View Poll Results: Would you try to get a $100 bill out of a Porta-Potty?

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  • Yeah, I'd try to get it out but not for anything less than $100

    45 24.59%

  • Hell, I'd try to get it out even if it was a $50.

    26 14.21%

  • I'd get it out even if it was a $20.

    28 15.30%

  • I'd get it out even if it was a $10.

    8 4.37%

  • I'd get it out even if it was a $5.

    5 2.73%

  • I'd get it out even if it was a $1.

    12 6.56%

  • THAT'S SICK! I wouldn't try to get it out for any amount of money!

    59 32.24%
  1. 09-02-12 08:55 PM #71
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  2. 09-02-12 09:14 PM #72
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    John - This is the funniest Poll Question Ever! Glad it was bumped! I can't stop rolling!
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  3. 09-02-12 10:10 PM #73
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    Not only are there several sicko's on here, BUT, a good many liars too!..
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  4. 09-02-12 11:55 PM #74
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    Give Sheldon Williams head at the thanksgiving dinner table- what I would do for 100.
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  5. 09-03-12 12:05 AM #75
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    hmm thats a good question
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  6. 09-03-12 01:16 AM #76
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    For just $100 I think I'd leave that bill for the next guy. That's just a little too disgusting for me.
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  7. 04-19-13 09:28 PM #77
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  8. 09-26-17 11:42 AM #78
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    Is this thread still around?
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  9. 09-26-17 11:51 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Not sticking my hand in there for $100.

    Two Super Bowl tickets, I would.
    Holy fck. How the times have changed. I'd like that hundo out with my tongue these days. Wow.
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  10. 09-26-17 11:58 AM #80
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  11. 09-26-17 11:59 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Holy fck. How the times have changed. I'd like that hundo out with my tongue these days. Wow.
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  12. 09-26-17 12:23 PM #82
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    50 bucks is my minimum price - if i had rubber gloves handy could go for 20 but only if an easy catch
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  13. 09-26-17 04:20 PM #83
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    Holy sh#$ lol I forgot what I voted on It's been 6.5 years already? Dang.
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  14. 09-26-17 04:33 PM #84
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    Bunch of broke dick sick fuks in this thread.

    I'd reach in for $5.
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  15. 09-27-17 02:43 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Holy fck. How the times have changed. I'd like that hundo out with my tongue these days. Wow.
    Anyone else change their mind from their original choice? I stand by my $50 pick!
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  16. 09-27-17 04:00 PM #86
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    5 years ago i guess i would have reached in for 20 more eagerly
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  17. 03-04-18 09:26 AM #87
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    That's SICK! has a slight lead over $100 in the voting... I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing.
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  18. 03-04-18 09:30 AM #88
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    It'll wash off. I guess it depends on if it was floating on top. Might use some paper towels or something. There can be some bad stuff in there. I could wipe my you know what for a $1 though.
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  19. 03-04-18 09:31 AM #89
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    get me a mask and some gloves and i'll do it for 100
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  20. 03-04-18 09:35 AM #90
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    The only good thing about this thread is the seeing the posters that use to be here 7 years ago.

    Dumb bump though.
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  21. 03-04-18 09:37 AM #91
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    Just thought of this. I knew a guy at a bar in NYC that used to light his cigars with a $100 bill once in awhile. I'm pretty damn sure mafioso. I dated his sister for a bit. I'm still in touch with her on FB. I never really asked too many questions. She invited me to some kind of family reunion. Fun as hell, but a bit scary at the same time.
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  22. 03-04-18 09:45 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    The only good thing about this thread is the seeing the posters that use to be here 7 years ago.

    Dumb bump though.
    And your post was dumb as well.
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  23. 03-04-18 10:36 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Lets say you are at an outdoor concert and you have to take a piss. You go to the nearest Porta-Potty and just as you are about to piss you notice a $100 bill sort of halfway floating in the Porta-Potty. Would you try to get it out?
    Run fast out- get 2 sticks and a bottle of water - fish it out rinse with water and buy some snacks at the food stand not to contaminate my wallet
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  24. 03-04-18 06:10 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    Run fast out- get 2 sticks and a bottle of water - fish it out rinse with water and buy some snacks at the food stand not to contaminate my wallet
    What are you going to tell the person that is next in line behind you to use the porta-potty?
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  25. 03-04-18 06:50 PM #95
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    Yes and I’d use it to go pro again.
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  26. 03-04-18 06:56 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    What are you going to tell the person that is next in line behind you to use the porta-potty?
    Lol - i am gonna say it has bomb inside and i am calling the police
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  27. 03-04-18 07:17 PM #97
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    Maybe when I was in college or my early 20's? $500 sure but not $100.
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  28. 03-04-18 07:33 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Definitely for $20

    A few months ago I was working a construction job and two guys were pounding each other in the ass in there at lunch time

    How did I know?

    The thing was shaking and almost tipped over

    It was behind a tree so they thought they could get away with it

    I spotted it though and was curious to see what guys looked like so waited for 40 minutes behind another tree waiting

    Man two burly looking guys and they looked perfect when they left, shirts tucked in, hair perfect and it is fukkin small in there

    I guess they took turns riding each other on toilet bowl

    sick shit
    I miss your random gay ass imaginary stories you came up with back in the day
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  29. 03-04-18 07:44 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by easywinner View Post
    I have often found random money when out, in the grocery store, parking lots, sporting events, never in a porter john though. One time i saw a 20 blowing in the gutter way leading to a sewer. It was like 1 foot away from the sewer entrance and it was windy, so i said **** it I'm getting that free 20 and dove for it. I had shorts and a t on and got all bloodied up by the pavement but i got that damn free 20. The wounds healed up a couple of days later. There's something about free money that makes people do crazy shit sometimes, i guess in this case literally. You could start a riot over offering free money in a crowded area.
    so right free shit makes people act insane
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  30. 03-04-18 09:24 PM #100
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    20
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  31. 03-04-18 10:15 PM #101
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    I wouldn't try. Would assume it's a prank
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  32. 03-05-18 12:53 AM #102
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    For a hundred? Nope

    But five $20’s and I’m putting on a swimsuit
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  33. 03-05-18 05:19 AM #103
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    right now ANYTHING LEGAL ..WELL JUST ABOUT ANYTHING LEGAL
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  34. 03-05-18 06:03 AM #104
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    Great poll
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  35. 03-05-18 06:06 AM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    right now ANYTHING LEGAL ..WELL JUST ABOUT ANYTHING LEGAL
    Would you vote liberal?
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