1. 03-09-11 03:02 AM #1
    obamaismyuncle
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    How is Jennifer Harmon a pro poker player?

    she's dumber than a box of rocks.
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  2. 03-09-11 03:05 AM #2
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  3. 03-09-11 03:08 AM #3
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    Who knows, won a couple bracelets years ago now just lives off the endorsements and cashes once in a while.
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  4. 03-09-11 03:15 AM #4
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    dont know dont care...shes hot

    unlike Annie Duke
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  5. 03-09-11 03:16 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneLossParlayGuy View Post
    dont know dont care...shes hot

    unlike Annie Duke
    she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way
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  6. 03-09-11 05:04 AM #6
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    she is an excellent fix-limit holdem player....
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  7. 03-09-11 05:24 AM #7
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    I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.
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  8. 03-09-11 05:30 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollins08 View Post
    I bet she would take all of your money in 10 minutes.

    I bet she wouldn't
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  9. 03-09-11 05:41 AM #9
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    There is no such thing as a pro poker player

    It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

    games of chance are not professional occupations
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  10. 03-09-11 05:48 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    she is hot in kind of a weird retarded like way..I also think annie duke is hot in a retarded way
    If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

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  11. 03-09-11 05:49 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBENZ View Post
    If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

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  12. 03-09-11 05:50 AM #12
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    Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.
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  13. 03-09-11 05:51 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    she's dumber than a box of rocks.
    She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

    You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.
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  14. 03-09-11 05:51 AM #14
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    I was watching High Stakes Poker the other day and it took me 20 minutes to realize that Vanessa was a broad.
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  15. 03-09-11 05:52 AM #15
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    She is epic.....I will make her (I mean him) my newest goddess.
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  16. 03-09-11 05:53 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWest View Post
    Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.
    You make money throwing crap?
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  17. 03-09-11 06:00 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    There is no such thing as a pro poker player

    It is silliest misuse of a word I have ever heard

    games of chance are not professional occupations
    you said it. most are losers like this guy. professional poker player.

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  18. 03-09-11 06:07 AM #18
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    Poker is a big industry,sowhat is wrong being apoker professional? i just hate the guys who play online,and called themselves a pro without ever played a real live tourney, these online guys cant survive in real tourney
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  19. 03-09-11 06:12 AM #19
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    Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

    These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years
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  20. 03-09-11 06:13 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most so called pro poker player are flat broke

    These guys that advertise for Poker Stars lucky if they won one tourney in the last 5 years

    this is true
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  21. 03-09-11 07:49 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    She's written 2 books, made 2 1/2 million dollars in tourneys to date, I don't know her or you, but I'd venture a guess and say she's smarter than you.

    You post here, she writes books, yeah my money is on her.
    Scoreboard!! Sorry Obama you got schooled on this one
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  22. 03-09-11 07:58 AM #22
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    she's a good player really tight tho

    if annie duke is at the table i will change the channel she never shuts the fuk up
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  23. 03-09-11 08:07 AM #23
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    She is one of the best limit hold em players in the world.
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  24. 03-09-11 09:22 AM #24
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    poker books.millions in tourny winnings.one of the best high stakes cash game players,continued playing through a grave illness one of the great personalitys in poker
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  25. 03-09-11 10:45 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBENZ View Post
    If you think those two are hot ,what's your take on this doll?

    a blond milf with nice is completely different than someone like this that looks like a 14 year old teenage boy. If you cant tell the difference between Harmon and this lesbo you posted, check to see if your penis still works
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  26. 03-09-11 11:02 AM #26
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    She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good
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  27. 03-09-11 11:09 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokernut9999 View Post
    She plays in the biggest cash games in Vegas , I think she might be good

    I know she's good but comes off stupid as fukk, to me anyways. She's on after dark this week and was watching it thiking to myself for about the millionth time, this chick is an idiot. She's constantly laying down the best hand both preflop and after the flop, never raises, she seems like she would fit in well playing with some senior citizens...on a side note she's fun to look at I've heard other pros like Hellmuth and the Mouth call her out before as well saying they don't know how she made it..
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  28. 03-09-11 11:19 AM #28
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    She had a kidney transplant or something like that a few years ago, she almost died.
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  29. 03-09-11 11:35 AM #29
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    my question is isnt a pro defined as a person who is a winning player lifetime playing poker
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  30. 03-09-11 12:18 PM #30
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    Simple answer a pro is a money player.
    Doesn't mean good pro.
    She's a good pro, that's dumb like a fox.
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  31. 03-09-11 12:35 PM #31
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    Jennifer Harman: 2.5 million
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  32. 03-09-11 03:49 PM #32
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    a player with a huge roll and getting staked does have a better chance of winning then your average joe. Simple stuff.
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  33. 03-09-11 04:00 PM #33
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    I play for a living, and my so does my buddy and a whole shit load of other people we know. JJ and the bunch are wrong and retarded on this one.
    The butch one you are referring to, her name is Vanessa Selbst. And YES, she is awful. My buddy went 2-2 with her last night at $1000 Heads Up, but should have been 4-0.
    If you dont believe me, head to any poker tracker site... and search FISHENZON vs V.Selbst on Pokerstars.
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  34. 03-09-11 04:02 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWest View Post
    Agreed: Calling someone a pro poker player is about the same as calling me a pro turd hurdler.

    Its most misused phrase in the world


    When a guy that plays 10 hands of poker in his life and can win a tourney with 100 so called pros it kills the PRO theory
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  35. 03-09-11 04:12 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You make money throwing crap?
    He said turd HURDLER. He makes money JUMPING crap.
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