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    stealthyburrito
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    Who here is going to be alone this Valentine's Day??

    not me


    if you are, what will you be doing that night?? besides gambling, of course.



    Let's hear it.

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    I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.

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    Not me. I'll be eating dinner and then getting my wanger wet.

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    I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.

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    We'll see what happens. My crazy ex just might get drunk and give me another booty call. I've learned to expect the unexpected

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    will be alone gambling and posting at SBR

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    I'll start looking for a new girlfriend. I never have one from Christmas to Valentine's day. I save a ton of money this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
    Sharp

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    stealthyburrito
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
    i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.

    i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.

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    kicking it in my Mom's basement!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    kicking it in my Mom's basement!
    can i join?

    its very cold in my moms basement

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    Alone? On Valentines day? WTF?
    Im NEVER alone...Always got "Righty" and "Lefty" on call and available!

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    already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance

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    I will be doing the same thing I do every monday.

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    I don't have one. I'm not a fan of all the hallmark holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance


    1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need

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    gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone

    definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    can i join?

    its very cold in my moms basement
    damn straight you can. i have the space heater fired up and plenty of blankets. it might be the coolest place in all of dville!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsMushroom View Post
    gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone

    definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants
    hell yeah its super overpriced. but the sexy on the way home from dinner is something youll remember for the rest of your like. maybe the best sex ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post


    1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need


    gonna light some candles and splurge a little bit on the kroger red wine instead of walmart brand but what the hell its VD

    just bought the avatar fleshlight. cant fukkn wait

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    you are never alone with the SBR family

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    just another day for me...prob be on here lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    you are never alone with the SBR family
    should we have an sbr valentine's day event??

    perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.

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    While my sugar mama said she was gonna be with her husband, I believe I will be with a close lady friend of mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.

    i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.
    For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing your praises forever!

    P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.

    I will be following up with this one stealth
    Last edited by zam77; 02-08-11 at 12:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing their praises forever!

    P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.

    I will be following up with this one stealth
    you and your scrabble, the ladies must go gaga over your vernacular skills

    zammer, i do not plan on leaving empty handed, thats for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    should we have an sbr valentine's day event??

    perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.
    I'm in.

    I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.



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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I'm in.

    I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.


    it would be kinda of neat thing to see it worked out amongst posters.



    Lou, you can be my valentine's bud

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    booze and porn .... im good

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    going out as a single is great on vday

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