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    Quote Originally Posted by phish4buds View Post
    escrow anyone?
    How are you picking up an internet signal from your trailer park

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    its a good day in the park

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Alright heres my wager for the day, just placed, 4lenghths, Im down for your little side 2k pts if you want

    Ticket Accepted Date Risk To Win Status Wager
    74526017-1 2/24/11 3:30pm $207.70 $303.05 Pending 5 Team Parlay
    Pending 2/24/11 7:00pm College Basketball 511 Georgia +15 -625* vs Florida
    Pending 2/24/11 8:00pm College Basketball 525 Arkansas LR +9 -400* vs South Alabama
    Pending 2/24/11 9:00pm College Basketball 538 Pittsburgh -380* vs West Virginia
    Pending 2/24/11 9:00pm College Basketball 537 West Virginia/Pittsburgh Under 144 -900*
    Pending 2/24/11 10:30pm College Basketball 549 Arizona +9 -480* vs USC
    Totals: $207.70 $303.05
    I just don't see any of these legs losing

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    how and where are you getting lines like this for your parlay?

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    5dimes is insane, either they are going down or I am

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    Or I will get cut off, one of these 3 things is going to happen

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    On tuesday i hit a parley that was good for 59 pts i was never credited i tried going on live chat but to no aviel they said send e mail but every time i do i get no response anybody else his happens to

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    He Haww

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    4lengthsclear where you at, check in
    I will pass.

    If you had accepted yesterday, I would have gone with it and I still think you will end up badly with these plays. I don't really have the time or inclination to track and verify everything, though.
    BOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Or I will get cut off, one of these 3 things is going to happen
    they will never cut you off as bets like these are considered recreational bets. Reputable books like 5dimes wont cut off a winning player thats getting lucky. they will only cut off a winning player thats making sharp plays (though Ive personally never heard of 5dimes cutting off ant legitimate better). Those are the people that scare them.

    The odds are truly stacked against you here, however that doesn't mean I want you to lose! Good luck and I hope you follow through with this to prove it to yourself and others that want to follow in your footsteps. It a lot harder than you think, you are just on a run right now and it may not continue. Or you are the baddest ass handicapper here. Prove use wrong!

    I will give you whatever points I have after the 200 plays if you come out ahead

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    you beat yourself

    off

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    Anyone think I should take Southern Alabama second half at -2?

    They are up 12 at the half and in the parlay I have Ark LR +9

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    hedging out of a lock of the day?? tsk tsk beast. you're losing your edge.

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    OUCH!!! I thought these are guaranteed teasers...your 1-1 in this thread. Far from 80%

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    Ticket Accepted Date Risk To Win Status Wager
    74560924-1 2/24/11 10:05pm $175.00 $517.05 Pending 3 Team Parlay
    Pending 2/24/11 10:35pm NBA Basketball 503 Boston Celtics -190* vs Denver Nuggets
    Pending 2/24/11 10:30pm College Basketball 549 Arizona pk -110* vs USC
    Pending 2/24/11 9:00pm College Basketball 538 Pittsburgh 2nd Half -280* vs West Virginia

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    OUCH!!! I thought these are guaranteed teasers...your 1-1 in this thread. Far from 80%
    yea didnt expect ark little rock to play that badly thats for sure

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    Looks like Arkansas LR fukt u. :/

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    Ton of value in pitt 2nd half ML -280

    they are down 1 at half and ml for the game was -400

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Ton of value in pitt 2nd half ML -280

    they are down 1 at half and ml for the game was -400
    hey, and take this the right way...you're learning how to make money betting.

    i'm not necessarily the above is +EV, i haven't watched a lick of it, but you're looking, and that's great...
    Last edited by chemicalbrother; 02-24-11 at 09:28 PM.

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    this could end bad bro.. slow ur roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    this could end bad bro.. slow ur roll.
    oh, this definitely has for him. there's a thousand-page thread on another site with these kinds of bets.

    that said, it seems slightly less random and is at least looking for value or protecting himself.

    still gonna end up ugly most likely, but hey maybe not this time!

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    This thread reminds me of an old friend of mine who used to bet like this. Always thought he had a bunch of "locks," but there was always that "are you fcking kidding me?!?" game that ruined everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyHustlin View Post
    This thread reminds me of an old friend of mine who used to bet like this. Always thought he had a bunch of "locks," but there was always that "are you fcking kidding me?!?" game that ruined everything.
    "are you ******* kidding me" like, truly never saw it coming, or of course it was coming?

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    this thread is uber-lol...

    hitting 75% on 3-team parlay shizzles whatever for 2k points.

    So 3 x -300 in parlay is like what +135 ish?

    If you hit 75% on these over 100 plays you would turn $10 into a like a $million+

    Does no one understand math lol?

    Its entertaining anyway.... I love you warriorfan, but seriously its just uber-unlikely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapidoc View Post
    this thread is uber-lol...

    hitting 75% on 3-team parlay shizzles whatever for 2k points.

    So 3 x -300 in parlay is like what +135 ish?

    If you hit 75% on these over 100 plays you would turn $10 into a like a $million+

    Does no one understand math lol?

    Its entertaining anyway.... I love you warriorfan, but seriously its just uber-unlikely.
    what up brotha, good to see you around again

    I know how this must look but honestly I feel I am capable of hitting an unprecedented % of these...

    Im seriously shocked ARK LR lost by 13 or that 5 tm tsr would have gone through for example... these really seem like easy bets to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    what up brotha, good to see you around again I know how this must look but honestly I feel I am capable of hitting an unprecedented % of these... Im seriously shocked ARK LR lost by 13 or that 5 tm tsr would have gone through for example... these really seem like easy bets to me
    You know I'm always rootin' for ya man!

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    Nevermind, You paid

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    Im tempted to straight bet the Celtics/Nuggets 2nd half under 99 but Im not gonna pull the trigger

    Just gonna hopefully watch Arizona and Boston win

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    If the Celtics lose the game after the show they put on here in the bayarea the other day I will be beside myself

    Fuk the NBA

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    Another 1 pt game, another option to hedge....

    Could take Den 2nd half ML +165

    I hate these calls, I'm not sure if it would be +EV to take Den 2nd half ML

    Pretty sure it would be if Zona had some more separartion on UCLA than just 3 pts

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    looking good beast

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    cmon Zona...

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    I'll get it back tomorrow

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    FUKK BOSTON.. That's all I have to say.. 0 points in the last 6 mins of the game. WTF kinda shit is that

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    Jesus Christ everyone

    Im getting drunk at my friends house right now and dont feel like capping, i dont know what to do today

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