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    Rod1010
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    1000 things do to while stoned

    Ill make the first one (It cant be more than 10 things per post) i hope we will make it to the thing to do while stoned

    1. Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    2. Jump off things
    3. Go under water and open your eyes - Its 10x cooler when stoned
    4. Shoot a gun
    5. Watch History Channel about drugs
    6. Walk in the woods during fall or even better, during winter with snow
    7. Watch "The Matrix" its mind boggling when stoned
    8. Talk to your siblings
    9. Draw pictures
    10. Play video games

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    Cuse0323
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    11. realize getting stoned isn't cool anymore
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    I love playing poker tournaments when I'm stoned. I get so focused..

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    King Mayan
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    12. try to bleach things..

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    Rod1010
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    ehhh not gonna work .. 2many haters here

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    Talk about aliens.

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    Not to state the obvious, but getting laid is top on that list.

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    find something to grub on

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    i love sipping on a Gin 'n' Tonic & watching 2 chicks make out & eat each other while stoned

    well, I like that when not stoned too, but tend to get involved & its not as relaxing

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    ehhh not gonna work .. 2many haters here
    Just busting your balls...

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    Picking the dried release crumbs out of your bellybutton from the yayo release from the night before.

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    he meant making whites brighter, he wasnt talking about assholes

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    another one .. PLAY POKER . unreal how good u get

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    playing poker. i somehow play very well when stoned.

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    JuicedUp
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    Plagiarize a thread about 1000 things to do while high.

    http://www.marijuana.com/humor-jokes...le-stoned.html
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    Go to a Pink Floyd Laser Show!

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    THE PROFIT
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    I saw this stupid shit on a shirt at spencers the other day

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    you guys are forgetting menial tasks. a few rips and even the most boring chore becomes an adventure.

    such as: going to class, doing your laundry, running errands, cleaning your dwelling.

    running errand while high is key for me. i live in an area with a bunch of dumbfukks behind the wheel. i've developed road rage from that.

    so a few hits and i can have a peaceful drive even if the ass hat in front of me is driving 10 mph below the speed limit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    you guys are forgetting menial tasks. a few rips and even the most boring chore becomes an adventure.

    such as: going to class, doing your laundry, running errands, cleaning your dwelling.

    running errand while high is key for me. i live in an area with a bunch of dumbfukks behind the wheel. i've developed road rage from that.

    so a few hits and i can have a peaceful drive even if the ass hat in front of me is driving 10 mph below the speed limit.
    right, because you're going even fukin slower. I cant drive stoned. I cant do anything stoned. I develop terrible paranoia, I dont like being in public

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    right, because you're going even fukin slower. I cant drive stoned. I cant do anything stoned. I develop terrible paranoia, I dont like being in public
    i used to be paranoid, but i went out and got used to. its all in your own head.

    most people if they see red eyes don't assume youre high, at least in my experience. they usually assume you're tired or drunk. so long as you don't slur they will think your tired.

    i drive fine while high, better then sober at times because i'm more relaxed and pay closer attention to my surroundings.

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    Game winning pick 6 for team you bet on while taking massive hit.

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    13. Pack another bowl.
    14. Post on SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fury View Post
    13. Pack another bowl.
    14. Post on SBR.
    Text dick pics to skanks.

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    Put together a Kinder surprise. That shit gets tough.

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    put on a walkman and play pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GELATINOUS CUBE View Post
    put on a walkman and play pool.
    who the fukk still has a walkman??

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    im sorry juiced up... u forgive me??? who cares now keep giving me things to do while high . that site didnt have good answers

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    some chick blew me and we were both high .. her lips got stuck on my dick it was so dru

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    so dry***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    11. realize getting stoned isn't cool anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    im sorry juiced up... u forgive me??? who cares now keep giving me things to do while high . that site didnt have good answers
    I dont give a fukk rod.

    Eat hot pockets.

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    eating ice cream right now . amazing !!!!

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    Watchin old friday the 13th movies while high is funny as shit

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    12. Don't talk about the last time you got high

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