1. #36
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    6 advantages of having s-x with married women!
    they enjoy well,
    do not yell,
    do not tell,
    do not swell,
    teach u well &
    no risk of droping gel.

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    Doctor operated sunde19 rooster
    he fixed a baby elephant trunk,
    afte rtwo months he met doctor,doctor asked what about your rooster?
    sunde19:i F u,where there my trunk see grass it wrapp it and insert in my as8hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjy View Post
    Shanty you are a star. Congrats on the first 5000. Looking forward to the next 5000.
    thanx

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    lol no idea what shanty just said about sunde but im still laughing

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    sunde19 was my teacher,he said"When i am stern i am so stern,when i am mild ,i am so mild"
    shanty"madam u looks like my L*ra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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    A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

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    Why aren't you a pro?

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    Boy: “I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“ Girl: “What“ Boy: “Ur Heart“ Girl: “I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“ Boy: “Wat“ Girl: “Ur Bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang-Banger View Post
    Why aren't you a pro?
    I not wanna pompous show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    sunde19
    one C*ck,
    color black,
    height 9 inches
    dressed with rubber clothings
    balls system is out of work,
    if you found take it in your bu*8hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
    A pink rose with loveley details.
    And after sex?
    Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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    after first night of marriage sunde19 asked me
    "What was that u inserted inside?
    "That was my baby,i replied
    sunde19lay it outside coz inside due to heat he vomitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    sunde19 to his wife,from now i will use everything of urs!
    wife:rihgt but take that rubber C*ck slowly coz it is bigger one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    50,000 posts wow! That's almost as much as jjgold. Congrats.

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    sunde19 was dr.one day he came in house and said "Today i do postmortum of a guy that have One foot long"
    "Oh god its mean shanty died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wife murmured

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    50,000 posts wow! That's almost as much as jjgold. Congrats.
    thank you very much Mikail,coz Mikhail is a sacred arch angel!thats why i glad to see ur comment!

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    Fukk ur off centre and out of beat jokes are hilarious Keep up the good work SBR's sub-continental friend and keep on making sunde ur bit#h

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    Holy Sweet Jesus

    shanty is hyped up

    what a thread

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    Shanty's little daughter comes into his bedroom late at night and says "Daddy, I can't sleep, it hurts too bad." Shanty asks "What's wrong, sweety? What hurts?" Daughter replies "The black snake has been too rough on me and now my anus can't stop bleeding."

    One day Shanty's daughter asks "why does the black snake have sexual possession over us, daddy?" Shanty replies "This is Allah's way of punishing us for my wretched deviancy and lust for snake."

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    shanty in the GROOVE today

    she must be gettin it in the ass from his son again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    Holy Sweet Jesus

    shanty is hyped up

    what a thread
    Why don't you just bang Shanty and get it over with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    Shanty's little daughter comes into his bedroom late at night and says "Daddy, I can't sleep, it hurts too bad." Shanty asks "What's wrong, sweety? What hurts?" Daughter replies "The black snake has been too rough on me and now my anus can't stop bleeding." One day Shanty's daughter asks "why does the black snake have sexual possession over us, daddy?" Shanty replies "This is Allah's way of punishing us for my wretched deviancy and lust for snake."

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    I am new here. Are shanty and Carpe relatives?
    They are long lost anal cousins...... One is far more sore because of it..... and it is not Shanty

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    Congrats Shanty!!! You are a true posting star!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Congrats Shanty!!! You are a true posting star!!!
    You want to blow him don't you.

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    Shanty, you baseborn swine!

    You've been here 5 years, should have 15000 posts by now. Pick up the pace.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Fukk ur off centre and out of beat jokes are hilarious Keep up the good work SBR's sub-continental friend and keep on making sunde ur bit#h
    thanks pal.

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    Congrats on the 5k post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    no I just love him and there have been times when I have been "down" in my life that shanty's posts were the only thing that could cheer me up
    WELL WELL,hold a second squit eyed loshak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!many times I called u my bro at gamelive and probably at sbr,but its seems your heart not clicks for me as my,
    Here is a tale for you long whiskers!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “King akbar the great of ancient times in Hindustan,once upon a time he was on morning walk around his pompous castle in agra city with his wise owl minister birbal,he asked,birbal I have heared that heart undertsnad other hearts feelings naturally,mean if I think good about other,other automatically think good for me and if I think bad about someone else he naturally thinks bad about me,
    Birbal said I will practically improves it for you,a milkwomen with pitcher full of milk on her head coming towards him early in the chilly morning of winters,king Akbar murmured,look how hardworker she is,she leaves her children in home and in such harch weather early in the morning she is on her way to home,when she came near to them,minister Birbal said,oh lady you heared our king has been died,
    All ,of a sudden that lady thrash that pitcher on the soil and strat heavily weeping,Birbal said I was joking our king is alive and standing besides me,women startles,king was became very happy and gave here much money,she thanks him and went on her way.
    After some minutes they reach at a brrok bank,there a very old man was cutting grass that grows on the edges of brook,king said ,look how cunning that old man,she not ashamed of cutting that grass from govt.property and will sell it on much higher prices,Birbal went near to him and said,oh oldman you heared our king has been died,that old man uttered king with bad names and said thanks God he was such a greedy and worse person on earth,(although he didnnt know king standing in disguise),king was very angry and afflamed with passions,but Birbal cool down him in gestures,king reveal him,old man start trembling like a willow tree,but king forgive him and bestowed much money”.
    By this carpedime,in the wizards +1200 thread posted by me,you have only 100 or so points but in a single n ight you gave me 900 or so points,last night you said I have only 65 points so I not abled to bestowe u any points,you became smart ass by living with these uglies wtf and sunde19 at sbr office,you taunting at me pal,this is not afriendship as atleast you like me as you uttered so u be a man of letters,you know whats hates me???????????????.you consider me a playing toy to aflame me with fake id’s responses in replying my threads,I cannt manage 50$ atleast to deposit DSI to take part in 5k bb contest,and you fingering me????????????????
    Atlast this is true only you and durito gave me points in past ,for fear of becoming once again victim of your taunt I post Cleveland +2000 in nba section in forums rather I wanna post it in players talk coz this is solid winner straight from wettsieger,you consider me that I became your G*ndoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Congrats shanty on 500000 posts! I passed gas today do I get a atta boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Why don't you just bang Shanty and get it over with.
    AOS was a dashing beauty with round ass and dairy farm boobs,one day she came in my ranch,she touch a horse's rooster and all of a sudden he run away,
    she turned to meas i said
    "Bitch now touch my monster c*ck too i have to catch my horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitote View Post
    Congrats shanty on 500000 posts! I passed gas today do I get a atta boy?
    One day mitote went to a restaurant,he called waiter and said,bring a cup of tea for me that make me shake and remove my tiresome and i feel rejuvenating,
    waiter:sir we use buffalo milk not of shakira's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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    Anoos, your wife shanty has bloody swine asshole11!!!!!!!!!

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