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    mikejamm
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    SBR Casino A F'in Ripoff Scam!

    Totally rigged bullshit! So I'm play'in 3 card poker just trying to get 15 god damn points to play in the next poker tourney, and every dealer hand is, flush to my pair, dealer pair is always fuk'in higher than what I'm show'in, AA over KK, even when I'm dealt a flush, dealer comes back with a straight flush! No fuk'in odds in the world would see a dealer pull that many winning hands in a row! And I'm play'in a single point ante mind you! Why even have a casino, if you're gonna rig it that bad! Give out poker winnings only to fuk everybody over in a rigged casino! I'd advise everyone to stay away from that fuk'ed up scam operation!

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    Wait you mean you don't win millions of dollars from online casinos? Someone open a federal investigation.
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    So you're saying SBR Casino didn't make your dreams come true?

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    Try roulette...either you'll win or have something else to bitch about (sorry).

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    mikejamm
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    I'm not say'in I was look'in to make a kill'in or fuk'in retire, but 5 losing sessions in a row? I usually come out with a little profit! They fuk'in changed the shit so you lose every god damn time, probably to co-inside with the poker tourneys. Anything you win playing poker, count on gett'in raped in the casino!
    Last edited by mikejamm; 02-08-11 at 05:23 PM.

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    will2survive
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    the temptation of the rigged online casinos have cost me a lot. I wish that it was fair but I guess that life is sometimes unfair

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    hostile takeover
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    please stop with these nonsense threads of not winning in online casinos.

    ..and for goodness sakes it's free points and meant to be fun if you play. You will not become a millionaire at the SBR Casino.

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    lolguy999
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    lol... here at SBR casino, we make our player's dream come true by a fixed amount. Then u'll lose it all on the hype

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    chemicalbrother
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    so...you lost at a casino game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile takeover View Post
    please stop with these nonsense threads of not winning in online casinos.

    ..and for goodness sakes it's free points and meant to be fun if you play. You will not become a millionaire at the SBR Casino.
    There not just free points, and in large enough amount, they do add up to something! SBR has obviously gone to great lengths to make sure you don't ever come out with anything in the casino. Like I said, I'm not look'in or even remotely considering that you are going to win some big fuk'in jackpot, but at least the shit should balance out where you're not gett'in totally fuk'ed every time! 3 card poker will deal you 20 shit hands in row, and even when you have a decent hand, it still fuk's you! Completely programed to screw you that way! Everybody I've talked to or read posts about has had the same results! So what gives if shit wasn't changed because someone actually won some damn points there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    So you're saying SBR Casino didn't make your dreams come true?

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    FourLengthsClear
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    There not just free points, and in large enough amount, they do add up to something! SBR has obviously gone to great lengths to make sure you don't ever come out with anything in the casino. Like I said, I'm not look'in or even remotely considering that you are going to win some big fuk'in jackpot, but at least the shit should balance out where you're not gett'in totally fuk'ed every time! 3 card poker will deal you 20 shit hands in row, and even when you have a decent hand, it still fuk's you! Completely programed to screw you that way! Everybody I've talked to or read posts about has had the same results! So what gives if shit wasn't changed because someone actually won some damn points there!
    If you believe that, why do you play?

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    THEGREAT30
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    All casino's are rigged

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    THEGREAT30
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    can someone give me 6 points to check this theory out?

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    Smoke
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    it's cause you played three card poker, fukk that

    play craps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    it's cause you played three card poker, fukk that

    play craps
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    I'm tell'in you man, I've had decent sessions play'in 3 card, but now every fuk'in dealer hand is always a pair, flush, or AK high card! Dealer pair is always higher, and if you hit a flush, it pops a higher one or a straight! Fuk'in rigged bullshit!

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    Bull...the SBR Casino is where "Dreams Come True"

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    You will win in SBR casino

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    Quote Originally Posted by THEGREAT30 View Post
    can someone give me 6 points to check this theory out?
    Please, nobody gives points to a stiff

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    You will win in SBR casino
    Uhhhhh no the fuk you won't!

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    Mike what you were you trying to do??

    How many points?/

    From what to what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Bull...the SBR Casino is where "Dreams Come True"
    Fugging-A!!

    Its like a broken ATM machine spewing points in every direction. Check todays top winners thread. Guys are just raping the joint.

    But ya got to play to win! Dont be a quitter. Only YOU can stop your dreams from coming true..and none of us want that. Piesce out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mike what you were you trying to do??

    How many points?/

    From what to what?
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    I was just trying to get up about 30 or so, so I'd have some entry fees for the poker tourneys. But the fuk'in thing systematically lets you win a couple of hands and then you lose like 10 in fuk'in row! Bullshit cards too, you've got no choice but to fold when it's deal'in a damn 2-5-6 all the time!

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    I just joined sbr a few weeks ago after lurking for quite a while. I have a great local so no reason to be an SBRpro, thus the points are basically meaningless to me. I have tried to kill some time a couple of times in the sbr casino on craps and blackjack. needless to say, i agree with mikejamm the casino is definitely not pseudo random with simply the implied house advantage inherent to rules of the respective games. I am well aware of the small sample size, but I got my shit kicked in 18 hands of BJ out of 19 and have not once EVER had more points in a session than I started with. looks like i'll have to waste my future points on 15 teamers so I can at least get a shirt or something if I hit one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile takeover View Post
    please stop with these nonsense threads of not winning in online casinos.

    ..and for goodness sakes it's free points and meant to be fun if you play. You will not become a millionaire at the SBR Casino.
    people here tend to forget this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Fugging-A!!

    Its like a broken ATM machine spewing points in every direction. Check todays top winners thread. Guys are just raping the joint.

    But ya got to play to win! Dont be a quitter. Only YOU can stop your dreams from coming true..and none of us want that. Piesce out.
    ===========================
    Yeah today's top winners are guys who drop in, bet a few hundred a hand and win and get the fuk out! Just try stay'in and play'in a couple a points a hand and see what the fuk happens!

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    You mean to tell me that Casinos weren't built by good hearted people, just looking for an opportunity to give their fortunes away. I wonder how they build them enormous buildings then?

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    Used to win playing SBR blackjack

    Don't play anymore, table games aren't exciting enough for me

    May go back though just to win some more

    Online casinos can be beat

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    The biggest rape of all in the SBRCASINO is those damn slot machines, i played max bet and max lines a few times and learned the hard way.

    AVOID THE SBRCASINO SLOTS

    Play craps, blackjack, baccarat, and Let it Ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Poker View Post
    I just joined sbr a few weeks ago after lurking for quite a while. I have a great local so no reason to be an SBRpro, thus the points are basically meaningless to me. I have tried to kill some time a couple of times in the sbr casino on craps and blackjack. needless to say, i agree with mikejamm the casino is definitely not pseudo random with simply the implied house advantage inherent to rules of the respective games. I am well aware of the small sample size, but I got my shit kicked in 18 hands of BJ out of 19 and have not once EVER had more points in a session than I started with. looks like i'll have to waste my future points on 15 teamers so I can at least get a shirt or something if I hit one.
    ===========================
    Thank you man! Finally someone with as much sense as me to see what a fuk'in shit faced rip off this rigged crap is! You don't have to be a genius to know it's definitely not pseudo random, it's sole purpose it to fuk'in bust you! Dude if I had any points I'd send some your way! No fuk'in random generator should ever be pointed that negative against a player!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
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    Thank you man! Finally someone with as much sense as me to see what a fuk'in shit faced rip off this rigged crap is! You don't have to be a genius to know it's definitely not pseudo random, it's sole purpose it to fuk'in bust you! Dude if I had any points I'd send some your way! No fuk'in random generator should ever be pointed that negative against a player!
    Dude you're a true degenerate....when anyone loses around here it's always rigged....sack up and quit being a whiny nug

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    lol we all know hte casino doesnt make every ones come true..

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    See, you gave up too early. The very next hand that you didn't play, was actually the jackpot, but you missed out on it, because you quit playing and closed the session. Sorry, better luck next time.

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