1. 03-02-11 04:02 PM #1
    ahj1937
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    Teach me how to win



    I want to spend my days drinking and having sex with hot girls. I have 1200 dollars. Teach me how to build it up into enough so that I can be a professional gambler.

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  2. 03-02-11 04:06 PM #2
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    Good luck with that start off by going all in tonight
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  3. 03-02-11 04:09 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post


    I want to spend my days drinking and having sex with hot girls. I have 1200 dollars. Teach me how to build it up into enough so that I can be a professional gambler.


    I know a number of professional gamblers

    None of them have sex with hot girls

    Many of them do find one girl to have sex with long-term. These girls tend to have lovely personalities and are cool people, but tend to be notably on the lower end of the hotness spectrum

    the few guys i know involved with gambling who do have sex with hot girls lose money betting
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  4. 03-02-11 04:14 PM #4
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    I want to win and have sex with sexy girls.
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  5. 03-02-11 04:16 PM #5
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    You need to ask JJgold
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  6. 03-02-11 04:16 PM #6
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    go to gamblers anon Son

    Your heading down the wrong path
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  7. 03-02-11 04:18 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    go to gamblers anon Son

    Your heading down the wrong path
    I want to win JJ. Show me how to get rich and famous.
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  8. 03-02-11 04:21 PM #8
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    Someone teach me how to win. This is a gamblers forum.
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  9. 03-02-11 04:22 PM #9
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    Good Luck in your search
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  10. 03-02-11 04:24 PM #10
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  11. 03-02-11 04:26 PM #11
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    I will place a wager on the Memphis Money Line! Thank you Sir!


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  12. 03-02-11 04:27 PM #12
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    Im going to win money today by taking the Memphis Money Line. This forum is free money.
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  13. 03-02-11 04:41 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    I want to win and have sex with sexy girls.

    well it's certainly doable, if unlikely

    by the way, the chances of being able to win AND have sex with sexy girls is the PRODUCT of the chances of each. so, if

    chances of winning = .02 (or 2 percent)
    chances of having sex with sexy girls (non-hookers) = .15 (or 15 percent)

    then the chances of

    winning AND having sex with sexy girls (non-hookers) = .02 x .15 = .003 (or one-third of 1 percent)


    if they are correlated, the chances of both happening increases from .003

    If they are anti-correlated, as I strongly suspect they are, the chances of both decreases even lower than .003


    if you include hookers into these equations, the numbers change, of course
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  14. 03-02-11 04:45 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    well it's certainly doable, if unlikely

    by the way, the chances of being able to win AND have sex with sexy girls is the PRODUCT of the chances of each. so, if

    chances of winning = .02 (or 2 percent)
    chances of having sex with sexy girls (non-hookers) = .15 (or 15 percent)

    then the chances of

    winning AND having sex with sexy girls (non-hookers) = .02 x .15 = .003 (or one-third of 1 percent)


    if they are correlated, the chances of both happening increases from .003

    If they are anti-correlated, as I strongly suspect they are, the chances of both decreases even lower than .003


    if you include hookers into these equations, the numbers change, of course


    Right there is no correlation unless you're buying hookers.
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  15. 03-02-11 04:47 PM #15
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    How many threads do you have to make on the same freaking subject?
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  16. 03-02-11 04:47 PM #16
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    As many as it takes to get some answers.
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  17. 03-02-11 04:48 PM #17
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    NO!!!
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  18. 03-02-11 04:48 PM #18
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    Please someone give me some answers.
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  19. 03-02-11 04:50 PM #19
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    Bet big PArlays, you have no other choice since you have chump change bankroll
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  20. 03-02-11 04:50 PM #20
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    Already did but it was not what you wanted to hear.

    Good luck.
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  21. 03-02-11 04:51 PM #21
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    Risking how much to win how much JJ? And hope I get lucky?
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  22. 03-02-11 04:54 PM #22
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    Follow jjgolds plays

    You will be a fukkin millionaire in no time
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  23. 03-02-11 04:55 PM #23
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    dude this ahj1937 guy is awesome

    jj take note!

    btw way ahj1937, what grade are you in? you weren't born in 1937 were you????
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  24. 03-02-11 04:55 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bet big PArlays, you have no other choice since you have chump change bankroll
    Watch it, JJ - you're insulting many "SBR Pros". They think $200 in a sportsbook is big time.
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  25. 03-02-11 04:56 PM #25
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    You need to have a condition called "Bi-winning" where you win here, and win there.

    It takes years of paying for sex, partying, and crack smoking to develop.
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  26. 03-02-11 04:57 PM #26
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    follow gold.
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  27. 03-02-11 04:57 PM #27
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    Get a job dealing blackjack.
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  28. 03-02-11 04:58 PM #28
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    Teach me how to win guys. You guys rule.
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  29. 03-02-11 04:59 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by falconticket View Post
    Get a job dealing blackjack.
    I smoke pot and my piss test would fail.
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  30. 03-02-11 04:59 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    You need to have a condition called "Bi-winning" where you win here, and win there.
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  31. 03-02-11 05:02 PM #31
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    How can you win money gambling? I demand an answer.
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  32. 03-02-11 05:11 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    How can you win money gambling? I demand an answer.

    jesus I LOVE this guy!!!!

    ahj1937, you need to first find an "edge"

    You can find edges by playing at slow-moving books that keep lines up that you can be confident are +EV on one side

    or you can bet into widely-available numbers by building a statistical model that gives you edges that the market isn't factoring in yet

    in both cases, money management is key - if your bet size is too big, you will lose even if you do have an edge

    you will need to understand somewhat advanced mathematical concepts to implement all this

    but it can be done! I wish you luck! go to the handicapper think tank and start reading those threads!

    and come back to players talk and update us on how its going!
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  33. 03-02-11 05:31 PM #33
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    Take your $1200 and give it to someone in need....less pain...more beneficial...
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  34. 03-02-11 05:32 PM #34
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    I plan to win.
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  35. 03-02-11 05:53 PM #35
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    Go look up the term 'arbitrage'....Here, il help you start:

    Boxing Super Featherweight Title:
    Burns -455 (william hill)
    Laryea +1200 (betfred)
    Draw +5000 (victor chandler)

    Easiest 9% guaranteed you'll ever make....Put money into interest bearing sports exchange (>7%) Repeat process over a long enough period of time and eventually you will spend your days drinking and having sex with hot girls
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