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    statnerds
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    Fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sick of being a loser!!!

    So I went to my wife's cousin's wedding tonight.

    Missed putting in a bunch of plays. those plays are fukkin 11-3 right now!!!!

    Fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How do I explain to my wife in a civil, calm fashion that going to this wedding just cost me about $800!?!?!?!?!?!??

    But it is not entirely her fault. Part is my loser ass. What are the odds? What are the fukkin odds the shit I play that normally hits at 54% would hit at 79%?!?!?!

    And that is why I am a loser.....

    Follow this shit and play it for months and the one fukkin day, the only single fukkin day in 900 fukkin years that I go to a fukkin wedding and miss putting in plays is the rooster sukkin day they go fukkin 11-3

    FUKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

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    You need an Android phone so you can do all your betting anywhere. I don't leave home without it. I also have a slingbox so I can watch any game as well. Get a good set of hidden ear phones and any wedding, recital or opera becomes much bearable.

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    i bet you wont tell her cause u know u will never hear the end of it

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    take it easy man , you living to large. gl/

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    Question is

    Why you married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    question is why you married?
    this

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    The problem with a lot people these day's is that they think only of themselves. Instead of bitching about what could have been for you, you should be happy for the newlyweds. I really think that if you would put people ahead of money, your life would be a lot more fulfilling and enjoyable, and you wouldn't worry so much about the bet that could have been.

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    Its weird how thinks work out like this. At least you didn't lose any money today

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    HAHAHAHA your right you are a loser...I can make bets on my blackberry on betjm anytime all the time...get with the times you fukk

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    Shit like this has happened to me before I feel your pain

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    Who doesn't have a blackberry or android by now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Who doesn't have a blackberry or android by now?
    Yeah seriously this guy must be stuck in pyongyang or tripoli or some other god awful place that doesnt allow people to use modern technology

    How can you not make bets on your phone or at the very least call them in? You stupid fukk you

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    Your family and your health are more important.

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    Statnerdz just ain't a very smart dude, that's the bottom line

    He needs to emerge from the cave he is living in and join the 21st century

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    Just need a smartphone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Who doesn't have a blackberry or android by now?
    I don't even have a cellphone, waste of money.

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    In my opinion you need to have a rest from betting.

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    this guy claims to go 12-3 every night but cant afford a smartphone.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Who doesn't have a blackberry or android by now?
    Me.

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    It's not the end of the world. Would you be here posting this thread if those plays were 3-11??

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    Well at least your aren't lonesome.

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    Tell her and she will make it up to you i'm sure. That's how women work.

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    Thats life, get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    It's not the end of the world. Would you be here posting this thread if those plays were 3-11??
    Yes, I would have. The tone would have been much different however. More jubilant and upbeat.

    But I am a volume player, hover near .500, grind out profit. But which one looks better?

    27-23, which is what I went yesterday or

    41-27, which is what it should have been?

    Just the timing is what gets me. This being the first time I wasn't in my house between 6 and 7 p.m. on a Saturday. Sad I know, but now you see why. The one fukkin night I miss.....14-4 on missed plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE R.O.D. View Post
    Statnerdz just ain't a very smart dude, that's the bottom line

    He needs to emerge from the cave he is living in and join the 21st century
    Are you guys fukkin retarded? Do you know how work this is?

    If I use the desktop in my basement, have dual flattop monitors.

    In the living room I use 2 laptops. Also need a pen and paper.

    After I determine what plays I am making (based on everyone else's capping, not mine), have to shop the 6 books I use to get the best line.

    I am efficient now doing it at home. But if I tried to use a mobile device with one shit screen, would take forever.

    You guys apparently don't get it. This shit is hard fukkin work. Think I would doing it everyday if I wasn't turning a profit? Anyone using strictly a Local or 1 or 2 books needs to join the 21st Century. It's not a joke kids. Make it work or just hand your money to the books now and get it over with.

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    DUDE MAKES NO PROFIT

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