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    Who here has fukked a REALLY hot broad

    I mean big , hotter than all hell...someone that should be in playboy or hustler.

    Lets hear it!!

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    i mean i get it all the time at home, but i am saying someone that was out of your league. Hard to believe you got a piece of that action type of chick...

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    I am sure THE PROFIT has, guy is a total stud. Probably fukked the Prom Queen.

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    Maybe Seer and Deuce

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Maybe Seer and Deuce
    Deuce maybe smelled some panties, maybe even felt a broad up, no way he fukked a 10

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    10 ?

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    I did it with a chick who was in playboy

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    You fukked Lisa Ann, where and how did it happen?

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    You might be asking this at the wrong forum brock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanksfan View Post
    I did it with a chick who was in playboy
    i'm looking for details pal

    How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

    Made your eyes roll back in your head?

    Big Hooters??

    I LOVE big

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You fukked Lisa Ann, where and how did it happen?
    while I was on vacation in Cali 1 year ago......I was coming home from the beach...and saw this bitch coming out of some van or something I was like ooh daamn,....she offered a ride and I of course didn't refuse....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I mean big , hotter than all hell...someone that should be in playboy or hustler.

    Lets hear it!!

    My ex was a model.....strawberry blonde, French Canadien...so
    I guess she would qualify....

    When I was a rock DJ...I had some very good looking women
    call me and wanted to meet me....I loved the married ones...

    Even my first radio gig in a dinky station in Vicksburg, MS,
    I had this very cute high school senior call me on Friday
    while I was on the air...sayin she was coming over after the
    football game.....

    ..and she did....

    We played " touchy=feely " in between records....

    Loved It...
    Last edited by JW Cash; 07-31-10 at 01:10 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i'm looking for details pal

    How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

    Made your eyes roll back in your head?

    Big Hooters??

    I LOVE big

    During my wife-swapping days, I was paired up with this gal...

    and b4 we got to groovin.....she pulled out a men's magazine...I think
    it was Stag or Swank.....

    and she was the CENTERFOLD...

    Yeah....it was good times...

    After the session I made her autograph the mag and give it to me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i'm looking for details pal

    How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

    Made your eyes roll back in your head?

    Big Hooters??

    I LOVE big
    Well if you want to know the truth. I got head from my sisters friend who was in Playboy in 1996. This was in 1993. She must have had implants because her were small when we hooked up. I was a teen and she was around the same age....maybe 18. It was totally like any other girl. I thought nothing special of it. She was a very lovely girl, but then again i was attracting even better looking at the time. She was shy and quiet then. My sister is still friends with her so I would not reveal identity, but I saw her three years ago at my sisters house at Christmas and she looked embarrassed but still looks very young. It was nothing different than being with any other girl and we didn't have intercourse.
    Last edited by yanksfan; 07-30-10 at 11:09 PM.

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    How did George Carlin put it? "I never fukked a 10...I fukked five 2's in one night, but never a 10"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    while I was on vacation in Cali 1 year ago......I was coming home from the beach...and saw this bitch coming out of some van or something I was like ooh daamn,....she offered a ride and I of course didn't refuse....
    fukking awesome.

    I hope you aren't bullshitting, i am popping a boner

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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    During my wife-swapping days, I was paired up with this gal...

    and b4 we got to groovin.....she pulled out a men's magazine...I think
    it was Stag or Swank.....

    and she was the CENTERFOLD...

    Yeah....it was good times...

    After the session I made her autograph the mag and give it to me....
    FANTASTIC

    I like sex

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    Simple answer

    YES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Simple answer YES
    Fish, you paid for some whore. Don't bullshit us pal

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    jj fuked the cameraman for penthouse

    does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    jj fuked the cameraman for penthouse

    does that count?


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    Quote Originally Posted by yanksfan View Post
    Well if you want to know the truth. I got head from my sisters friend who was in Playboy in 1996. This was in 1993. She must have had implants because her were small when we hooked up. I was a teen and she was around the same age....maybe 18. It was totally like any other girl. I thought nothing special of it. She was a very lovely girl, but then again i was attracting even better looking at the time. She was shy and quiet then. My sister is still friends with her so I would not reveal identity, but I saw her three years ago at my sisters house at Christmas and she looked embarrassed but still looks very young. It was nothing different than being with any other girl and we didn't have intercourse.
    impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans


    I never liked big ....

    I was always an ass man....

    Great legs leading up to a small...tight...curvy BUTT...

    Yea...that would do just nicely.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    I never liked big ....

    I was always an ass man....

    Great legs leading up to a small...tight...curvy BUTT...

    Yea...that would do just nicely.....
    ..
    Same here.....I'm a big guy 6'3 230....I like a petite girl 20-25.

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    Richy richkas only bangs 9's and 10's.. or so i hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans
    Thanks....but remember she had small cans when we hooked....she later must have had implants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Deuce maybe smelled some panties

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    I like sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I mean big , hotter than all hell...someone that should be in playboy or hustler.

    Lets hear it!!


    Brock

    I had this Great looking blonde pick me up at Mr. Bob's in Crystal, Mn

    She looked like Meg Ryan,,,,

    I didnt have a lot of money then and she knew it....so she
    said ... " Lets go back to your place "

    Well we did...and after the foreplay....

    When I entered her....DAMN it felt good....never had that
    sensation since....

    ..it was warm..

    ..it was soft...

    ..it was silky..

    ..it was sooooo snug...

    AND she was soooooo Beautiful !!!!!


    I came in minutes....

    And she says The worse thing a man could hear...

    She says " But I am still horny "

    What could I say...

    I did say....Just give me a few and I will make it up to you....


    And I did....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    Brock I had this Great looking blonde pick me up at Mr. Bob's in Crystal, Mn She looked like Meg Ryan,,,, I didnt have a lot of money then and she knew it....so she said ... " Lets go back to your place " Well we did...and after the foreplay.... When I entered her....DAMN it felt good....never had that sensation since.... ..it was warm.. ..it was soft... ..it was silky.. ..it was sooooo snug... AND she was soooooo Beautiful !!!!! I came in minutes.... And The worse thing a man could here... She says " But I am still horny " What could I say... I did say....Just give me a few and I will make it up to you.... And I did....
    I think i just found a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanksfan View Post
    ..
    Same here.....I'm a big guy 6'3 230....I like a petite girl 20-25.



    I am 6'3...275.....lol


    maybe this runs along our physical dimensions.....

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    This is the first time I've heard of a girl getting out of a van and giving a random guy a ride. If so, you r on a hidden video or that girl is a dirty, dirty slut.

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    brock, what kind of thread is this?

    brock this is like shawshank redemption where they say everyone in prison is innocent.

    brock everyone is gonna come out of the woodwork to say they have. brock go look at porn and stop trying to read fake stories on SBR. half of these fukks still are a virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    I was always an ass man.....

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    jw wins

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