Some of the things my students tell me are beyond absurd!!!

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  • BuddyBear
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 7233

    #1
    Some of the things my students tell me are beyond absurd!!!
    As some of you know I am a teacher at the University of Wisconsin and usually at the beginning of the semester I do an ice breaker to make students feel more comfortable in the classroom.

    Well I usually stick to things like pet peaves or celebirty run-ins but I was getting sick of that and switched it up to be something like a fun fact about yourself.

    I told students how i watched a bunch of 80s movies this summer b/c I live across the public library. Of course students got a kick out of that...what was i going to tell them that i am a degenerate gambler.

    So one student tells everyone else that her fun fact is that she has 2 mothers...so i figure her parents are lesbians or something. It turns out that her family practices polygamy where she has a dad and two mothers.

    Is this girl crazy...i'd be embarrassed to say that in front of a class. Can you imagine sharing something like that with strangers no less your teacher.
  • Senator7
    SBR MVP
    • 08-20-05
    • 1559

    #2
    You teach at UW-Madison and have the gall to have that ugly avatar?!

    As a fellow Wisconsin citizen, I am outraged! You might as well have a Minnesota Viking or Chicago Bear avatar!

    Senator 7
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #3
      You should have suggested a 4 in a bed with her and her 2 mothers. She'd have probably been up for that.
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • Razz
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-22-05
        • 5632

        #4
        He knows the Badgers are going down this week, and Mich St. is gonna get at least a cover.

        As for the story, wow. Is she a Mormon? People today seem to not have that voice in their head telling them when to shut up.
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        • Senator7
          SBR MVP
          • 08-20-05
          • 1559

          #5
          Originally posted by Razz
          People today seem to not have that voice in their head telling them when to shut up.
          This is especially true for most of the student body at UW-Madison!

          Senator 7
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          • moses millsap
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-25-05
            • 8289

            #6
            Good stuff, lol.
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            • pags11
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-18-05
              • 12264

              #7
              buddy, funny stuff...is she hot?...am on the badgers -3 this week...
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              • SBR_John
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-12-05
                • 16471

                #8
                Wow! thats a tough one. Man Homecoming could be a bit confusing.
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                • BuddyBear
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 7233

                  #9
                  Well I think she was from Singapore I'll ask her sometime this semster.

                  I don't mind UW madison at all...but i went to MSU and i always root for them regardless. The students know it and we have some fun with it especially during last year's football game I got the last laugh! However I am a pretty big Brewers fan and watch most of their games.

                  Wisconsin in general is a really nice state in my opinon.

                  Well i hope it falls on exactly 3 this way those who bet UW wouldnt' lose b/c i have NC +3.5...but not even sure they are going to get this game off with the weather problems going on down there.

                  I really considered betting MSU but i always try to avoid betting MSU games...i never bet against them even though I would have made a fortune the past couple years. This game and the one against scUM are the biggest for me so i already have enough riding on it in emotions. I'd like nothing more than to win for the 5th time in a row in South Bend!
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Sad what strange stories people have

                    We are a screwed up nation for the most part with no direction
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                    • Emmdoubleu
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 09-10-05
                      • 104

                      #11
                      Seems to be a ton of Wisconsonites here, myself included....guess that shows you how much there is to do in Wisconsin
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                      • pags11
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-18-05
                        • 12264

                        #12
                        I just like talking about young, hot chicks and football...
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                        • Brick Tamland
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-12-05
                          • 1336

                          #13
                          Some other cultures believe in the multi wife system. Unfortunately for me my wife believed in the multi husband system. Now I believe in the multi beer system.
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                          • clonecat
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-29-05
                            • 1225

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BuddyBear
                            Well I think she was from Singapore I'll ask her sometime this semster.
                            However I am a pretty big Brewers fan and watch most of their games.
                            I had given up hope on them finishing .500 after Sheets went down for the year, but with the way they have been playing they may well finish .500 or above.
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                            • Razz
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-22-05
                              • 5632

                              #15
                              Ned Yost is, in my opinion, the most unrecognized of the handful of very good managers in baseball.
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                              • Emmdoubleu
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 09-10-05
                                • 104

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Razz
                                Ned Yost is, in my opinion, the most unrecognized of the handful of very good managers in baseball.
                                Clearly...as well as Melvin at the GM post...very underrated
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