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    Chugs
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    Never Drinking Again...

    How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

    Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

    Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

    And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

    Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

    I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

    Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

    Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

    Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

    And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

    Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

    I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

    Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.
    I'm probably in the minority. I've only said it about 400 times. Oh ya, and my hand wasn't questionably broken. It was definitely broken says the cast I wore for 10 weeks. Still to this day I don't know what happened

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    You will never quit unless you go to AA meetings weekly for the rest of your life

    I will guarantee it

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    if you're getting into fights when you drink, you should be drinking at home
    plain and simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

    Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

    Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

    And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

    Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

    I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

    Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.


    Guy, do you have a wife, kids, a girl/ Maybe a gambling prob as well? Most likely you have a compulsion issue, like i do.

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    why the fuk are you carrying a butterfly knife on you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

    Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

    Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

    And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

    Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

    I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

    Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You will never quit unless you go to AA meetings weekly for the rest of your life

    I will guarantee it
    Gold you ever go to one? What are they like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Guy, do you have a wife, kids, a girl/ Maybe a gambling prob as well? Most likely you have a compulsion issue, like i do.
    No wife, no kids, no girl ... Everything I get or work for, I just fukking piss away.

    Quote Originally Posted by MendozaLine View Post
    why the fuk are you carrying a butterfly knife on you?
    I live in Philly ... and there cool.

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    If I got a dollar for every time I heard this... I'd be rich now.

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    Every morning. They're called barf-lies.

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    Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.

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    Judging from your avatar, you are Irish - you will never quit drinking.

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    said it last year and haven't got drunk since

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    Last one is the best






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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimneyfish View Post
    Every morning. They're called barf-lies.
    I dont even barf anymore, havent in years. Could down a bottle of scotch and not throw up, now I just get so messed up that I piss myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.
    Made you want to drink more? Geez.

    Are the meeting really like how they show them on TV and in movies? Do they like call you out and ask you to talk?

    PBR ... the good stuff.

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    I went to an AA meeting that was court mandated for a minor in possession that I got. Even though im not an alcoholic, I felt like everyone there wanted me to be an alcoholic so they can feel better about their fuked up life. Pathetic really. I feel like people are brainwashed at those places.

    One guy there hasnt had a sip of alcohol in 60 years and still says, "im mike, and im an alcoholic."



    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    I dont even barf anymore, havent in years. Could down a bottle of scotch and not throw up, now I just get so messed up that I piss myself.



    Made you want to drink more? Geez.

    Are the meeting really like how they show them on TV and in movies? Do they like call you out and ask you to talk?

    PBR ... the good stuff.

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    sent you a pm

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    Every other morning? Yikes. I feel like that maybe once a month, usually less. You should probably look into getting some help if you feel that way 3+ times a week.

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    i don't kid myself, i've never said it because i know i will probably end up drinking that very night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugs View Post
    Gold you ever go to one? What are they like?
    No but they work

    I do not drink a lot

    I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

    Have some on a spoon now

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    Re: AA Meetings

    Great place to pick up chicks that love drinking, premarital sex and partying.

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    Butterfly knife? Don't get much gayer than that. Pulling out a butterfly knife just gives the Guy with a .45 justification to legally kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No but they work

    I do not drink a lot

    I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

    Have some on a spoon now
    You got to put that "I love yayo" avatar back up! That was the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No but they work

    I do not drink a lot

    I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

    Have some on a spoon now
    The finer things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Re: AA Meetings

    Great place to pick up chicks that love drinking, premarital sex and partying.
    That would just be bad.

    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    She comes in colors everywhere
    Right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Last one is the best





    Good shit Cougar

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    No but they work

    I do not drink a lot

    I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

    Have some on a spoon now

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No but they work

    I do not drink a lot

    I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

    Have some on a spoon now
    Quality bant!

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    Good videos Cougar Bait. In your next Bloody Mary add a shot of orange juice and a squeeze of ketchup. Makes all the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimneyfish View Post
    Good videos Cougar Bait. In your next Bloody Mary add a shot of orange juice and a squeeze of ketchup. Makes all the difference.
    I will try this

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.
    Yeah, a lot of them preach at you for an hour, 30 minutes after the meeting they are at the bar.

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    Chugs I was listening to the Stones you are fine kid

    Enjoy your life

    let nothing stop that ever

    drink it up

    Be yourself, to the core always

    And take Coug's advice on BM's

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    Haha- dude makes a thread about how alcoholism is ruining his life and about how he gets so drunk that he tries to slit his wrists, and the topic of the thread quickly turns to trading cocktail recipes. I love this place.

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    Kid ignore them. You are getting to the core of your humanity and yo had the courage to speak about it.

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    when ever I feel this way I just stick to beer.
    Usually only last a week

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