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    Matchbooks new deposit options are freakin ridiculous!!!

    Option 1: Whore pay....Become a male whore in Costa Rica, tourists will pay you 50 cents for blowjobs, once you've accumulated a 1000 you can drop by our office and deposit and Matchbook will reimburse the 50% deposit fees in the form of commission credits aka monopoly money

    Option 2: Drug mule....Become a drug mule for a Costa Rican drug lord, you will have bags of coke rammed up your ass and put on the next flight to the states, for each muling you will be paid 1000 which you can then deposit into matchbook with usual 50% fees reimbursed in the form of a $50 gift card to Kohl's

    Option 3: Slavery....You can sell yourself into slavery in which case you will become the property of one of our Costa Rican investors, after 5 years of slavery you will earn your freedom and a 10000 balance at matchbook (80% deposit fees will be reimbursed in the form of used condoms)

    I can appreciate them trying to make their site easier to deposit to and these options are better than the ones they currently offer but still
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    Classic!

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    Signed,

    Disgruntled Matchbook User

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    good one guy

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    Meanwhile they do transfers with A rated SBR books BOOKMAKER, DSI, BETJAMAICA, 5DIMES, and THEGREEK.

    Simple, if one isn't playing at MATCHBOOK, they should not be playing offshore period!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Meanwhile they do transfers with A rated SBR books BOOKMAKER, DSI, BETJAMAICA, 5DIMES, and THEGREEK.

    Simple, if one isn't playing at MATCHBOOK, they should not be playing offshore period!!!
    b2b is stupid.

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    So in order for me to get some money to matchbook, I need to deposit with another book and have them transfer the money to matchbook?


    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Meanwhile they do transfers with A rated SBR books BOOKMAKER, DSI, BETJAMAICA, 5DIMES, and THEGREEK.

    Simple, if one isn't playing at MATCHBOOK, they should not be playing offshore period!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MendozaLine View Post
    So in order for me to get some money to matchbook, I need to deposit with another book and have them transfer the money to matchbook?

    Is that difficult, if it is, retire from offshore gaming and play video poker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post


    Is that difficult, if it is, retire from offshore gaming and play video poker.
    Most(all) books require a rollover before you can do b2b, this means you effectively you have to roll over you deposit just to be able to place bets with it. b2b is not as simple as you make it sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    Most(all) books require a rollover before you can do b2b, this means you effectively you have to roll over you deposit just to be able to place bets with it. b2b is not as simple as you make it sound.
    Simple as can be...........for crying out loud.

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    If they make depositing difficult, liquidity will suffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalhead View Post
    If they make depositing difficult, liquidity will suffer.


    good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    good
    why is that good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Meanwhile they do transfers with A rated SBR books BOOKMAKER, DSI, BETJAMAICA, 5DIMES, and THEGREEK.

    Simple, if one isn't playing at MATCHBOOK, they should not be playing offshore period!!!
    over 8M in wagers since I last placed one at matchbook and I'm doing just fine

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    matchbook sucks for small markets with the most +ev.

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    Difficult? Kind of.

    Pain in the ass? Big time.



    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Is that difficult, if it is, retire from offshore gaming and play video poker.

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