1. 01-13-11 11:36 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    is he coming back?

    I hope we have not seen the last of Jerry Doom.
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  2. 01-13-11 11:38 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    For some reason i laughed harder at this post then i have at anything on this forum all year.
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  3. 01-13-11 11:39 PM #73
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    gdoom POTM . not even close
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  4. 01-13-11 11:39 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    I hope we have not seen the last of Jerry Doom.
    Gdoom. PLEASE come back. I will give you points i swear.
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  5. 01-13-11 11:52 PM #75
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    Some of my favorite gdoom quotes:

    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    cOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE BEST WAY IS TO AQUIRE POINTS?
    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Men, I am hitting over 80% this year, therfore, I haver decided to start a handicapping blog, free of charge..I am a college student, working on my Master's degree. I evaluate and dissect each game I wager on, and I am hoping to help others..I have one game posted there now, and I should have another tomorrow..Please check it out @ http://thebooksaredoomed.blogspot.com/ I certainly look forward to making more money and here I am to provide you with my info..Not looking for anything in return, just wanna crack those books in the head...Good luck...
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    Anybody got any good picks for tomorrow? Im in a slump and need some helo!
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  6. 01-14-11 01:45 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Bub, at least I am being completley honest...I do enjoy the site and I do appreciate the 12 points a day..I figure, I provided SBR with my personal information, verified my "Professional" rating, and I should have the same opportunities as all the other posters...Im not a big-shot, just a tad more fortunate than others...Also, I am not proud to have spent 7 1/2 years of my life behind bars, however, I do have a tremendous amount of dignity about myself, and I did not SNITCH as most of the world does..Also, I have came a long way since I was released..I am a 4.0 student, have an awesome wife, awesome job, and do not have to look over my back because I snitched on someone as many of you do...
    Did you rag on people about spelling and grammar? Also lol at people who think being an SBR Pro puts them above non-pros. In the grand scheme of life SBR doesn't matter at all, it is just a fun place to hang out and shoot the breeze.
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  7. 01-14-11 02:44 AM #77
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  8. 01-14-11 05:14 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time..

    My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife....
    Dude, you're more confused than scooby-doo!
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  9. 01-14-11 05:18 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    I do have a tremendous amount of dignity about myself...
    If you had any amount of dignity about yourself you wouldnt be wearing a metallic tie that keeps your groinal area company!
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  10. 01-14-11 05:19 AM #80
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    another SBR pro busted for point fraud and I thought it was just non pros doing this stuff, looks like the betpoints auditor is earning his money lately
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  11. 01-14-11 05:44 AM #81
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    Gerald "Jerry" DoomHello all, welcome to my blog.I am Gerald Doom, an avid sports handicapper and college student working on my Masters degree.If you are viewing the page, you have taken a huge step toward banging that book in the head..It is my intentions to provide the Sports Betting nation with a diligently investigated and educated "pick of the week." Nobody really knows who will win the game,that is why the games are played, however, I will investigate every aspect of the game and provide the reader with a educated assumption in regards to which team should win the game...Good luck...
    what's with all this banging books in the head?
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  12. 01-14-11 06:52 AM #82
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    If you've been in prison for 7.5 years, you are not going for your Masters first off. Second of all, your wife must be a real keeper if she stayed with you throughout those years, wait let me guess...you met her in prison?
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  13. 01-14-11 07:00 AM #83
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    This story would not hold up under cross examination.
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  14. 01-14-11 08:23 AM #84
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    seek professional help.... I mean a good doctor and some meds...
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  15. 01-14-11 08:25 AM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrigley View Post
    another SBR pro busted for point fraud and I thought it was just non pros doing this stuff, looks like the betpoints auditor is earning his money lately
    Isn't this amazing! Guys have been members here for years but couldn't resist double dipping.
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  16. 01-14-11 08:54 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by illmatick View Post
    Gerald "Jerry" DoomHello all, welcome to my blog.I am Gerald Doom, an avid sports handicapper and college student working on my Masters degree.If you are viewing the page, you have taken a huge step toward banging that book in the head..It is my intentions to provide the Sports Betting nation with a diligently investigated and educated "pick of the week." Nobody really knows who will win the game,that is why the games are played, however, I will investigate every aspect of the game and provide the reader with a educated assumption in regards to which team should win the game...Good luck...
    what's with all this banging books in the head?
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  17. 01-14-11 09:33 AM #87
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    Listen all you dumb fuvks. I don't need to prove anything to you BUT I will for the hell of it. Grades will be posted later today. And guess what. I've been at The Meadows Casino for the last 16 hours. Guess what? +$3900. Still going. Enjoy your broke ass lives today. Ill post picks of loot and grades tomorrow. Later losers looking for someone to make your picks for you cause you suck horribly. Oh yeah. God bless you all.
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  18. 01-14-11 09:39 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp123 View Post
    WHERE YOU DO YOUR TIME AT BOY ?? WHAT STATE YOU FROM CUZ I NEVER SEEN YOU AROUND ANY PENITENTIARYS (sP) IN MY PARTS ...PA JERSY
    Huttonsville and Mount Olive. Not from Jersey or Pa. Lived in Belmar and Bradley Beach for a while.
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  19. 01-14-11 09:42 AM #89
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    I have just spoken with the SBR higher ups. The deal is you post a picture of yourself with the tie hang at the belt line and your points will be reinstated. You have to wear the same shirt and tie.
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  20. 01-14-11 09:51 AM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Gdoom. PLEASE come back. I will give you points i swear.
    Where my points at yo. Throw me about 300-400. Word.
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  21. 01-14-11 09:58 AM #91
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    This thread is for sure a future classic
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  22. 01-14-11 10:03 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Where my points at yo. Throw me about 300-400. Word.

    you cant receive points either, it's the pitfalls of being a point scammer.
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  23. 01-14-11 10:04 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Listen all you dumb fuvks. I don't need to prove anything to you BUT I will for the hell of it. Grades will be posted later today. And guess what. I've been at The Meadows Casino for the last 16 hours. Guess what? +$3900. Still going. Enjoy your broke ass lives today. Ill post picks of loot and grades tomorrow. Later losers looking for someone to make your picks for you cause you suck horribly. Oh yeah. God bless you all.
    gdoom, since it has been established we should vary our tie length according to bankroll size, what are you going to do now that you've grown your bankroll by $3,900.00? Are you not afraid of your tie being a hazard when you gown down stairs or on an escalator? Since you are already big time, and always were in my opinion, have you previously devised a solution for having a tie that would be long enough to hang shaq? Did you jury rig a toiler paper dispenser to help you? I am looking to be big time in the future so these are important questions that need answering.
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  24. 01-14-11 10:06 AM #94
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    I think the next step up in the game when you are a big time baller like gdoom is a cape.
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  25. 01-14-11 10:09 AM #95
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    Add a baseball helmet to his cape and long ass tie and he will 100% fit the roll of a retard, he's already got the facial features and body structure.
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  26. 01-14-11 10:21 AM #96
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    By the way, BeetleJuice ia my bestfriend.
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  27. 01-14-11 10:40 AM #97
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    hes back

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  28. 01-14-11 10:45 AM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdoom View Post
    Listen all you dumb fuvks. I don't need to prove anything to you BUT I will for the hell of it. Grades will be posted later today. And guess what. I've been at The Meadows Casino for the last 16 hours. Guess what? +$3900. Still going. Enjoy your broke ass lives today. Ill post picks of loot and grades tomorrow. Later losers looking for someone to make your picks for you cause you suck horribly. Oh yeah. God bless you all.
    What kind of loser thinks $3900 makes you rich? Maybe some day the dream of a double wide trailer will come true for you.
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  29. 01-14-11 11:21 AM #99
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    gdoom. please dont leave, this is your new home


    will occasionally toss a few points to keep you sweet, maybe you can be my prison bitch?
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  30. 01-15-11 03:41 PM #100
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    Boys, daddy doubled that 3900 up, been here for 22 hours..up 9400..about to leaVe and go to cRIb...
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  31. 01-15-11 03:43 PM #101
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    Nice work gdoom. That tie will be down to the floor before we know it.
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  32. 01-15-11 03:44 PM #102
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    u have kids ?
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  33. 01-15-11 03:44 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by emoney View Post
    Nice work gdoom. That tie will be down to the floor before we know it.

    I hope it buys a cape with some of his big winnings.
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  34. 01-15-11 04:05 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    u have kids ?
    Yeah, I have a daughter, but, babies momma is a bitch...Anyways, you all got to get them to reinstate me...I can play poker or anything...This sucks...I going through SBR withdrawl...
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  35. 01-15-11 04:07 PM #105
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    i love how youre so disrespectful to your lady that it makes all of us feel good about clowning you.
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