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    stevek173
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    Under this scenario would you still make the trip out to bang a chick?

    Rainy out here, will be dark. 2 things I hate driving in - it is deer country out here and when it starts raining they run around.

    She works at 7 am. The earliest we could meet up at is 830 pm. Because I care about her and her job is very serious i won't let her stay up til say 1. She WILL let you sleep at her place as long as you like the next day the trust is there.

    She has had a virus and said she is miserable. Also she drank her ass off Thursday night to the point where she woke up at like 5 pm yesterday. Probably a mixture of the hangover and the virus.

    You just got over a horrid case of the flu in which you threw up over 20 times, had a horrible week and are finally feeling like you are recovered, hydrated, etc.

    You are on your 1st beer. A 2nd, being that it is New Year's and the cops are out in force means you are staying in.

    You haven't been laid in roughly 2 weeks and it is killing you.

    I'm truly torn on this one.

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    Didn't read any of that steve. That's to long of a story just to go meet a girl. So the answer is no. Tell her you already have plans
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    I could use the head though. I mean I really could.

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    It depends. I could answer if you posted pics of the girl.

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    yes.

    you should see what emporer penguins have to do to get some pussy.

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    I cannot but it is my gf and I have decently high standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    yes.

    you should see what emporer penguins have to do to get some pussy.
    ROFL classic.

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    Rub one out, and save the trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I cannot but it is my gf and I have decently high standards.
    If you are embarrassed to post her pic then no I wouldn't go bang her and I'd just break up with her instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    Rub one out, and save the trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnickell100 View Post
    Didn't read any of that steve. That's to long of a story just to go meet a girl. So the answer is no. Tell her you already have plans
    This post made me lol

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    if it is jessica i would say yes.

    anyone else, no.

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    ACoochy
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    Stevey weigh up the possible costs of attaining what u want from her vs the hypothetical costs of going out and getting picked up by the police and what that could potentially cost....We all pay for pu$$y one way or the other but if u feel that obligated then y not just ring a taxi to hers as yeah that would cost but not as much as a court date and potential fine...GL

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    so the moral of the story is your too lazy to go get a blow job or sex.

    Deer= this is why you have full coverage

    6 hours of sleep is plenty.

    You obviously don't have high standards if your claiming to have a hot g/f but are going 2 weeks without.

    If your g/f was really that hot like you say and up to your "reasonably high standards". You would be dying to **** her right now.

    1 beer is not a dui either.

    Your story is fail. Your story is just an excuse why your at home and alone and can't get none.

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    Ok not embarrassed by any means. She had a decently important job and recently got a dui and she is under the microscope. It could get her in trouble and me dumped.

    what I was saying about the beer is I had one and one more IS dui so that is the decision.

    Coochy it is a 90 minute ride that would be one pricy cab ride each way otherwise I would.

    that being said I think I have to. Otherwise it goes another week.

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