I've been bangin this fukin chick that turned 18 a few months ago. Dumber than a box of rocks!
She claims she is going to the Air Force a couple months after graduation, she may have already signed the fukin paperwork, she's hell bent on it.
I told her she could use my cok as a joystick and pretend she is flying a predator drone.
I then told her she needs to stay here & fight the Al Qaeda off my cok
She got pissed & left