1. 01-01-11 02:33 AM #1
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    So I just hit my GF with my car

    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car....

    We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops.

    Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
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  2. 01-01-11 02:35 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car.... We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops. Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
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  3. 01-01-11 02:36 AM #3
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    Hope she is Ok and forgives you.
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  4. 01-01-11 02:39 AM #4
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    oh man.
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  5. 01-01-11 02:39 AM #5
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    Was she walking because you were drunk?
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  6. 01-01-11 02:42 AM #6
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    No she was walkin because I texted a friend from high school....long stofy but her elbow is f'd up and her hip she will be fine just a clip but my 2011 is starting off awful. I'm on the couch tonight
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  7. 01-01-11 02:44 AM #7
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    Try to look at the situation in a positive light. Consider yourself lucky that you are not sleeping in a jail cell right now with DUI. That couch you are talking about is going to be a lot more comfortable.
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  8. 01-01-11 02:45 AM #8
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    top it off and steal her pain meds
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  9. 01-01-11 02:48 AM #9
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    Plan on dumping her in a couple of months, she will hold that over your head and bring it up when she gets pissed at you.
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  10. 01-01-11 02:51 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manaconda View Post
    top it off and steal her pain meds
    Yeah except she said the pain was like a 3 out of 10 so no pain meds now she's bitching. JJ do I get asshole of the month award?
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  11. 01-01-11 02:53 AM #11
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    lmao quite the start to the new year. on a good note...it can only get better, right?
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  12. 01-01-11 02:57 AM #12
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    Yes. In her book you will be an asshole forever. I'm telling you next time you guys get into a fight or something she will say, what are you going to do run me over.
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  13. 01-01-11 02:58 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Plan on dumping her in a couple of months, she will hold that over your head and bring it up when she gets pissed at you.
    Yeah, whenever you get mad at her she'll say "What are you gonna do, hit me with your car!"
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  14. 01-01-11 02:59 AM #14
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    I thought the bowl games yesterday were unlucky. God is fukkin with me now. Seriously my house is no more than 1 block down the road you would think I could drive straight. Pictures tomorrow if I'm allowed in my bedroom.
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  15. 01-01-11 03:11 AM #15
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    lols..wtf......
    what a way to start the new year :P
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  16. 01-01-11 03:14 AM #16
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    the cops arent the one you should worry about, its your girl who you should worry about.
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    alcohol is great...
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  18. 01-01-11 03:46 AM #18
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    At least she didn't rat you out man. Consider yourself lucky
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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    At least she didn't rat you out man. Consider yourself lucky
    Exactly. But if she's smart, the damage she'll do to his wallet from now on will be much worse than any police charges would have been.

    And Niner, you must've been pretty messed up if you only had to drive a block and still clipped her.
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  20. 01-01-11 04:19 AM #20
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    She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
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  21. 01-01-11 04:22 AM #21
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    Damn, that's a rough start to 2011. Sorry to hear that man.
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  22. 01-01-11 04:36 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job


    WTF?!
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  23. 01-01-11 04:42 AM #23
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    Could have been worse, you could have knocked her up...

    I keed I keed
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  24. 01-01-11 04:48 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
    LMAO, shiiiiiiiiiiiieet
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  25. 01-01-11 05:16 AM #25
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    Paybacks are a bitch man, I'd be careful next time she's driving and you're mowing the lawn or walk'in to the mail box, could get ugly!
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  26. 01-01-11 05:33 AM #26
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    If she can walk, you should be gettin laid dude. If for nothing else, the threat threat that you could finish her if u wanted.
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    dam I hope shes ok
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  28. 01-01-11 06:55 AM #28
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    very VERY VERY VERY VERY

    LUCKY you did not get in trouble with the law here. Dude you should be performing cunnilingus for about the next fiscal quarter straight. She lied to the po po for you. Just wow. Have a cold one shower her with rose petals, butterfly kisses and diamonds, breakfast in bed, bathe her, shave her, you now watch all her favorite shows with her until she is fully better you dumbass lol. She could have really screwed you here. You'd better be taking care of that ass bud.

    Imagine you "clipped" someone you didn't know instead?
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  29. 01-01-11 06:58 AM #29
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    Holy shit...how's the car?
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  30. 01-01-11 07:20 AM #30
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    Just hope that anybody that witnessed it does not tell the police the real story. Both of you would be in jail then.
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  31. 01-01-11 07:35 AM #31
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    That shows the importants of not driving drunk. If you had been sober i'm sure you would of hit her square.
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  32. 01-01-11 07:58 AM #32
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    Not funny at all

    You could of killed her and you would of been jail the rest of your life
    Maybe rehab Son??
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    Terrible start to a year, worst is yet to come. You think you had it easy now? Hell no, I would go back to the cops and say you did it, why ? She will now own you, you just signed your DeathRow. She will use you and bring that incident everytime she can.

    Or this can all go well if you got laid this AM. Did you?
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  34. 01-01-11 09:23 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
    Oh man...the day after and my head hurts and my fukkin jaw after she decided I needed to be punched in the face. 2011 can only get better eh?
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  35. 01-01-11 09:26 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Oh man...the day after and my head hurts and my fukkin jaw after she decided I needed to be punched in the face. 2011 can only get better eh?


    At least that was less painful than the welcome you would've had from your cell mate if she had ratted you out.
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