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    Attention Lou, and MODS

    I have had my account suspended due to my dumb wife and brother..They emailed and closed account..Could you please fix mine?

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    could you please also get more cbb totals posted in the sportsbook...

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    One of the funniest posts I've ever read. Help the brotha out..

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    oh wow

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    YEAH, MY DUMB ASS WIFE SIGNED UP AND SO DID MY BROTHER, NOT KNOWING THERE COULD BE ONE ACCOUNT PER HOUSHOLD..NOW, I AM RESTRICTED IN SOME AREAS AND NOT GETTING POINTS FOR POSTING AND LOGGING IN...BY THE WAY, TWO BIG PLays tonight... Toledo plus the points and Fordham plus the point..Parlay this shit..

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    Help this guy out...

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    Your tie is too short
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    YEAH, MY DUMB ASS WIFE SIGNED UP AND SO DID MY BROTHER, NOT KNOWING THERE COULD BE ONE ACCOUNT PER HOUSHOLD..NOW, I AM RESTRICTED IN SOME AREAS AND NOT GETTING POINTS FOR POSTING AND LOGGING IN...BY THE WAY, TWO BIG PLays tonight... Toledo plus the points and Fordham plus the point..Parlay this shit..
    so you're blaming this on your wife and brother ?

    you're about the 100th person with that excuse...you need to be more original...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Your tie is too short

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    Have dealt with your wife already still waiting on your brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Your tie is too short
    haha, gave me a good laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Have dealt with your wife already still waiting on your brother.
    Sam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Your tie is too short
    hahahahahahahahah


    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Have dealt with your wife already still waiting on your brother. Sam
    ye sammy getting it wetttt

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    Damn, I was hoping they got you kicked off because they thought you had a gambling problem.

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    so you are married and your brother lives with you? does it get to bang your wife too?

    ps. no one believes your story point scammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    so you are married and your brother lives with you? does it get to bang your wife too? ps. no one believes your story point scammer.
    i would sure hope so

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    YEAH, MY DUMB ASS WIFE SIGNED UP
    At least make an effort to come up with a believable story. Like a real female would actually sign up here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    YEAH, MY DUMB ASS WIFE SIGNED UP AND SO DID MY BROTHER, NOT KNOWING THERE COULD BE ONE ACCOUNT PER HOUSHOLD..NOW, I AM RESTRICTED IN SOME AREAS AND NOT GETTING POINTS FOR POSTING AND LOGGING IN...BY THE WAY, TWO BIG PLays tonight... Toledo plus the points and Fordham plus the point..Parlay this shit..
    If this parlay hits i vote they let you come back, if it loses please stop posts also.

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    Maybe if you learn to wear your tie at the correct height they will let you earn points.

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    looks like it his first shirt and tie he ever owned

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    that tie would be to long for Yao Ming

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    that tie would be to long for Yao Ming
    he thought u tuck the tie in with the shirt

    honest mistake but the answer i need is how in the hell did u tie it? or was it a clip on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Have dealt with your wife already still waiting on your brother.
    Sam

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    Listen you dumbs bastards, I was getting ready for work, and of course it is too long..I am not a point scammer, I am a pro boys..Believe that..I make a living at this shit...To be completely honest, I just did 7 1/2 years in the state penn.due to a illegal gambling racket in my home state. I am now currently enrolled at FSU and a presidents list student..And for all you tards poking fun of my pic, at least I have the balls to post mine..And yes, my wife does do a little bit of gambling...I would be smart enough to utilize a proxy server or simply log-on at the University if I was trying to scam something..WTF is 12 points worth anyways? Oh yeah, and poster WTF, why dont you become pro? You cant afford it..lol... And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time.. I have documented plays and photocopied checks from numerous books that prove I am a profitable handicapper.. And for the bums that comment, that are not a pro, because they can not prove to have the mininium funds in their account, do not even bother to comment on this thread.. Na, but to be completley honest, they did sign-up because they see me on here ALL THE TIME, and I throughouly enjoy the site..My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife...My brother, is a recovering herion junkie, lives here, and I am helping him get on his feet..There is no story, it is the truth...As far as I am concerned, I have referred a large amount of people to this site, and this is an honest ****-up..I enjoy the laughter, service, and the somewhat of a "brother-hood" that I have found at this SBR site. I would appreciate my account being re-connected as a normal account..I will keep the retards off of the site. As for my parlay, It will hit..At least I hope, I place a 2 team parlay, wagering $250 to win $681.80.
    Last edited by gdoom; 01-12-11 at 06:25 PM.

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    son, you took the purest thing in your life and went out and corrupted it. we will be making prosecuting you to the full extent and are here to make an example of you. think twice, thief

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Listen you dumbs bastards, I was getting ready for work, and of course it is too long..I am not a point scammer, I am a pro boys..Believe that..I make a living at this shit...To be completely honest, I just did 7 1/2 years in the state penn.due to a illegal gambling racket in my home state. I am now currently enrolled at FSU and a presidents list student..And for all you tards poking fun of my pic, at least I have the balls to post mine..And yes, my wife does do a little bit of gambling...I would be smart enough to utilize a proxy server or simply log-on at the University if I was trying to scam something..WTF is 12 points worth anyways? Oh yeah, and poster WTF, why dont you become pro? You cant afford it..lol... And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time.. I have documented plays and photocopied checks from numerous books that prove I am a profitable handicapper.. And for the bums that comment, that are not a pro, because they can not prove to have the mininium funds in their account, do not even bother to comment on this thread.. Na, but to be completley honest, they did sign-up because they see me on here ALL THE TIME, and I throughouly enjoy the site..My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife...My brother, is a recovering herion junkie, lives here, and I am helping him get on his feet..There is no story, it is the truth...As far as I am concerned, I have referred a large amount of people to this site, and this is an honest ****-up..I enjoy the laughter, service, and the somewhat of a "brother-hood" that I have found at this SBR site. I would appreciate my account being re-connected as a normal account..I will keep the retards off of the site. As for my parlay, It will hit..At least I hope, I place a 2 team parlay, wagering $250 to win $681.80.

    I like your shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Your tie is too short

    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Have dealt with your wife already still waiting on your brother.
    Sam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Your tie is too short
    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    that tie would be to long for Yao Ming

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Listen you dumbs bastards, I was getting ready for work, and of course it is too long..I am not a point scammer, I am a pro boys..Believe that..I make a living at this shit...To be completely honest, I just did 7 1/2 years in the state penn.due to a illegal gambling racket in my home state. I am now currently enrolled at FSU and a presidents list student..And for all you tards poking fun of my pic, at least I have the balls to post mine..And yes, my wife does do a little bit of gambling...I would be smart enough to utilize a proxy server or simply log-on at the University if I was trying to scam something..WTF is 12 points worth anyways? Oh yeah, and poster WTF, why dont you become pro? You cant afford it..lol... And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time.. I have documented plays and photocopied checks from numerous books that prove I am a profitable handicapper.. And for the bums that comment, that are not a pro, because they can not prove to have the mininium funds in their account, do not even bother to comment on this thread.. Na, but to be completley honest, they did sign-up because they see me on here ALL THE TIME, and I throughouly enjoy the site..My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife...My brother, is a recovering herion junkie, lives here, and I am helping him get on his feet..There is no story, it is the truth...As far as I am concerned, I have referred a large amount of people to this site, and this is an honest ****-up..I enjoy the laughter, service, and the somewhat of a "brother-hood" that I have found at this SBR site. I would appreciate my account being re-connected as a normal account..I will keep the retards off of the site. As for my parlay, It will hit..At least I hope, I place a 2 team parlay, wagering $250 to win $681.80.
    it is a pretty long tie for the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Listen you dumbs bastards, I was getting ready for work, and of course it is too long..I am not a point scammer, I am a pro boys..Believe that..I make a living at this shit...To be completely honest, I just did 7 1/2 years in the state penn.due to a illegal gambling racket in my home state. I am now currently enrolled at FSU and a presidents list student..And for all you tards poking fun of my pic, at least I have the balls to post mine..And yes, my wife does do a little bit of gambling...I would be smart enough to utilize a proxy server or simply log-on at the University if I was trying to scam something..WTF is 12 points worth anyways? Oh yeah, and poster WTF, why dont you become pro? You cant afford it..lol... And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time.. I have documented plays and photocopied checks from numerous books that prove I am a profitable handicapper.. And for the bums that comment, that are not a pro, because they can not prove to have the mininium funds in their account, do not even bother to comment on this thread.. Na, but to be completley honest, they did sign-up because they see me on here ALL THE TIME, and I throughouly enjoy the site..My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife...My brother, is a recovering herion junkie, lives here, and I am helping him get on his feet..There is no story, it is the truth...As far as I am concerned, I have referred a large amount of people to this site, and this is an honest ****-up..I enjoy the laughter, service, and the somewhat of a "brother-hood" that I have found at this SBR site. I would appreciate my account being re-connected as a normal account..I will keep the retards off of the site. As for my parlay, It will hit..At least I hope, I place a 2 team parlay, wagering $250 to win $681.80.
    Just got out of prison?

    You sure don't sound like the type who would try to scam SBR

    Honestly its like you said yourself "Whats 12 points a day?" Hell your a professional handicapper who cares about $1 a day worth of betpoints???? A big shot like yourself does not need them

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    son, you took the purest thing in your life and went out and corrupted it. we will be making prosecuting you to the full extent and are here to make an example of you. think twice, thief



    WTF language are you speaking bro? And as far as my picks are concerned, Toledo is up by (1) POINT and they have 13, and Fordham is down by (1) point and they have 10...Keep em rolling boys...I may be alot if things, but I am not a thief...You need to get a grip and take some remedial or special education classes in the subject of elementary Grammer and English...

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    A lot of people need to work on their grammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post



    WTF language are you speaking bro? And as far as my picks are concerned, Toledo is up by (1) POINT and they have 13, and Fordham is down by (1) point and they have 10...Keep em rolling boys...I may be alot if things, but I am not a thief...You need to get a grip and take some remedial or special education classes in the subject of elementary Grammer and English...
    i apologize sir, i am one of those extrastrange foreing students and am set to head back next month and my english is sketchy. hopefully i'll be one step ahead of lou with an extra proxie in china

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