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    Tree Rollins
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    1000 things to do when you're a tool

    Let's get a list going, I'll start

    1. Post pictures of your girlfriend with a shit stained ass
    2. Have a pencil-lined beard
    3. Call everyone a virgin
    4. Date white trash, then post pictures of it on the internet
    5. Complain about people making fun of white trash pictures that you posted on the internet
    6. Tell everyone "i never heard of ya pal"
    7. Ask people if they "do weed"
    8. Wear a wife beater at all times
    Last edited by Tree Rollins; 01-05-11 at 09:00 PM.
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    BeatTheJerk
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    Some of these are actually pretty funny.

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    BadNina
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    Very good, Tree!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Let's get a list going, I'll start

    1. Post pictures of your girlfriend with a shit stained ass
    2. Have a pencil-lined beard
    3. Call everyone a virgin
    4. Date white trash, then post pictures of it on the internet
    5. Complain about people making fun of white trash pictures that you posted on the internet
    6. Tell everyone "i never heard of ya pal"
    7. Ask people if they "do weed"
    8. Wear a wife beater at all times



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    opie1988
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    9. Constantly refer to yourself getting high as being "blaaazzzed"......even after many of your new "internet friends" tell you how douchey it makes you sound.

    10. Claim you were "never serious" (always followed by numerous laughing emoticons) about crying to the mods over the way Jimmy's Ego made you his bitch.

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    Tree Rollins
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    9. Constantly refer to yourself getting high as being "blaaazzzed"......even after many of your new "internet friends" tell you how douchey it makes you sound. 10. Claim you were "never serious" (always followed by numerous laughing emoticons) about crying to the mods over the way Jimmy's Ego made you his bitch.

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