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    Mr KLC
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    I Have Never Been So Bored In All My Life

    My 8 year old daughter has been bugging me to take her to a basketball game all year because she loves the sport a lot. Well, I asked her if she wanted to see an SEC Women's Tournament game. She was so excited about it. I'd never been to one before, so I thought, "Why not?". She bugged me everyday wanting to know how many days until we could go, and she was smiling ear to ear on the way over.

    So I take her to the South Carolina-Georgia game tonight. The stadium is filled 1/5 capacity. I only see 2 Gamecock fans in the crowd(I'm not kidding), one section of Georgia fans, and 85-90% Tennessee Lady Vol fans(they played their game at 12:00 this afternoon). As you can imagine, the crowd was beyond dead. I actually would have been better served to take my daughter down the road to the OVC semifinals after I told her that none of these women players were going to slamdunk the ball.

    I cannot fathom how these diehard fans are so dedicated to women's basketball. It was the most boring product I ever went to see. There was a man in the stadium actually crocheting a sweater during the game, while he was sitting next to his, what I'm guessing, was his boyfriend. My daughter was ready to leave at halftime.

    The funniest thing is she wants to go back and see a men's game next time. She told me that she won't go to another women's game unless she's playing in it herself.

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    Did you tell her that Women's Basketball is all Lesbians? I mean...I know she's only 8...but you owe it to her to tell her the truth

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    Even an 8 year old and appreciate that women's basketball sucks.

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    Mr KLC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Did you tell her that Women's Basketball is all Lesbians? I mean...I know she's only 8...but you owe it to her to tell her the truth
    I think she might have found that out on her own. I've never seen so many same sex couples in one area in all my life.

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    you can follow this up with a trip to see the "dykes in spikes"

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    women's basketball shouldn't even be played past HS, to think they play that WNBA shit LOL

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    An average season ticket price in the WNBA is $171 a seat. No way on Earth would I pay that.

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    Volleyball is the only Woman's sport worth attending



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    An average season ticket price in the WNBA is $171 a seat. No way on Earth would I pay that.
    I wouldn't go to the WNBA finals if they gave me courtside seats. Its way beyond brutal.

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    I went to the NCAAW national championship game when it was in ST Louis quite a few years back. I left at halftime.

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    I dig womans soccer...

    No really...

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    crocheting a sweater

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    Sounds like she had a good time with her dad

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    how many rednecks will post in this thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Volleyball is the only Woman's sport worth attending


    I agree

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    Call me crazy but I enjoy watching the Phoenix Mercury of the WNBA more than half the teams in the NBA. They have great teamwork, chemistry, they play at a super-fast pace, but they're the exception to the rule.

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