1. 01-11-11 11:18 AM #1
    ProfaneReality
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    Oregon crushed me, have to go pawn my car today

    for gambling money. this auto pawn guy is ruthless. he is Russian, always low balls me on the amount he will loan.

    So now the pressure is really on to win the next few days, if not my car stays in hock all month.

    I don't let any of my friends or family know I do it, too embarrassing... and this auto pawn place is about a 45 minute drive away... so no ride home for me.. I get a room at the radisson which is right near this place. If I lose... have to make about 6 bus transfers to get home.

    If I win... I get my car back in 3 days and enjoy a hooker or two at the radisson and go home with fresh bankroll to do it all over again.
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  2. 01-11-11 11:19 AM #2
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    That sucks man.
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  3. 01-11-11 11:20 AM #3
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  4. 01-11-11 11:21 AM #4
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    Profane you're a true gambler

    Lots of young guys need to take notice

    Stay in the game AT ALL COSTS
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  5. 01-11-11 11:21 AM #5
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    This is crazy!
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  6. 01-11-11 11:21 AM #6
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    good job man......... never quit
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  7. 01-11-11 11:23 AM #7
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  8. 01-11-11 11:23 AM #8
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    but on a serious note being a degenerate gambler isnt funny.
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  9. 01-11-11 11:25 AM #9
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    I wonder if we can get those shirts put in the SBR store?
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  10. 01-11-11 11:26 AM #10
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    pretty sure this was him trying to tally up quarters to play the money lines back in the day

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  11. 01-11-11 11:26 AM #11
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    Call Brock Landers. He knows how to deal with car title loan places.
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  12. 01-11-11 11:27 AM #12
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    and JJ gold in disguise being really honest as always

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  13. 01-11-11 11:33 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Call Brock Landers. He knows how to deal with car title loan places.

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  14. 01-11-11 11:33 AM #14
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    What kinda car is it?
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  15. 01-11-11 11:33 AM #15
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    how come you don't keep possession of your car. i understand they hold the title and technically own it but ususally they don't want to store the car and leave you stranded. what kind of a ruthless russian mobster are you dealing with anyway?
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  16. 01-11-11 11:35 AM #16
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    I'm in OH...car title loans aren't legal.. but pawning the car is.. doesn't make sense to me. So the places here have to physically keep possession of the car.
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  17. 01-11-11 11:37 AM #17
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    hope you dont have an american car cause you wont get much for them.

    true degens drive hondas and toyotas so they can get top dollar when they have to pawn.
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  18. 01-11-11 11:38 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Call Brock Landers. He knows how to deal with car title loan places.
    yeah, don't. They are the absolute worst interest of anyone!
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  19. 01-11-11 11:40 AM #19
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    interest is not bad at all... Ohio law caps it at 60% annual... so on these short term loans...5% a month is fairly cheap if you ask me.
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  20. 01-11-11 11:46 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    interest is not bad at all... Ohio law caps it at 60% annual... so on these short term loans...5% a month is fairly cheap if you ask me.

    There's a trainwreck in your future....no survivors
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  21. 01-11-11 11:50 AM #21
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    Gotta pay the cost to be the boss...
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  22. 01-11-11 11:58 AM #22
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    Go to Pawn Stars, talk to the old man or Chumlee, should get a better deal with those guys.
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  23. 01-11-11 12:05 PM #23
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    lol at what point do you say gambling isn't working for me?
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  24. 01-11-11 12:14 PM #24
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    Next time don't be a stupid fukk and fade the sec you will be burried an eterity if you continue this foolish behavior, your lucky it's only your car next years game is going to be your house If stay the course
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  25. 01-11-11 12:15 PM #25
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    no true gambler ever gives up. no one said this shit would be easy.
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  26. 01-11-11 12:15 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    lol at what point do you say gambling isn't working for me?
    If you bottom out. He still has a working car, and money for the bus if he loses, so he isn't at rock-bottom just yet.

    Hope you win. I am an Ohioan also. 5% a month is actually low if you only do it for up to a month. If someone loaned me $500 and told me I had a month to give them $525, it would be on. The only loanshark my family knows would charge 50% interest!
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  27. 01-11-11 12:16 PM #27
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    wish i had a car worth pawning. some day... some day... i will be like you
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  28. 01-11-11 12:17 PM #28
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    this russian is a shot taker... he doesnt loan anywhere remotely close to the value of your car.. he gives about 20% of its value... and hopes you dont come back in to pay the loan so he can flip it quick... im sure he is reading this thread rooting for me to lose so he can flip my car.

    not gonna happen Vladimir
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  29. 01-11-11 12:26 PM #29
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    here's to winning and getting it back
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  30. 01-11-11 12:42 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    this russian is a shot taker... he doesnt loan anywhere remotely close to the value of your car.. he gives about 20% of its value... and hopes you dont come back in to pay the loan so he can flip it quick... im sure he is reading this thread rooting for me to lose so he can flip my car.

    not gonna happen Vladimir
    What Year/Make/Model car and how much do you expect to get for it?
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  31. 01-11-11 12:45 PM #31
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    my car is not flashy.... Im not big time right now. Last summer I was big time. I was driving a brand new grand cherokee SRT-8

    but sold it to buy my condo.
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  32. 01-11-11 12:47 PM #32
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    time to go see the russian and hole up in the radisson.. ill put my get my car out of hock plays in here
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  33. 01-11-11 12:48 PM #33
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    Keep on betting! Who cares man, its just a car, its not like you need it or anything
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  34. 01-11-11 12:58 PM #34
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    Buy a horse or a big pig to ride around town... I save a shiit ton of cash and the chicks love it
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  35. 01-11-11 01:02 PM #35
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    make a video of you in a meeting with this russian mobster.

    we wanna see/hear the angst and desperation as this guys gives you the royal screwjob.

    it will provide for a good lesson.

    and when you are back on your feet you can look bad on the vid and laugh along with us.
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