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    Swinging Johnson
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    You just can't make this up

    Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

    The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

    Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

    Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

    Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.


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    onetrickpony
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    brocks wife?

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    Fieldysnuts44
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    your right,you just cant make this stuff up.

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    would love to see what her excuse was lol

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    omg i know her
    i was staying at that red roof inn, when i mooned a cubs fan she told me my bare hairy ass made her hot, and then she went to her van

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    damn lol you really cant make that shit up lol

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    SJ, only you can make a black man Blush...

    Im not but Im just sayin...

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    Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

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    no wonder she was doing herself, jj would be the only one would hit that thing, ughh

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    haha thats pretty good

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    I'd hit it too. Love the raunchy chic's that would do something like this! You know she is a freak!

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    Use the bathroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    SJ, only you can make a black man Blush...

    Im not but Im just sayin...
    Geeebs baby! You're black where it counts my brotha!

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    she has the face of woman that just came her self

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    Lmfao. That's awesome.

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    This is too good to let it sink to the bottom of the SBR abyss. Just keeping this afloat a bit longer for anyone who missed it.

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    lady just wanted to get away from her kids and get off..ok with me

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