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    Bobby, you have probably jerked off the to sears catalog, you don't even know what a pussy smell's like. Bobby, buy a whore and have a good time

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    Pics???
    (playboy-chicks)

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    My ex girl looks very much alike tila tequila...good times!!! Then she dumped me...she thinks that I'm a dirty rat...which I was...yup she was fine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportNut View Post
    My ex girl looks very much alike tila tequila...good times!!! Then she dumped me...she thinks that I'm a dirty rat...which I was...yup she was fine...


    .........happens to the best of us.....

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    I have, she was cyber girl of the month in playboy, no bullshit.

    Her name is francesca demarco. That is not her real name though. I can tell you anything you want about her.
    Last edited by Mr Windy City; 07-31-10 at 01:59 AM.

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    I've ****** 2 hot broads in my life. One was in Phoenix around 1988 and I think I paid $150 for her. She was from an escort agency and was a California bleach blonde. Just like the kind you see on TV. She let me do almost anything with her. We even drank a beer after we were done so it wasn't like a hurry sort of thing.

    The second one was a Russian whore in Dubai. I immediately approached her when I first saw her and asked how much and she said 1500 Dirham which is like $400 so I politely declined. It was a week night at the hooker bar (The Cyclone Club) and was slow so she came back and said "how about 1000?" which is about $275. Now I was getting all my expenses paid since I was working there. I was getting $50/day for meals and only spending $10 so I could afford $275 for this beauty.

    She drove her Mercedes back to my place as I took a cab. Once we got back to my place I paid her and we took care of business. She had a flawless body and pretended to really be into it. The thing I will never forget is when we were done she called her friend. She told her friend "he told me I was beautiful and that I was really nice". You see, Russian men treat their women like shit and Arabs aren't much better. This is probably one of the first times in her life she was treated like a lady.

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    me and ashley judd back in 93, nobody will believe me so not even sure why im posting it. it was at a party after a kentucky ball game.

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    Does an 18-yr old Polish pool-boy count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Bobby, you have probably jerked off the to sears catalog, you don't even know what a pussy smell's like. Bobby, buy a whore and have a good time

    I prefer DILLARDS

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    get a hooker, I found mine in Amsterdam's Red Light District for $15. US

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Bobby, you have probably jerked off the to sears catalog, you don't even know what a pussy smell's like. Bobby, buy a whore and have a good time
    That's pretty harsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    10 ?
    9 body
    4 Face

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    first week of university last year, very shy girl that was new to toronto i think she was from chicago but yeah hottest thing ive ever been with..... she had the nicest ive ever seen(big c's), tight ass, pretty face and legs to die for,... waaaaay out of my league.... eventually she broke it off and know im back to average girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by southie View Post
    Does an 18-yr old Polish pool-boy count?

    Oh, for God's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundin4prez View Post
    first week of university last year, very shy girl that was new to toronto i think she was from chicago but yeah hottest thing ive ever been with..... she had the nicest ive ever seen(big c's), tight ass, pretty face and legs to die for,... waaaaay out of my league.... eventually she broke it off and know im back to average girls
    oh by the way i still to this day (about a year later) still jack off to pictures i have of her

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    Good stuff men!!

    A+++ to Quantum Leap!!

    TTwarrior, did anyone know who she was at the time?? She's got no cans from what i recall..

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    The girls in Rio are beautiful and in superb shape........

    I was strolling Copacabana Beach on a Saturday afternoon....and I was really strutting...

    had a good swagger going....I am 6-3 and about 250 them and I worked out 3-4 times

    a week..so I looked good.....

    I passed this girl who was in her 20's......and I just Knew she noticed me and

    it was so uncanny....because of what happened next...

    She had short hair....kinda looked like Judy Carne on her best day....

    Anyway....I passed her and then I stopped and turned toward the ocean...

    She then went by me and stopped about 20 ft away and also looked towards

    the ocean.....I knew there was a connection....


    I got close to her...and she looked at me....and I, at her....and

    I just went up to her and we kissed right then and there...a full, all out kiss.....

    We then walked to a kiosk on the beach...and I bought beers....and we continued kissing...

    She might have been a whore, I dont know....she didnt speak a word of English...

    She got up to leave and I put my hand on her breast...and she did NOT like that ..lol

    I brought my hand back.....

    She scribbled her name and phone number on a piece of paper and gave it to me....

    Again she might have been a whore....but the experience of just

    meeting Brazilian ass and kissing within minutes was GREAT !!!

    True story....I kid you not....

    The Brazilians and the Cariocas ( girls from outside the city of Rio ) really like American men...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    I've ****** 2 hot broads in my life. One was in Phoenix around 1988 and I think I paid $150 for her. She was from an escort agency and was a California bleach blonde. Just like the kind you see on TV. She let me do almost anything with her. We even drank a beer after we were done so it wasn't like a hurry sort of thing.

    The second one was a Russian whore in Dubai. I immediately approached her when I first saw her and asked how much and she said 1500 Dirham which is like $400 so I politely declined. It was a week night at the hooker bar (The Cyclone Club) and was slow so she came back and said "how about 1000?" which is about $275. Now I was getting all my expenses paid since I was working there. I was getting $50/day for meals and only spending $10 so I could afford $275 for this beauty.

    She drove her Mercedes back to my place as I took a cab. Once we got back to my place I paid her and we took care of business. She had a flawless body and pretended to really be into it. The thing I will never forget is when we were done she called her friend. She told her friend "he told me I was beautiful and that I was really nice". You see, Russian men treat their women like shit and Arabs aren't much better. This is probably one of the first times in her life she was treated like a lady.


    I don't know I find this a very disconnected and sad way to have sex.

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    3 from playboy. 2 centerfolds and a cover girl. dated rachel sterling who was a covergirl for about 6 months. great girl. dumb as rocks. wants to be meryl streep, but has zero acting talent. the other 2 were one night stands.

    bagged a few porn chicks during the avn season in vegas when i was single at the time. not all that it was cracked up to be. lily thai gave me the clap.

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    I fukked a girl in LA who was easily a 10. She was a 19 year old escort. Blonde, fake , smokin body.

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    You know...

    If there was a woman in a room...and you were gonna fuk her....

    but you had to put a blindfold on first...and then entered the room....

    and then started fukking......

    You couldnt tell if it was a Smokin HOT Babe...or just trailer trash....

    It all feels the same....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I don't know I find this a very disconnected and sad way to have sex.
    Sorry you feel that way. There are millions of us who find this a useful way to release pent up sexual frustrations. Good luck on your connections in the future.


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    Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day.

    I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks!

    Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you!

    Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him.

    If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband.

    I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day. I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks! Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you! Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him. If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband. I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!
    You are my fukking Idol...well 2nd behind Axl Rose. God i love your style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    The Brazilians and the Cariocas ( girls from outside the city of Rio ) really like American men...
    that's cause they want a green card

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    Quote Originally Posted by doylfish View Post
    that's cause they want a green card


    They are sexy...they are horny.....and they want to kiss

    like there is no 2morrow....


    They are sooooooooooo succulent.............

    Very tasty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You are my fukking Idol...well 2nd behind Axl Rose. God i love your style.


    Brock, that means a lot!

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    You guys are crazy...sbr!!?

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    Salud Boys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Salud Boys!


    Brock..

    You say you like sex...


    Have you ever cheated on your wife.....


    ( dont be embarrassed to answer )

    I cheated on my wife ONE WEEK after we were married...but it was
    with someone who I had already had an affair ...so it was alright )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i mean i get it all the time at home, but i am saying someone that was out of your league. Hard to believe you got a piece of that action type of chick...
    sure you do little man

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    I love nothing less than a 7...anything else...might as well just wait til the next day and double down

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    This is the first time I've heard of a girl getting out of a van and giving a random guy a ride. If so, you r on a hidden video or that girl is a dirty, dirty slut.


    or you're about to get jacked.

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    I love sex.........



    Especially...the illicit...immoral...forbidden sex....

    The kinda sex you are NOT supposed to have....

    Yeh.......

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    lol...so sad...

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