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    JW Cash
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    I signed up with Gamblers Anonymous today......

    They gave me 4/5 I wouldn't make it.....................

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    VegasInsider
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    I drove by one of those meetings a few years back and thought about going in. I then realized that I'd be putting odds on which person would fold first to make it interesting

    Needless to say, I never thought about going again. And, I'm probably going to hell

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    I have a buddy of mine who called for me like 6 years ago... The funny thing was he bet more then I do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    I have a buddy of mine who called for me like 6 years ago... The funny thing was he bet more then I do...
    Maybe he was in the black and you were in the red with gambling.

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    4/5 is pretty generous

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    I have been to probably 400 GA meetings in my life.

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    LMAO.....You don't sign up for GA meetings. I can see it now. "Just fill this form in triplicate..initial here and here, and we will get back to you shortly"

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    get a sponsor
    get a home group
    bunch of broke dik Popeyes slot machine morons

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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    They gave me 4/5 I wouldn't make it.....................
    Ban yourself for a week for using that old gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurtRapp View Post
    I have been to probably 400 GA meetings in my life.
    The count is about 25 for me.

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    I answer yes to all 20 of the "20 questions"

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    I just cant imagine how anyone could go to one of those. Being addicted to anything is bad, im a smoker & im addicted to nicotene I guess. But I enjoy cigarettes just like I enjoy gambling. How fukin' weak of a pussy do you have to be to let something like gambling ruin your life???

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    This joke was funny when Rodney Dangerfield did it 30 years ago

    Not funny when you did it here 30 years later

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I just cant imagine how anyone could go to one of those. Being addicted to anything is bad, im a smoker & im addicted to nicotene I guess. But I enjoy cigarettes just like I enjoy gambling. How fukin' weak of a pussy do you have to be to let something like gambling ruin your life???
    That's just a dumb thing to say. Are you that weak of a pussy because your lungs are black as licorice so you're letting smoking ruining your life? That's just plain stupid.

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    I went to one of these meeting for psychology of addictions. These people were barrelled in hardcore, but they were all slot players and we couldn't relate to each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurtRapp View Post
    I answer yes to all 20 of the "20 questions"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpcat View Post
    This joke was funny when Rodney Dangerfield did it 30 years ago

    Not funny when you did it here 30 years later


    I tell ya......tough crowd.....

    Thats the trouble with my life.........I get no respect.....................

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    Labby=GA

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    i wish i knew where one was, i would of signed up a few weeks ago. Might again if steelers plus 3 loses.. Just no place close is all. One wanted me to pay money first online

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Ban yourself for a week for using that old gag.
    No kidding...that one is an antique.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I just cant imagine how anyone could go to one of those. Being addicted to anything is bad, im a smoker & im addicted to nicotene I guess. But I enjoy cigarettes just like I enjoy gambling. How fukin' weak of a pussy do you have to be to let something like gambling ruin your life???
    now why do you have to go ahead and say something as retarded as this. you fukkin smoke. it may be much slower in ruining your life but it will happen when you get old and the health hazards of smoking catch up to your ass . becoming addicted to something is not a sign of weakness. it means you need help fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i wish i knew where one was, i would of signed up a few weeks ago. Might again if steelers plus 3 loses.. Just no place close is all. One wanted me to pay money first online
    you got to go to a few places and find the one you fit in with. you must be able to relate to the people at these meetings. even if you have to drive double the distance you have to find the right one where you fit in.

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    steelers +3 IS a LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS dawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    steelers +3 IS a LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS dawg


    pitts +3 for sure

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    Green Bay wins by 10+

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    greenbay big.

    and you dont sign up for GA. the A is for annonymous.

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    isn't anybody worried the Rooney's will pay to win? I have green bay, but just watch for the flags going steelers way. thats the only way they win though, aaron rogers is deadly accurate, gb defense is underrated.

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    Green bay wins but don't think will be by 10+

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    I went to one for my college project for sociology a long time ago. GA is hopeless.

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    No need to make fun of GA
    Helps a lot of people

    Let's work together here

    Of course we do not want anyone in GA but we will not stop them from entering.

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    Good luck in the fight kid you'll need it; I respect what u r doing.

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    jerry jones still wins the super bowl. 200 bucks to stand outside the stadium? WHAT!!! mr. money maker best ho i ever seeent

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    until i signed up with sbr; i had a serious gambling problem

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    Cwissy says Big Ben any number and Big Ben under any groupie.

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