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    Hairy women, Yea or Nay?

    Which do you prefer?

    I say yea depending on placement/density. Some guys are really into it though. Look at what this sick fukk wrote on loveline forums:

    I think hairy women have a certain primal appeal. I like to imagine myself back in the jungles of New Jersey, my bald head reflecting the moonlight, cole cut rations at my belt, slowly stalking my mate.I wait in the long grass beside the spent $5 Borgata slots matchplay coupons all initialed F.H., watching her every move. She resembles a thread bare shag carpet but it excites me. Broad shouldered too, which means she's probably Greek, I like that. When the time is right I spring from my hiding place, 2.5 inches at glorious full mast, baring down on her like a rumbling freight train. There's a quick pinch, 30 seconds to be exact, a personal best, I say "Call me", he says o.k., we laugh at the misunderstanding.

    I can't believe some people. Sicko probably likes dancing too, what a world we live in.

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    hell to the Nay

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    No, not DANCING! That's awful.

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    A thousand times nay.

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    Was that JJ Gold who wrote that?

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    so basically the writer of that is looking for an nfl linebacker... cool story

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    mrmarket, you're very erudite.

    Hairy snatch? I enjoy going down there with my tongue, so nay.

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    Nay.

    A light strip is ok, but nothing to thick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    mrmarket, you're very erudite.

    Hairy snatch? I enjoy going down there with my tongue, so nay.
    I was not aware one could do this. I usually concentrate my force making love on a women. I will have to include this in my future calculations.

    You are very worldly sickler so please advise me. Would more hair appeal to the explorer instinct in you? I think it would. Get back to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    I was not aware one could do this. I usually concentrate my force making love on a women. I will have to include this in my future calculations.

    You are very worldly sickler so please advise me. Would more hair appeal to the explorer instinct in you? I think it would. Get back to me.
    Landing strip is ok, can be bushy as a donkey's tail, I don't care. Just keep that shit off the clam.

    Brazilian waxing. Buy your lady a gift certificate for one. You won't regret it.


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    Absolute NAY!

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    i dont give a fukk, even if i see the heart or postage stamp ill still wipe my dick on it

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    NAY

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