1. 12-24-10 11:55 AM #1
    Swinging Johnson
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    Jessica Simpson is smokin'








    Absolutely beautiful.........and she's not bad either.
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  2. 12-24-10 12:28 PM #2
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    She looked good back then--too bad she gained all that weight now
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  3. 12-24-10 12:30 PM #3
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    i like it A LOTTTTT!
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  4. 12-24-10 01:52 PM #4
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    I have vivid memories of how incredibly sexy she looked during that show.
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  5. 12-24-10 01:54 PM #5
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    guys listen to this song...tell me she isnt talking about sucking dick and getting blasted like a jackson pollock
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  6. 12-24-10 02:08 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    guys listen to this song...tell me she isnt talking about sucking dick and getting blasted like a jackson pollock
    The fact that you knew the words to that song tells me you you wouldn't turn away a piping hot crock of man-chowder either.
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  7. 12-24-10 02:11 PM #7
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    This is the thing broke dikk johnson,

    when you are around females.... they listened to this back in the day. and this was an argument I had with a particular female.

    now go put up a podcast for your 6 listeners. (once a week is still way too many)
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  8. 12-24-10 02:16 PM #8
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    Arguing with a female over a song about dropping loads? What else did you two chicks argue about, who had the cutest shoes? You should be the spokesperson for Snap-On.
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  9. 12-24-10 02:19 PM #9
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    This song is over 10 years old, guy. Remember 10 years ago ? when you were still a twerp trying to be witty getting no laughs anywhere except in your own mind.
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  10. 12-24-10 02:21 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    This song is over 10 years old, guy. Remember 10 years ago ? when you were still a twerp trying to be witty getting no laughs anywhere except in your own mind.
    Ah yeah, good one. You lost this Load Lovah'...time for you to go listen to Streisand.
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  11. 12-24-10 02:31 PM #11
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    are you gay or not?

    and no i wont come over.
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  12. 12-24-10 02:33 PM #12
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  13. 12-24-10 02:59 PM #13
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    goowah
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  14. 12-24-10 03:26 PM #14
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    She gained all that weight but she is still fukkin hot!!
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  15. 12-24-10 03:27 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinger View Post
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  16. 12-24-10 03:43 PM #16
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    so hott in this 1!!!
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  17. 12-24-10 03:45 PM #17
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    too bad she is dumb as a post
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  18. 12-24-10 05:52 PM #18
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    But she is a rich bitch.Sold something like a billion in her clothing line.
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  19. 12-24-10 06:04 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by grekos View Post
    But she is a rich bitch.Sold something like a billion in her clothing line.
    So you like that she's hot, but you're ripping on her for being rich. That makes sense, why would you want someone who's hot and has a ton of money?
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  20. 12-24-10 06:30 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    too bad she is dumb as a post
    Doesn't matter.
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  21. 12-24-10 06:53 PM #21
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    I never like , not my cup of tea
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  22. 12-24-10 06:58 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportfan View Post
    I never like , not my cup of tea
    Quote Originally Posted by sportfan View Post
    I never like , not my cup of tea
    What's the matter, not enough facial hair or maybe her package isn't big enough for your taste?
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  23. 12-24-10 07:07 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    too bad she is dumb as a post
    i could care less
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  24. 12-24-10 07:28 PM #24
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    love her in that ice cream lickin vid
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  25. 12-24-10 11:46 PM #25
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    I think her rendition of "Baby it's cold outside" deserves a bump.
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  26. 12-24-10 11:49 PM #26
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    too bad she doesn't look like that anymore...
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  27. 12-25-10 12:31 AM #27
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    great version in this movie.

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  28. 12-25-10 01:01 AM #28
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    What a fa\*\*ot Nick Ladouche is. After some PNOY mediocore ass now. Jessica is top class, but threw it away.
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  29. 12-25-10 01:52 AM #29
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    she only had one brain cell but it died of loniliness
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  30. 12-25-10 01:52 AM #30
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    but I'd do her anytime even with the extra weight
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  31. 12-25-10 12:24 PM #31
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    I'm sure her drug addiction didn't make her pleasant to be around.
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  32. 10-20-11 05:55 PM #32
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    I read some reports lately that say shes pregnant.
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