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    Day 1 of low carb diet

    worked before, but after awhile u go nuts for donuts, breads, potatoes, etc

    Last time i did it i dropped 30 pounds in one month, then ate a box of donuts and gained ten pounds back in one day

    ON a low carb diet you can eat high fat, and high to moderate protein. Carbs have to be low . Some people do eat some carbs like lettuce, pineapple etc on it as long as its not to much.

    I just ate 2 cheeseburgers and 2 chicken breasts and it feels like there is a sponge in your stomach soaking up fat and water.

    Now im starving to death and the box of cereal is full

    I will post why low carb works and is better than low fat but I'll let someone else take care of that if they want. Can't believe to this day that some people think fat turns to fat. It does not.

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    Drink some Drano...same result...just quicker

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    Low-Carb Diets Must Be High-Fat, Not High-Protein



    Fat is the most valuable food known to Man
    PROFESSOR JOHN YUDKIN
    Introduction

    We now know that we should eat a diet that is low in carbohydrates. But a plethora of books published in the last decade have been low-carb, high-protein, or low-carb, high-fat, or low-carb, high-'good'-fats, or all sorts of other mixtures. In other words, the real confusion lies in what we should replace the carbohydrates with: for example, should it be protein or fats? And if fats, what sort of fats? This article, I hope, will answer the question and put any doubts out of your mind. In a nutshell, carbs should be replaced with fats, and those fats should be mainly from animal sources.

    Our bodies use carbs for only one purpose: to provide energy. When we cut down on carbs, the energy our bodies need has to come from somewhere else.

    There are only two choices: Protein or fat.
    ATP: our bodies' fuel

    The fuel that our body cells use for energy is actually neither glucose nor fat, it is a chemical called adenosine triphosphate (ATP). A typical human cell may contain nearly one billion molecules of ATP at any one moment, and those may be used and re-supplied every three minutes.[i] This huge demand for ATP, and our evolutionary history, has resulted in our bodies' developing several different pathways for its manufacture.

    Oxygen and mitochondria

    Living organisms have two means to produce the energy they need to live. The first is fermentation, a primitive process that doesn't require the presence of oxygen. This is the way that anaerobic (meaning 'without oxygen') bacteria break down glucose to produce energy. Our body cells can use this method. The second — aerobic (meaning 'using oxygen') — method began after the Earth began to cool down and its atmosphere became rich in oxygen. After this event, a new type of cell — a eukaryotic cell — evolved to use it. Today all organisms more complex than bacteria use this property and all animal life requires oxygen to function. When we breathe in, our lungs are used to extract the oxygen in air and pass it to the bloodstream for transport through the body. And in our bodies, it is our body cells' mitochondria — little power plants that produce most of the energy our bodies need — that use this oxygen. The process is called 'respiration'. This process takes the basic fuel source and oxidises it to produce ATP. The numbers of mitochondria in each cell varies, but as much as half of the total cell volume can be mitochondria. The important point to note is that mitochondria are primarily designed to use fats.
    Which source of base material is best?

    The question now, in this era of dietary plenty, is: Which source is healthiest? There are three possible choices:

    • glucose, which comes mainly from carbohydrates, although protein can also be utilised as a glucose source by the body if necessary;
    • Fats, both from the diet and from stored body fats;
    • Ketones which are derived from the metabolism of fats


    Not all cells in our bodies use the same fuel.


    • Cells that can employ fatty acids are those that contain many mitochondria: heart muscle cells, for example. These cells can make energy from fatty acids, glucose, and ketones, but given a choice, they much prefer to use fats.
    • Cells that cannot use fats must use glucose and/or ketones, and will shift to preferentially use ketones. These cells also contain mitochondria.
    • But we also have some cells that contain few or no mitochondria. Examples of cells with few mitochndria are white blood cells, testes and inner parts of the kidneys; and cells which contain no mitochondria are red blood cells, and the retina, lens and cornea in the eyes. These are entirely dependent on glucose and must still be sustained by glucose.

    This means that when we limit carb intake, the same energy sources must be used, but a greater amount of energy must be derived from fatty acids and the ketones derived from fatty acids, and less energy from glucose.
    Sources of glucose

    To understand how a low carb diet works, we need to look at how we eat. This process is one of eating, digestion, hunger and eating again. During our evolution, we also must have experienced long periods when food was in short supply and we starved. This is a pattern our bodies are adapted to. And they have developed mechanisms to cope with a wide range of circumstances. Firstly, the human body must contain adequate levels of energy to sustain the essential body parts that rely on glucose. The brain and central nervous system may be a particular case as, although the brain represents only a small percentage of body weight, it uses between twenty and fifty percent of all the resting energy used by the body.[ii] Fortunately the brain can also use ketone bodies derived from fats. During fasting in humans, and when we are short of food, blood glucose levels are maintained by the breakdown of glycogen in liver and muscle and by the production of glucose primarily from the breakdown of muscle proteins in a process called gluconeogenesis, which literally means 'glucose new birth'.[iii]

    But we don't want to use lean muscle tissue in this way: it weakens us. We want to get the glucose our bodies need from what we eat. Some of that will come from carbs, the rest from dietary proteins. Our bodies need a constant supply of protein to sustain a healthy structure. This requires a fairly minimal amount of protein: about 1 to 1.5 grams per kilogram of lean body weight per day is all that is necessary to preserve muscle mass.[iv] Any protein over and above this amount can be used as a source of glucose.

    Dietary proteins are converted to glucose at about fifty-eight percent efficiency, so approximately 100g of protein can produce 58g of glucose via gluconeogenesis.[v] During prolonged fasting, glycerol released from the breakdown of triglycerides in body fat may account for nearly twenty percent of gluconeogenesis.[vi] Body fats are stored as triglycerides, molecules that contain three fatty acids combined with glycerol. The fatty acids are used directly as a fuel, with the glycerol stripped off. This is not wasted. As the glycerol is nearly ten percent of triglyceride by weight and two molecules of glycerol combine to form one molecule of glucose, this also supplies a source of glucose.

    The case for getting energy from fat and ketones

    When most people think of eating a low-carb diet, they tend to think of it as being a protein-based one. This is false. All traditional carnivorous diets, whether eaten by animals or humans, are more fat than protein with a ratio of about eighty percent of calories from fat and twenty percent of calories from protein. Similarly, the main fuel produced by a modern low-carb diet should also be fatty acids derived from dietary fat and body fat. We find in practice that free fatty acids are higher in the bloodstream on a low-carb diet compared with a conventional diet.[vii] [viii]

    But fats also produce an important secondary fuel: 'ketone bodies'. Ketones were first discovered in the urine of diabetic patients in the mid-19th century; for almost fifty years thereafter, they were thought to be abnormal and undesirable by-products of incomplete fat oxidation. In the early 20th century, however, they were recognised as normal circulating metabolites produced by liver and readily utilised by body tissues. Ketones are an important substitute for glucose. During prolonged periods of starvation, fatty acids are made from the breakdown of stored triglycerides in body fat.[ix] On a low-carb diet, the fatty acids are derived from dietary fat, or body fat if the diet does not supply enough. Free fatty acids are converted to ketones by the liver. They then provide energy to all cells with mitochondria. Within a cell, ketones are used to generate ATP. And where glucose needs the intervention of bacteria, ketones can be used directly. Reduction of carbohydrate intake stimulates the synthesis of ketones from body fat.[x] This is one reason why reducing carbs is important. Another is that reducing carbohydrate and protein intake also leads to a lower insulin level in the blood. This, in turn, reduces the risks associated with insulin resistance and the Metabolic Syndrome.

    Ketone formation and a shift to using more fatty acids also reduces the body's overall need for glucose. Even during high-energy demand from exercise, a low-carb diet has what are called 'glucoprotective' effects. What this all means is that ketosis arising from a low-carb diet is capable of accommodating a wide range of metabolic demands to sustain body functions and health while not using, and thus sparing, protein from lean muscle tissue. Ketones are also the preferred energy source for highly active tissues such as heart and muscle.[xi]

    All this means that more glucose is available to the brain and other essential glucose-dependent tissues.
    The case against getting energy from protein

    We know, then, that dietary fats can produce all the energy the body needs, either directly as fatty acids or as ketone bodies. But, as there is still some debate about the health implications of using fats, why not play safe and eat more protein?

    There is one simple reason: While the body can use protein as an energy source in an emergency, it is not at all healthy to use this method in the long term. All carbs are made up of just three elements: carbon, hydrogen and. oxygen. All fats are also made of the same three elements. Proteins, however, also contain nitrogen and other elements. When proteins are used to provide energy, these must be got rid of in some way. This is not only wasteful, it can put a strain on the body, particularly on the liver and kidneys.

    Excess intake of nitrogen leads in a short space of time to hyperammonaemia, which is a build up of ammonia in the bloodstream. This is toxic to the brain. Many human cultures survive on a purely animal product diet, but only if it is high in fat.[xii] [xiii] A lean meat diet, on the other hand cannot be tolerated; it leads to nausea in as little as three days, symptoms of starvation and ketosis in a week to ten days, severe debilitation in twelve days and possibly death in just a few weeks. A high-fat diet, however, is completely healthy for a lifetime.

    Perhaps one of the best documented studies is that of the Arctic explorer, Vilhjalmur Stefansson and a colleague.[xiv] They ate an animal meat diet for more than a year to see whether such a diet could be healthy. Everything was fine until they were asked to eat only lean meat. Dr McClelland, the lead scientist, wrote:
    'At our request he began eating lean meat only, although he had previously noted, in the North, that very lean meat sometimes produced digestive disturbances. On the third day nausea and diarrhea developed. When fat meat was added to the diet, a full recovery was made in two days.'
    This was a clinical study, but Stefansson had already lived for nearly twenty years on an all-meat diet with the Canadian Inuit. He and his team suffered no ill effects whatsoever.
    Low-carb, high-fat diet and weight loss

    There is just one other consideration: If you want to lose weight, the actual material you want to rid your body of is fat. But to do that you have to change your body from using glucose as a fuel to using fat ? including your own body fat. This is another reason not to use protein as a substitute for carbs, as protein is also converted to glucose.

    If you think about it, Nature stores excess energy in our bodies as fat, not as protein. It makes much more sense, therefore, to use what we are designed by Nature to use. And that is fat.
    So what levels of carbs, fats and proteins are required?

    Clinical experience and studies into low-carb diets over the last century suggest that everybody has a threshold level of dietary carbohydrate intake where the changeover from glucose-burning to fat and ketone burning takes place. This varies between about sixty-five and 180 grams of carbs per day.[xv] If your carb intake is below this threshold, then your body fat will be broken down to generate ketones to supply your brain and other cells that would normally use glucose. In the early trials for the treatment of obesity, carb levels were very much reduced to supply only about ten percent of calories. This works out at around fifty or sixty grams of carb for a 2,000 calorie daily intake.

    For diabetics, the level may need to be lower to counteract insulin resistance. Typical levels of carb intake for a type-2 diabetic are around fifty grams per day; the level should be lower still at about thirty grams a day for a type-1 diabetic.

    A Polish doctor, Jan Kwasniewski, who has used a low-carb diet to treat patients with a wide range of medical conditions for over thirty years, recommends a ratio of one part carb to two parts protein to between three and four parts fat, by weight. I see no reason to disagree with this. What it means in practice is that on a 2,000 calorie per day diet, we should get:
    Ten to fifteen percent of calories from carbs
    Twenty to thirty percent of calories from protein and
    Sixty to seventy percent of calories from fats.
    Or put another way, as it is difficult to work out percentages in this way, fifty to seventy-five grams of carb and the rest from meat, fish, eggs, cheese, and their natural fats.
    Potential for other diseases

    The traditional Inuit (Eskimo) diet is a no-carb diet. It is notable that the Inuit diet described by Drs Vilhjalmur Stefansson and Hugh Sinclair in the 1950s is very similar in regard to percentages of fat/protein/carb intake to the experimental low-carb diets used in recent obesity studies.[xvi] The Inuit diet was comprised of seal, whale, salmon, and a very limited amount of berries and the partially digested contents of animals' stomachs. On this diet, blood cholesterol levels were very high as were free fatty acids, but ? and this in much more important ? triglycerides were low.[xvii] [xviii] It is interesting to note that the Inuit were of great interest to research scientists because they had practically none of the diseases we suffer, including obesity, coronary heart disease and diabetes mellitus.[xix] [xx]
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    good post

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    1400 calories a day and workout 5 days a week. You will have no choice but to lose weight. Good luck....I fight with my weight as well sometimes.

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    I did it & lost a lot of weight a few years back. I ate salads, whatever carbs may be in fruit & veggies I didnt worry too much about. So I ate a lot of salads with chicken in them, ate a lot of steak & hamburger steaks. Absolutely no potatoes, pastas, rice, or bread, and I love them all.

    So mainly meat & salads. At least I was never hungry, I would just throw a T-Bone on the grill & eat some cucumber slices dipped in lite ranch with it

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    oh yeah, fish too.

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    grilled fish with steamed broccoli & cauliflower will be a meal you eat a lot on the no carb diet, but its fukin good

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    Low carbs= flat muscles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Low carbs= flat muscles...
    not for me. I really bulked up because of the massive protein in every meal

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    Anyone I know who tried this did lose decent weight, but always gained it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    grilled fish with steamed broccoli & cauliflower will be a meal you eat a lot on the no carb diet, but its fukin good
    Thats my meal once a week.

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    yeh after losing the weight onit, u need to go off low carb

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    low carb lasted 4 hours, mom made pasta tonight, should i dump it and not tell her next time, she just doesn't understand or even care

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    I just finished day one of this and it sucks. Ive got a headache and I want to eat something good. I had to do it cause i got up to a weight higher than I ever had. Pants are getting tight and shirts are looking like shit. Im only doing it for 30 days with one cheat day per week. It sucks!

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    i feel like crap after eating that pasta . I guess Im gonna throw away any food anyone makes that is not low carb. I was at the gym earlier today and everyone still think fat turns to fat and is the enemy.

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    tell people you are on a no carb diet & they'll stop cooking for you. On this diet theres not much cooking involved, so you can make your own meals. If you cant fry an egg or a fukin steak you'll never make it in this world & dont need to worry about the diet, you wont live long enough to die of high cholesterol or heart disease

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    not for me. I really bulked up because of the massive protein in every meal
    I don't know how??maybe genetic freak??? But you will plateau with no carbs and high calories.. Are you going the bodybuilding way or the Calvin Klein way??

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    my mom wants me fat, dont ask me why and she won't listen, she will buy doritos and ice cream tomorrow too even if i don't ask

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    Slow-carb is way better. Just start with breakfast, and you'll see results very quickly. When you're comfortable, go whole hog. There's even a cheat day every 7-10 days where you can eat whatever you want.

    Much easier to stick with. Atkins-style is damn near impossible, that's why you always see these guys balloon back up after awhile. What a waste!

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    I eat 6-7 meals a day with 2-3 protein shakes.

    In my meals I eat 2 cans of Tuna with lemon and crackers. I drink 1 gallon of water each day.
    I stay away from Soda drinks.
    My cheat day is usually Sundays where I eat Pizza or other nice junk foods.

    I also run 3-4 miles 3-4 days a week.

    Pretty good shape for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    my mom wants me fat, dont ask me why and she won't listen, she will buy doritos and ice cream tomorrow too even if i don't ask
    How old are you maybe its time to move out on your own would help you with this diet
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    after 6 diet..

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    Day 3 is horrible. You will start to really feel the transition from burning carbs/sugar to protein/fat for energy. Once you get past it, your energy level remains constant. The sugar swings will be gone.

    Caution on sweeteners ...they will make you crave sugar. Also look up the chemical names of some sweeteners that break down to sugar like maltodextrin

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    will never touch a sweetner

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    im doing the opposite. got to bulk up some. its just been so tough because my metabolism is a fkn beast

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    don't understand people that can't gain weight, if your lifting and eating alot then your just not lifting right and probaly doing too many workouts , too many sets and not allowing your body to recover

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    If you don't start working out and eating the right way now, what do you think will happen when you stop the low carb diet. Do you know anyone who lost weight with a low carb diet and stayed on it and kept the weight off for years? I don't.

    People get so bored of the diet that they end up eating much less calories then they did before the diet. That's what causes the weight drop for most folks. After about a month, all they're eating is a couple of eggs for breakfast, a steak on a plate for lunch/dinner and a pork chop before bed. Of course they'll drop 50 lbs doing this...But then they freak out and go off the diet and pig out and gain the weight back.

    Eating right and exercise is the only way to do it.

    edit: Cutting out bullshit carbs (simple sugars, tons of pasta, bread etc.) is always a good idea.
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    uh actually people are eating more calories ona low carb diet. I know people that eat 8 k calories a day and are 150 pounds and some that eat 2 k a day and are over 300 pounds.
    Let me guess your exercise right theory is right out of a book. I do over 200 miles of cardio a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    my mom wants me fat, dont ask me why and she won't listen, she will buy doritos and ice cream tomorrow too even if i don't ask
    lol i know how you feel every time i told my mum or my ex wife "im on a diet" " i need to loose weight" the ******* portions doubled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by COYLO View Post

    lol i know how you feel every time i told my mum or my ex wife "im on a diet" " i need to loose weight" the ******* portions doubled.
    haha, so true. and the homemade cookies, brownies, cakes, etc., just show up on the kitchen counter like crazy.

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    its a conspiracy i tell you!! lol. mums dont want us to leave home so they fatten us up, when that doesnt work and we get a girl the girl fattens us up even more so no-one else fancy's us. sneaky bitches

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    just ate 2 chicken sandwiches with bread, all over on that diet. **** it, ill double cardio and break my hip even worse. Just guzzled 3 glasses of water

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    uh actually people are eating more calories ona low carb diet. I know people that eat 8 k calories a day and are 150 pounds and some that eat 2 k a day and are over 300 pounds.
    Let me guess your exercise right theory is right out of a book. I do over 200 miles of cardio a week.

    uh actually they eat a lot of calories at first, but it's still less calories than before the diet. Then, a month into it, they are cutting way back out of boredom.

    Theres no way a fat ass is matching the calories from soda, cereal, candy, bread, pasta etc. with meat day in and day out, month after month. It becomes a diet of calorie restriction. Just like all other diets.

    A person who has self control problems and can't control what they eat probably shouldn't be on a strict. controlling diet. But this is all just common sense.

    You do over 200 miles of cardio a week? And still need a fad diet?

    The statement "Eat right and exercise" is a theory to you?? What about "portion control", is that a theory too? No wonder this country is so fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by COYLO View Post
    its a conspiracy i tell you!! lol. mums dont want us to leave home so they fatten us up, when that doesnt work and we get a girl the girl fattens us up even more so no-one else fancy's us. sneaky bitches
    hahaha. my wife has actually said this to me before. when we go out and she catches women looking at me, she'll tell me that she needs to fatten me up so that chicks stop checking me out, lol.

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