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I was extremely frustrated and needed to take a couple days off to recover with a clear head and come back with a vengeance
it was something I really needed to go through because I thought I was indestructable. Now I realize there are absolutely no locks in sports and to never put myself in a position where one or two losses will cripple me like thatComment -
Just read this whole thread all the "plays" that you make, are never once locked in, never once confirmed. Zeta makes the most logical and obvious point......you have no spreadsheet, you ask QUESTIONS about leans, and then you want to say you made the play? Except for on the 3 Team teaser, "OH I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THAT PLAY" - although contextually it sounded like you certainly did in your thread. So convenient, and so unconvincing.
I am new here, not trying to attack you either, don't know much about lakerboy, but what I do know is, from what you've posted so far, and from the outside looking in, I feel like I'm listening to a 430 pound fat man tell me about how many fine hotties he's smashed in the last 2 weeks.Comment -
1)I didn't make that 3 team teaser because I already had the steelers in a 2 team teaser in my other thread (which I admitted I lost)
I wouldn't play 2 different teasers with one team involved in both, that's absolutely retarded and goes against all common sense
2)I have played every other one of my plays that I made threads about except for the phillies game. If you don't believe me that's fine, that still means I had a 10-2 record over the last few daysComment -
Who cares when you started betting again.
You were gone forr a couple of weeks to let that thread die and hope everyone forgot about you getting buried.
That doesnt happen pal.Comment -
Brah I have also heard you are shit at Madden.
Can you confirm this?Comment -
You missed the whole point of my post: that you are shady and flaky when it comes to actually committing yourself to a play, and you conveniently choose games that you win as bets you made, but games that you lost, as bets you didn't end up making.
Fat dude, 430 pounds, banging playmates.Comment -
when you make a thread about a poster they win
they are glorified in deh internetz while you look like a freak who obsesses with a name on a screen
4 pages in a few hours in honor of lakerboy means he wins and you failed periodComment -
seriously i find you entertaining at times but shut up and make a spreadsheet when those 3 all in plays lost i felt bad for you but you deserved that ass whopping for being the cocky young 21 year old kid that you are. the sooner you realize that we are all here to get insight and make money the better off you will be. you are doubting lakerboy who has had some good and bad runs here we all do. stop with the dikk measuring and just make your plays u will get the due credit when the time is right learn some humility and do what you do. being the biggest pain in the ass isnt getting you anywhere on this forum so hopefully you listen to what some of us are telling you and learn from it your 25-8 baseball record gets you no where because bottom line is what do you have to show for your 25-5 run nothing because those last 3 plays killed your bankroll so just sit back listen and learn and it will help you in the long run GL
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just curious, why people always argue about posters in this forum? what is the point? childish!Comment -
someone start a Players Talkcapping contest from now till the end of the World Series and the Bahama bitch can show off his skills...Comment -
But how many of them did you actually play? Nobody really knows, since you didn't lock any plays in before game time. Classic fisherman's tale.
"Enough said" to indicate that you have the logic of a 12 year old, and you must be close to 430 since you are thick buddy. Nothing you've said in this thread addresses the W/L and +/- UNITS discrepancy you're facing. And suuuure.....we all "cash out" before our big losing streak too lol.
Hope for your continued success, you obviously are the best handicapper on the forum.
Start a spreadsheet, if you still have your 70-80%, I'll pay for Scarlett Johansson to come suck your dick.Comment -
And you only said you were betting what... 3 of them??? The BEST SIX TEAM TEASER EVER, the PHILLIES and some other NFL play.
Listen to what people are telling you. Or don't I guess. But this shit's not going to fly. Seriously. It's now gotten to the point where serious lakerboy bashers are coming in here sticking up for him because he may be up and down, but he sticks around and he at least states his plays clearly beforehand.
And don't even start with that taking a break stuff. I already posted your history before you left the last time. Same threads, same questions. You were going to take down the books, 100k limits, ooh you'd be kicked out so who would pay you, etc...
Just be your f'n self. No need for this nonsense. Use the spreadsheet or just admit you're a troll. Either/or is cool. But we may as well get it out on the table.Comment -
Many afraid to use spreadsheet and get exposed.
These guys will never keep one and if they do it stops as soon as they get in red a decent amount
Keep spreadsheet will show how hard it is to winComment -
If not a spreadsheet.. y not just one thread? The only reason I say not a spreasheet cause can't those be edited?Comment -
This is not NUQULEAR PHYSICS----it is gambling on sports.
You can shut everyone up on SBR who hates you (and there are a lot of us)---by simply posting your selections on your speadsheet and if you hit 70's---all you have to say is "Spreadsheet Bitches".
But this goofy "Hey, does anyone like Northwesteastern Bumfook State? And then claiming it as a winner is bush league.Last edited by MartinBlank; 09-13-11, 05:47 PM.Comment -
Well yeah. You can't (or at least shouldn't post live bets on there) and it's just purely what you picked before a game/match. I've lost 8k at $200/unit since May and I'm still posting. It's not entirely accurate - it may even be worse. The actual spreadsheet I'm using to calculate every single one of my bets, live, etc... is one that durito directed me to as it has these auto calculator things. But the end result is the same. Post your stuff and that's it. Most of us used to giggle at the SBR spreadsheet and it still has it's flaws but it is what it is. And if you're on a play pre-game that's exactly what this is for.
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Obviously Cookie Monster (hitting 100% at 68-0 after should be the best handicapper in the world to you because all you care about it winning % (with your INCREDIBLY SMALL sample size). Guy...You can't fukkin say you're hitting 90% when you have only "bet" on 11 games.
I'll admit, we have similar ways of handicapping baseball and it works for me...but seriously, is there a need to be such a d-bag attention whore every single day?
Even as a joke, Cookie Monster uses your weasel strategy:
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You make too many useless threads that spam up the forum.Comment
