1. 01-16-11 10:05 PM #1
    ZBOIZ
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    So this B!TCH say I got her PREGNANT!!!

    And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
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  2. 01-16-11 10:07 PM #2
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  3. 01-16-11 10:08 PM #3
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    Epic return by like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH standing in my ZBOIZ stance.
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  4. 01-16-11 10:09 PM #4
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    take pregnancy test kit with the $300 ...

    given the "B!tch" comment - i could understand why she might not need your support on the actual day.
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  5. 01-16-11 10:10 PM #5
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    truth or lie? tell her she will regret it
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  6. 01-16-11 10:11 PM #6
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    nm.
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  7. 01-16-11 10:13 PM #7
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    cheaper to kick her in the stomach.
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  8. 01-16-11 10:14 PM #8
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    Go with her to planned parenthood get a hardcore preg test, hear it with your own ears from the doctor that she's preggo, don't just hand some hoe 300 bucks
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  9. 01-16-11 10:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    cheaper to kick her in the stomach.
    Classy and Frugal, you can always count on SBR.
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  10. 01-16-11 10:16 PM #10
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    throw her down the stairs = problem solved and no worries about whether she's slickin ya outta 300
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  11. 01-16-11 10:17 PM #11
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    I handed a girl 200 bucks onetime, really didn't think I was the one that knocked her up but best 200 bucks I ever spent.
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  12. 01-16-11 10:18 PM #12
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    3 bills is cheap.
    Last edited by starfire; 01-16-11 at 10:29 PM.
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  13. 01-16-11 10:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZBOIZ View Post
    And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
    Does your wife know about it?
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  14. 01-16-11 10:21 PM #14
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    call her bluff, tell her you don't believe in abortions and that you want her to have the baby and give you full custody after the DNA check proves positive. she's bluffing, you got her dude!
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  15. 01-16-11 10:22 PM #15
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    Ill do it for 30 bucks and a pack of camel wides!!
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  16. 01-16-11 10:24 PM #16
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    say you're pro life
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  17. 01-16-11 10:26 PM #17
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    poooor helpless baby.....
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  18. 01-16-11 10:27 PM #18
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    95% chance she's full of shit, but give her the 3 hundo anyway. 5% is still not worth the risk of another Zboiz in this world
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  19. 01-16-11 10:28 PM #19
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    SBR sometimes reminds me of that ooze you find at the bottom of your kitchen garbage can after you change the bag.
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  20. 01-16-11 10:33 PM #20
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    pay it and just be glad your a sbr pro
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  21. 01-16-11 10:36 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    SBR sometimes reminds me of that ooze you find at the bottom of your kitchen garbage can after you change the bag.
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  22. 01-16-11 10:36 PM #22
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    Z, what did your wife say? She can't be pleased.

    Z, you could have used that 300 to become an SBR Pro.
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  23. 01-16-11 10:37 PM #23
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    Bet she told 5 other guys they knocked her up as well. Collect $300 from each guy, get an abortion if she's even pregnant and put the $1,500 profit in the bank ($1,800 if she's faking the pregnancy).
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  24. 01-16-11 10:37 PM #24
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    Suggestion.

    Condoms in the SBRstore. Make them a good value, so these guys can glove up.
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  25. 01-16-11 10:41 PM #25
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    If you banged her dude, man the fuk up! Like starfire said 3 bills isn't shit! Try child support for 18+ years! She might decide she really wants to profit from it!
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  26. 01-16-11 10:43 PM #26
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  27. 01-16-11 10:58 PM #27
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    How much did you pay to bang er in the first place??
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  28. 01-16-11 11:03 PM #28
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    you don't want to risk it being real lol
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  29. 01-16-11 11:21 PM #29
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    I have plans on telling her... " let's go get the abortion together." I personally think she's lying, but she the one that want the abortion so bad. So we'll see if she's telling the truth when I tell her let's go together.




    And for the ones who are concerned.... I'm not married anymore. That ended months ago.
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  30. 01-16-11 11:22 PM #30
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    Little push down the stairs goes a long way
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  31. 01-16-11 11:23 PM #31
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    im the father
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  32. 01-16-11 11:25 PM #32
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    Wondered how long it'd take for 'Unforgivable' to get posted.

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  33. 01-16-11 11:25 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZBOIZ View Post
    And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
    Lies, lies, lies. Attention seeker!
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  34. 01-16-11 11:25 PM #34
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    300 is cheap......
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  35. 01-16-11 11:26 PM #35
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    zboiz u got married? aren't you like fukking 19 lol?

    what happened?
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