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    in2thethickofit
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    My neighbor talks all night on her cell phone...arrrghhhh!

    Any suggestions on how to shut her up (no I won't kill her). She talks like the person on the other end is in a noisy bar...can hear everything she says through our windows...man, this lady is LOUD! HELP!!!

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    JohnGalt2341
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    Put your rooster in her mouth.

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    Ever hear a release?

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    She's old and nasty or I would...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Ever hear a release?
    Not yet.

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    knock on her door and tell her that she better shut her mouth or you're gonna fuk it

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    I would try to release to her voice if I were you.

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    Buy a cell phone jammer and turn it on at night.

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    perhaps invest in ear plugs, they are great.

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    rooster in mouth then nut in her ears

    2 birds 1 stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    rooster in mouth then nut in her ears

    2 birds 1 stone
    hahahahahahaha

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    jw
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    Just tell her "... man the walls/windows are thin in this place .. I can hear every single word you say when you are talking on your phone at night" No doubt there will be at least one or two things she might have said in the past few days that she would hope nobody else had heard ... just knowing that someone else can hear everything should be enough to make her keep it down - or at least move somewhere that she might be able to have a private conversation

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    play porno REALLY LOUD

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    move out of slums.

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    close the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    play porno REALLY LOUD
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