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    What will be a good book title for JJ's autobiography?

    Looks like everyone is writing books these days. Give us some ideas for JJ's autobiography.

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    one and a half inches

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    The 50 Year Old Virgin


    Call Me: The JJ Gold Story
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    bit of a rip from 2 and a half men here.....Call it '2 and a half inches: The rise, fall, fall, fall, fall deeper, rise and the once again fall of a gambling adonis'

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    Trust Fund baby online memoirs
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    Gotta love JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
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    If this was put in the SBR Store, I can almost guarantee it would be the number #1 seller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    If this was put in the SBR Store, I can almost guarantee it would be the number #1 seller.
    Exactly my thoughts.

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    Is that actually in the makings pavy??? JJ could recover a good chunk of his losses over the years, because the SBR community would love hearing the man's life story, in a nice organized format. Every story imaginable is posted, just tedious to find them in the archives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    Is that actually in the makings pavy??? JJ could recover a good chunk of his losses over the years, because the SBR community would love hearing the man's life story, in a nice organized format. Every story imaginable is posted, just tedious to find them in the archives.
    It will be a great hit and best seller. The book should not be spell checked by the editor to be even funnier.

    JJ start writing a book and get rich quickly.

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    "Fukkin Barrelled In: The JJGold Story"

    Chapter 1: A Gambler's Fukkin Youth: The Great Milk Weed Attack of 1979

    Chapter 2: Spindled Behind Fukkin Yonkers

    Chapter 3: Hustling My Way Up the Fukkin Ladder With Mario Dolbin and Joey Slats

    Chapter 4: The High Life: Mink Coats, Jumpsuites, and Two Dime Fukkin Rugs, Pal

    Chapter 5: My Fukkin Introduction to Sick Gambler

    Chapter 6: The Corbin Electric Years: Where WAS the Fukkin Power Box, Carol??

    Chapter 7: The Day I Ate the Whole Fukkin Stick of Oriole Cookies... For Breakfast!

    Chapter 8: The Day the Fukkin Music Died: Superbowl 2008

    Chapter 9: From Champagne and Ace Hookers to Fukkin Cranberry Juice and Fleshlight

    Chapter 10: Rock Fukkin Bottom: Spin the rooster, Spike the Dick, Cork the Ass, Titty Fasteners, Steam Rooms, and Blowing a Fukkin 70-Year Old Man

    Chapter 11: Climbing Out of the Fukkin Hole: Sethlin To the Rescue

    Chapter 12: Top of the Fukkin World Again, Ma: Yayo Pushups and High Rollin' in Montreal
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    The 50 Year Old Virgin


    Call Me: The JJ Gold Story
    I vote for either one of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post

    Call Me: The JJ Gold Story


    nice one

    How about:

    Listen Pal

    Barrelled In

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    Quote Originally Posted by 13th Inning View Post
    "Fukkin Barrelled In: The JJGold Story"

    Chapter 1: A Gambler's Fukkin Youth: The Great Milk Weed Attack of 1979

    Chapter 2: Spindled Behind Fukkin Yonkers

    Chapter 3: Hustling My Way Up the Fukkin Ladder With Mario Dolbin and Joey Slats

    Chapter 4: The High Life: Mink Coats, Jumpsuites, and Two Dime Fukkin Rugs, Pal

    Chapter 5: My Fukkin Introduction to Sick Gambler

    Chapter 6: The Corbin Electric Years: Where WAS the Fukkin Power Box, Carol??

    Chapter 7: The Day I Ate the Whole Fukkin Stick of Oriole Cookies... For Breakfast!

    Chapter 8: The Day the Fukkin Music Died: Superbowl 2008

    Chapter 9: From Champagne and Ace Hookers to Fukkin Cranberry Juice and Fleshlight

    Chapter 10: Rock Fukkin Bottom: Spin the rooster, Spike the Dick, Cork the Ass, Titty Fasteners, Steam Rooms, and Blowing a Fukkin 70-Year Old Man

    Chapter 11: Climbing Out of the Fukkin Hole: Sethlin To the Rescue

    Chapter 12: Top of the Fukkin World Again, Ma: Yayo Pushups and High Rollin' in Montreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by 13th Inning View Post
    "Fukkin Barrelled In: The JJGold Story"

    Chapter 1: A Gambler's Fukkin Youth: The Great Milk Weed Attack of 1979

    Chapter 2: Spindled Behind Fukkin Yonkers

    Chapter 3: Hustling My Way Up the Fukkin Ladder With Mario Dolbin and Joey Slats

    Chapter 4: The High Life: Mink Coats, Jumpsuites, and Two Dime Fukkin Rugs, Pal

    Chapter 5: My Fukkin Introduction to Sick Gambler

    Chapter 6: The Corbin Electric Years: Where WAS the Fukkin Power Box, Carol??

    Chapter 7: The Day I Ate the Whole Fukkin Stick of Oriole Cookies... For Breakfast!

    Chapter 8: The Day the Fukkin Music Died: Superbowl 2008

    Chapter 9: From Champagne and Ace Hookers to Fukkin Cranberry Juice and Fleshlight

    Chapter 10: Rock Fukkin Bottom: Spin the rooster, Spike the Dick, Cork the Ass, Titty Fasteners, Steam Rooms, and Blowing a Fukkin 70-Year Old Man

    Chapter 11: Climbing Out of the Fukkin Hole: Sethlin To the Rescue

    Chapter 12: Top of the Fukkin World Again, Ma: Yayo Pushups and High Rollin' in Montreal

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    Fukkin Barrelled In- that's a winner! Classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 13th Inning View Post
    "Fukkin Barrelled In: The JJGold Story"

    Chapter 1: A Gambler's Fukkin Youth: The Great Milk Weed Attack of 1979

    Chapter 2: Spindled Behind Fukkin Yonkers

    Chapter 3: Hustling My Way Up the Fukkin Ladder With Mario Dolbin and Joey Slats

    Chapter 4: The High Life: Mink Coats, Jumpsuites, and Two Dime Fukkin Rugs, Pal

    Chapter 5: My Fukkin Introduction to Sick Gambler

    Chapter 6: The Corbin Electric Years: Where WAS the Fukkin Power Box, Carol??

    Chapter 7: The Day I Ate the Whole Fukkin Stick of Oriole Cookies... For Breakfast!

    Chapter 8: The Day the Fukkin Music Died: Superbowl 2008

    Chapter 9: From Champagne and Ace Hookers to Fukkin Cranberry Juice and Fleshlight

    Chapter 10: Rock Fukkin Bottom: Spin the rooster, Spike the Dick, Cork the Ass, Titty Fasteners, Steam Rooms, and Blowing a Fukkin 70-Year Old Man

    Chapter 11: Climbing Out of the Fukkin Hole: Sethlin To the Rescue

    Chapter 12: Top of the Fukkin World Again, Ma: Yayo Pushups and High Rollin' in Montreal
    WINNER, post of the month

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