I'm not really that hairy ( IMO), not like I have back hair really bad, at all....
I never could even grow a halfway decent beard until I was 30+.
Now I grow ( at 47) hair on my earlobes, around the "rims" of my ears, my eyebrows look like Andy Rooney ( if I don't trim them) reguraly.....I just shave them off, now !
I still don't have a really heavy beard, more like nuisance hair like around my ******* ears, and growing out of my nose..... I'd never pull off a ZZ Top beard.
HAIR SUCKS !