[OmgUrMom]

i lose at gambling and more importantly life

made this thread to post whines

[OmgUrMom]

played poker today and here was my two biggest hands.

i get AT and flop it TT9, he has 99 and wins my chips

i Get Ah 5c, flop 4h 6h 7h , so open ender and nut flush draw. i bet pot on flop he calls. turn is 3 not a heart. i bet pot, (almost all in he calls). river is 6. i bet little remaing chips i have left he calls and has 33

fukk me sideways

[ttwarrior1]

damn are we related

[pico]

yeah, it happened to me also.

[OmgUrMom]

we might be warrior.

i am posting at OkCupid (dating site) and not one broad will talk to me

[JimmysEgo]

one time i got tore the fukk up on Jager at a party. There was this chick there that i've been wanting for a long long time, she was fukking hot! Anyway, we end up downstairs on the house owner's waterbed, but i can't get hard because i'm so tore up. so i'm down there for at least 30 minutes eating her out stroking and slapping my stick trying to wake it up. no go..... we had to quit. never got a second chance.

[wiseman]

Jimmy, your avatar is fukking funny.. is that rod's girl?

asshole bleaching... tha'ts foul dude..

[Buried_PIRATE]

i runner runnered some fish that i didn't respect his fishy pot raises... 3/4 pot or it's a bluff 98% of the time*

[JimmysEgo]

Jimmy, your avatar is fukking funny.. is that rod's girl? asshole bleaching... tha'ts foul dude..

Yeah, here's the full size pic.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/nominated-...ated-post.html

[Maverick22]

we might be warrior.

i am posting at OkCupid (dating site) and not one broad will talk to me

get on plenty of fish dot com.

[mrmarket]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...-gambling.html

Version 2.0?

[OmgUrMom]

get on plenty of fish dot com.

why would they talk to me on there but not cupid?

[bettilimbroke999]

I went on match.com and they said none found

[OmgUrMom]

don't you have to pay for match.com?

[OmgUrMom]

here's a good loser story.

played about a 150 $1 heads up matches on full tilt over about 12 hours running my bankroll from 2.89 to about 45, before losing a couple games going on tilt and losing that 45 dollars in 3 minutes that took me over 12 hours to build

[SBRMAN23]

damn that is quick 3minutes lol bout how fast i come get it.

[Le_Donk]

couple years ago in vegas, was staying with another degenerate gambler buddy. we always played the slots for free drinks but this time we decided to order drinks at the bar because there was this smoking hot bartender. we ordered 2 beers for $ 10 bucks. the typical degen i am , i decided to win the money back playing video poker on the screens that are on the counter. obv 1st hand lost and i tried to martingale ... lost 6 hands in a row and ended up paying $ 300 for 2 beers

[OmgUrMom]

damn that is quick 3minutes lol bout how fast i come get it.

[ReiNNNN]

how bout this. played poker

i had QQ. flop came Q 10 10. i check/call. then some stupid shit came on the turn. checked and was raised all in. i went all in 50 bucks and when he turned the cards around, he's got 10 10. 4 of a kind. fml?

[Maverick22]

how bout this. played poker

i had QQ. flop came Q 10 10. i check/call. then some stupid shit came on the turn. checked and was raised all in. i went all in 50 bucks and when he turned the cards around, he's got 10 10. 4 of a kind. fml?

ouch bro

[lolguy999]

with 2 spades on the flop and 2 in my hand ( 2 over cards AQs) i decided to shove a raise all in for 2.5x more (approx) He had a straight draw with 1 spade. The turn came a spade giving me the nut flush, also pairing my opponent. The river however, made him a straightflush... Fked me over in a tourny where i was 20 spots from cashing min of 120$. Fukin chipleaders always gets lucky i swear

At a cash game, with a 25$ buy in i was up around 8 dollars. Another dude up around 15$s and have been playing very tight raised 3x bb. Being cautions i called with AK of diamonds. Flop comes Ks 9d 3d or something like that. I checked he made a cont bet of over 80% pot. I called. Flop was the Tc. giving a 2 card straight on board. He raises again. I min raised the shove. He snap called and shows KT of hearts. River did not put a diamond or an ace on the board and i got fuked for my entire stack. All of my bluffs and big hands pulled through except for that one... needless to say, im done with UB poker from then on

[illfuuptn]

with 2 spades on the flop and 2 in my hand ( 2 over cards AQs) i decided to shove a raise all in for 2.5x more (approx) He had a straight draw with 1 spade. The turn came a spade giving me the nut flush, also pairing my opponent. The river however, made him a straightflush... Fked me over in a tourny where i was 20 spots from cashing min of 120$. Fukin chipleaders always gets lucky i swear

At a cash game, with a 25$ buy in i was up around 8 dollars. Another dude up around 15$s and have been playing very tight raised 3x bb. Being cautions i called with AK of diamonds. Flop comes Ks 9d 3d or something like that. I checked he made a cont bet of over 80% pot. I called. Flop was the Tc. giving a 2 card straight on board. He raises again. I min raised the shove. He snap called and shows KT of hearts. River did not put a diamond or an ace on the board and i got fuked for my entire stack. All of my bluffs and big hands pulled through except for that one... needless to say, im done with UB poker from then on

no reason to ever shove the turn there. If he calls the shove he's either beating you or has a king with a worse kicker which he would shove on any river anyway. You need to just call the turn to keep a bluff shove in his range on the river.

[urge2kill]

I can't even count the number of times somebody has called my all in flop bet with garbage like 10 5 and rivered a gutshot.

[tapeworm]

Was up 15k last week. Told the wife about it. She wanted a treat, so I gave her the money to buy what she wanted $1300. Took a advice play and was up side down 3k by Monday. Looooser

[robmpink]

One of few. I played in the online casino to round my $790 balance to $800 and lost it all in 25 minutes. This was about 3 years ago.

[Castro_che]

ahhhh i hate halo thats my story

[JimmysEgo]

One of few. I played in the online casino to round my $790 balance to $800 and lost it all in 25 minutes. This was about 3 years ago.

not really a loser story but this reminded me of it. i started with $200 playing blackjack in vegas, took it all the way up to $950 fairly fast. i thought about trying to get it up to $1000 but i decided to cash out instead (because i figured i'd lose a big chuck going to the $1000). the dealer asked if i had $50 so she could give me $1000 chip, so i give her a 50 bill and she gives me a $1000 chip. that was pretty cool. i was flipping it in the air and catching it waiting for my brother in law to get done (he was at the same table). the dealer told me i shouldn't do that because if i dropped it, i would probably not be able to find it on the multi-colored carpet. i decided that was a good idea and put the chip in my poker.

[robmpink]

not really a loser story but this reminded me of it. i started with $200 playing blackjack in vegas, took it all the way up to $950 fairly fast. i thought about trying to get it up to $1000 but i decided to cash out instead (because i figured i'd lose a big chuck going to the $1000). the dealer asked if i had $50 so she could give me $1000 chip, so i give her a 50 bill and she gives me a $1000 chip. that was pretty cool. i was flipping it in the air and catching it waiting for my brother in law to get done (he was at the same table). the dealer told me i shouldn't do that because if i dropped it, i would probably not be able to find it on the multi-colored carpet. i decided that was a good idea and put the chip in my poker.

That did happen to me at Bally's in AC. It was a black rug with technicolors. I dropped a green chip and tracked it while is was going around like a toilet bowl flush. There was congestion of people walking and never found it.

[JimmysEgo]

HA! that's hilarious. i bet no one knew what you were doing. you're just duck walking around in circles. HAHA! that's cool.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just posting in this thread is bad karma....you just better hope Landers doesn't post in here or you're all doomed...living under a curse would be a nightmare

[OmgUrMom]

not really a loser story but this reminded me of it. i started with $200 playing blackjack in vegas, took it all the way up to $950 fairly fast. i thought about trying to get it up to $1000 but i decided to cash out instead (because i figured i'd lose a big chuck going to the $1000). the dealer asked if i had $50 so she could give me $1000 chip, so i give her a 50 bill and she gives me a $1000 chip. that was pretty cool. i was flipping it in the air and catching it waiting for my brother in law to get done (he was at the same table). the dealer told me i shouldn't do that because if i dropped it, i would probably not be able to find it on the multi-colored carpet. i decided that was a good idea and put the chip in my poker.