I am sick and tired of grinding and grinding and grinding to eek out a few bucks on these online sportsbooks only to celebrate with a few malt liquors and lose all my money in 5 minutes in their rigged casinos. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Why not go to a real honest casino where I can get free beer and make money?
I am going to become a professional roulette player in Atlantic City. I have a can't fail modified Martingale system which I can use with an hourly return rate of about $100. Think about it -- $100 an hour for drinking beer and playing roulette. Who wouldn't want that job?
I have about 30,000 dollars in my pension fund which I will withdraw and be using to stake me. Eat your heart out, all you 9 to 5 wage slobs!