I was reading the other day about 119 people being arrested in New York, New Jersey and Rhode Island. In the story was a list of some of their colorful monikers. Hell, at first I though I was reading about the sleezebags who sell sports picks.
"Baby Shanks, Nerves, JoJo, Big Tony, Bobby Glasses, Johnny Bandana, Jimmy Carwash, Vito Love, Jack the Whack, Mr. Whack, Jello, Burger, Meatball, Tony Bagels, Junior Lollipops, Fat Dennis, Baby Larry, Mush, Johnny Pizza, Lumpy, and my favorite, Greasy Thumb."
Yeah, sounds like good names for the sports sellers.
Saw this as well. reminded me of recent guy asked me if I knew Mike ******* in Panama with such and such sports bar. I said, I know a "Big Mike" and with those guys--you don't give or ask last names.