1. 01-17-11 10:39 PM #71
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    Hey steve, You need paper towels.
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  2. 01-17-11 10:39 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Steve did you meet her at Wal-Mart be honest did you two pick up the same bag of Cheetos at the same time?
    Ah dude, nice one.
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  3. 01-17-11 10:41 PM #73
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    it looks like you both live in rat-infested dumps, therefore you both lose
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  4. 01-17-11 10:43 PM #74
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    Wait a minute. Do you have a love seat in the kitchen?
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  5. 01-17-11 10:43 PM #75
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    I see the anger coming on strong stevie... passion was there. You got this fukin thing. Go for the jugular next time... she is dead meat.
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  6. 01-17-11 10:45 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    Wait a minute. Do you have a love seat in the kitchen?
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  7. 01-17-11 10:47 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    real question here is would she let you?
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  8. 01-17-11 10:49 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    Over/under for her is 215 pounds.
    good job over backers.
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  9. 01-17-11 10:51 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Steve did you meet her at Wal-Mart be honest did you two pick up the same bag of Cheetos at the same time?
    lol. That was a good one.
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  10. 01-17-11 10:55 PM #80
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    fatty fatty two by four, can't get through the SBR door.
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  11. 01-17-11 11:03 PM #81
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    she tried to jump off the diving board but when she got to the end of the board, it lowered her into the pool.
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  12. 01-17-11 11:04 PM #82
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    Not good Steve time to regroup.
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  13. 01-17-11 11:06 PM #83
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    steve had to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
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  14. 01-17-11 11:07 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    good job over backers.


    This is the funniest SBR thread I've ever seen.
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  15. 01-17-11 11:09 PM #85
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    damn the chick is ugly
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  16. 01-17-11 11:09 PM #86
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    she sounds like Wendy the Retard.
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  17. 01-17-11 11:11 PM #87
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    I love how she pronounces the "L" in the word "Folks"....Oh my God its so funny. Oh yeah, and how she says "Ax" but shes talking totally white. Gold.
    Last edited by adamo1018; 01-17-11 at 11:33 PM.
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  18. 01-17-11 11:16 PM #88
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    Stevie-

    I noticed in your 2nd video you have a 2nd lite fixture where your sporting the "simple naked bulb/no lens cover" look. This really goes well with the naked bulb attached to a simple pull-down chain located over your sink. Very retro look you've got going here.

    Local fire marshall isn't a big stickler on fire codes up there in Philly, huh?
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  19. 01-17-11 11:17 PM #89
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    Who is her bookie? Did she use Rebate Wager at least? Her fault for tailing, but yours if she did not get 25% back on her losses.
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  20. 01-17-11 11:18 PM #90
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    she's so fat she needs a lifeguard to watch her eat cereal.
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  21. 01-17-11 11:20 PM #91
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    alright i retract what i said earlier, she has a tire around her waist and smokes cigs.
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  22. 01-17-11 11:21 PM #92
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  23. 01-17-11 11:23 PM #93
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    she's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
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  24. 01-17-11 11:25 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    how many cans of mountain dew does she have on her night stand?
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  25. 01-17-11 11:26 PM #95
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    Tell her to clean up the Mountain Dew cans.

    Look, even the dog is tired of her.
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  26. 01-17-11 11:28 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    how many cans of mountain dew does she have on her night stand?
    lmao. good eye.
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  27. 01-17-11 11:29 PM #97
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    Sweatshirt says American Beagle?
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  28. 01-17-11 11:30 PM #98
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    I'm embarrassed for steve!!
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  29. 01-17-11 11:30 PM #99
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    These are becoming white trash instructional videos.
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  30. 01-17-11 11:33 PM #100
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    I am not embarrassed.

    Never once did I say I hooked up with this girl and anything like that. She is a good friend, as cool as they come.

    You guys really tore her a new one here but that was expected.

    Have to crash.

    Peace.
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  31. 01-17-11 11:33 PM #101
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    is that a roasted chicken in front of the Mt Dew?
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  32. 01-17-11 11:34 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    Tell her to clean up the Mountain Dew cans.

    Look, even the dog is tired of her.
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  33. 01-17-11 11:35 PM #103
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    poor dog has no food. you're a dog killer stevek
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  34. 01-17-11 11:35 PM #104
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    damn, stevie

    she has enough problems being fat and ugly and all

    YOU HAD TO DUMP YOUR LOSING PICKS ON HER ASS

    now i feel sorry for her

    tell her to sign up will give her a 100 points, I promise
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  35. 01-17-11 11:35 PM #105
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    Just a friend= good decision!!
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