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    purecarnagge
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    What is your best witty one liner....

    to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?

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    geebert74
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    two words usually do the trick... fukk & you...

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    doublej95
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    you fukking oyster.


    they hate that word

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    Deuce
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    Greatly depends on the situation.

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    purecarnagge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Greatly depends on the situation.
    The thread isn't going anywhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?
    I usuaIIy go with "Go to heII, your on your rag"!

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    Call me when your cycle is over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    you fukking oyster.


    they hate that word
    they do hate that word , I think my wife hates she let me know she hates it , we get in a fight , guess what the first thing I say...

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    onlooker
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    The word oyster can just about make a female cry.

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    get a fuckingg towel

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    Quote Originally Posted by onl˛ˇker View Post
    The word oyster can just about make a female cry.
    I never understood why women find that word so offensive.

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    I only dip my rod in the chum when I'm fishing for marlin.

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    "So I guess a blowjob is out of the question."

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    "Thankfully you and your sister aren't on the same cycle"

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    I really thought SBR would deliver...you guys are underperforming.

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    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
    Nice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
    if u ever had a girl u would know it doesnt bleed that long

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    "Aunt Flo's in town eh? A BJ whenever you want is fine"

    You are joking then you feel her stuff up through her pants then she gets on her knees unless you have other issues w her.

    Book it.

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    go up to a girl at a party and look at her and say "you'll do"

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    Hey! The Jerk store called there running out of you.

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