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    damn, how much did u lose

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    you are definitely da man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    for gambling money. this auto pawn guy is ruthless. he is Russian, always low balls me on the amount he will loan.

    So now the pressure is really on to win the next few days, if not my car stays in hock all month.

    I don't let any of my friends or family know I do it, too embarrassing... and this auto pawn place is about a 45 minute drive away... so no ride home for me.. I get a room at the radisson which is right near this place. If I lose... have to make about 6 bus transfers to get home.

    If I win... I get my car back in 3 days and enjoy a hooker or two at the radisson and go home with fresh bankroll to do it all over again.


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    jj....... help this guy out. its your duty

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    never give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    make a video of you in a meeting with this russian mobster.

    we wanna see/hear the angst and desperation as this guys gives you the royal screwjob.

    it will provide for a good lesson.

    and when you are back on your feet you can look bad on the vid and laugh along with us.
    I did intend to do that... but i turned it off pretty quickly there were 6 russians in there and me. didnt want to fukk around.. I do have a short video but doesnt give much detail

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    In the hotel room. This is real now. Its win or ride the bus home broke as fukk

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    what are you playing?

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    havent even looked at games yet... going to start looking for the biggest bonus with the smallest rollover to give me some more cushion.

    my margin for error is razor thin

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    Bowling Green +8 looks to me to be the most commonsense bet on the board atm (just trying to help)....Anyway GL PR and here's to hoping things work out 4 u

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    tryin just bet a few $5.00 til your game gets a little better. / gl

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    Damn profane... even though your kind of a cok on here, you seemed to have your shit in check??? Didn't take you for a complete degenerate... hope this works out for you. BOL.

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    we all slip up

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    betpop had a 60% only 4x roll last week.. call em

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    what an asshole hahaha good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    betpop had a 60% only 4x roll last week.. call em
    never fukkin heard of em

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    I hope this is all a big joke by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    no true gambler ever gives up. no one said this shit would be easy.
    Right on both accounts. The cemetery, or more accurately desert, can attest to both

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    for gambling money. this auto pawn guy is ruthless. he is Russian, always low balls me on the amount he will loan.

    So now the pressure is really on to win the next few days, if not my car stays in hock all month.

    I don't let any of my friends or family know I do it, too embarrassing... and this auto pawn place is about a 45 minute drive away... so no ride home for me.. I get a room at the radisson which is right near this place. If I lose... have to make about 6 bus transfers to get home.

    If I win... I get my car back in 3 days and enjoy a hooker or two at the radisson and go home with fresh bankroll to do it all over again.
    I hope you fukkin lose and have to hitchhike home pal.

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    profane take a break from wagering for a couple of months, build up a lil then get back into the game. by then march madness will have started. thats what i do. i dont pawn stuff. gambling is a beautiful thing if you are disciplined and in it for the long term. if you let it take you over and become addicted and chase all your losses then it will destroy you like any illegal drug. good luck man

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    Quote Originally Posted by brxbmbers42 View Post
    I hope you fukkin lose and have to hitchhike home pal.
    you fukk. Im glad your best friend did your wife. over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    profane take a break from wagering for a couple of months, build up a lil then get back into the game. by then march madness will have started. thats what i do. i dont pawn stuff. gambling is a beautiful thing if you are disciplined and in it for the long term. if you let it take you over and become addicted and chase all your losses then it will destroy you like any illegal drug. good luck man
    thanks guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    you fukk. Im glad your best friend did your wife. over and over.

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    profane you are good at making up stories you should wright a novel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    profane you are good at making up stories you should wright a novel.
    well one thing is for sure.. you couldn't "wright" a novel.

    If you care to put your money where your mouth is, I have more than enough proof I could divulge.

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    All I can say is "Good Luck".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    well one thing is for sure.. you couldn't "wright" a novel.

    If you care to put your money where your mouth is, I have more than enough proof I could divulge.
    internet grammer police. Ever since I got this MacBook Pro I cant spell worth shit. Write the novel and divulge in it

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    I call BS, how are you going to look for a bonus with rollover when you need the cash in a hurry to get your car out of pawn and get home? If it's true, you may be the dumbest guy on the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    I call BS, how are you going to look for a bonus with rollover when you need the cash in a hurry to get your car out of pawn and get home? If it's true, you may be the dumbest guy on the planet.

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    What's the play Profane?? Give me something to root for tonight!

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    nobody buys into this

    ur a phony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    I call BS, how are you going to look for a bonus with rollover when you need the cash in a hurry to get your car out of pawn and get home? If it's true, you may be the dumbest guy on the planet.
    car has to stay in pawn for 72 hours... thats law here... because they run the info through the police dept to see if its stolen.

    so I have 3 days, minimum

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    betpop=youwager

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    why would you bet so much on 1 game in the first place that you have to pawn your car off. just saying

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    I would stay at GA not in a hotel... You need some help guy.

    Sometimes you've gotta know when to hold em... know when to fold em...know when to walk 5 miles to a hotel...and know when to run to gambler's anonymous...

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