1. 12-21-10 08:57 PM #1
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    I Ain't Big Time?

    Rolled up to Chili's in my work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar blonde with black boots and brunette. My brother is like " dude that blonde keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the Magic game on my Droid who cares.

    Get up and stare her straight in the eyes she smiles and flips her hair so I just walk out without saying a word.

    Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I know women want me so who cares.

    I ain't big time?

    Act like you know...
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  2. 12-21-10 08:59 PM #2
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    long live the king
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  3. 12-21-10 09:00 PM #3
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  4. 12-21-10 09:01 PM #4
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    why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's rooster
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  5. 12-21-10 09:03 PM #5
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  6. 12-21-10 09:04 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's rooster
    Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

    Sammy call me.
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  7. 12-21-10 09:04 PM #7
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  8. 12-21-10 09:05 PM #8
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    bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT
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  9. 12-21-10 09:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

    Sammy call me.
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  10. 12-21-10 09:06 PM #10
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  11. 12-21-10 09:07 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixtrix View Post
    bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT
    Big time and pro like you Trix.
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  12. 12-21-10 09:09 PM #12
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    bateman taking a stroll through the park

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  13. 12-21-10 09:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not. Sammy call me.
    I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha

    Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email
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  14. 12-21-10 09:11 PM #14
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  15. 12-21-10 09:11 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email
    He stiffed you?
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  16. 12-21-10 09:12 PM #16
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    is not a pro
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    chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!
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  17. 12-21-10 09:15 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    He stiffed you?
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  18. 12-21-10 09:18 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Big time and pro like you Trix.
    trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

    my gf is pro though
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  19. 12-21-10 09:20 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixtrix View Post
    trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

    my gf is pro though
    pro at what trix?
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  20. 12-21-10 09:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crash View Post
    chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!
    Crash you ever hit that Italian joint near Publix?
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  21. 12-21-10 09:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    He stiffed you?
    yep
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  22. 12-21-10 09:21 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Rolled up to Chili's in my work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar blonde with black boots and brunette. My brother is like " dude that blonde keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the Magic game on my Droid who cares.

    Get up and stare her straight in the eyes she smiles and flips her hair so I just walk out without saying a word.

    Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I know women want me so who cares.

    I ain't big time?

    Act like you know...
    chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt
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  23. 12-21-10 09:23 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt
    Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.
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  24. 12-21-10 09:23 PM #24
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  25. 12-21-10 09:34 PM #25
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    A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.
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  26. 12-21-10 09:49 PM #26
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  27. 12-21-10 09:52 PM #27
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    i bet he kicked over a chair on his way out also
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  28. 12-21-10 09:55 PM #28
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  29. 12-21-10 09:57 PM #29
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    I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked
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  30. 12-22-10 07:45 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked
    Not likely; I've seen you and the "women" you claim are good looking. Laughable at best. I would take my one good looking woman to twenty of your toothless wonders. Still have the television set in your backyard? Only in America...
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  31. 12-22-10 08:02 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.
    Maybe she was wearing an Eagles jersey, Doctor.
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  32. 12-22-10 08:16 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post

    Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.
    Polo? C'mon brother......certainly you can do better than that department-store-in-the-mall crap.
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  33. 12-22-10 08:29 AM #33
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    after reading the title i thought you'd scored with jj's aunt.
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  34. 12-22-10 08:34 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post

    This shit is hilarious.
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  35. 12-22-10 08:37 AM #35
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    Tranny bar?
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