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    Cubs offer fantasy camp deal for $7,500; Be a CUB FOR A DAY!

    The Cubs are offering diehard fans a chance to emulate their pin-striped heroes, though getting doubled off second base on a routine fly to left is strictly optional. "Cubs Fantasy Camp at Wrigley Field" is the latest in a series of revenue-enhancers announced by the Cubs in 2010, following the PNC Club, the Toyota sign and the Noodle.
    For a mere $7,500, a Cubs' fan will get batting tips from Ernie Banks and Billy Williams, a custom made Cubs' uniform, a chance to take batting practice off Rick Sutcliffe, a day in a private suite for a Cubs-Reds game on Aug. 8, a one-day contract and a chance to play in a game on the actual field on Aug. 9, when the Cubs will be in San Francisco.
    In a news release, the Cubs said the fantasy camp "gives some of our most loyal fans" the chance to pretend to be a Cub. Those "loyal fans" also need to have some disposable income at the price of $7,500, though groups of two are offered for $6,000 apiece, and groups of three can get in for $5,000 apiece.
    Participants will be granted access to the Cubs' clubhouse and will sign one-day contracts. After the game, a news conference will follow in the interview room, where participants will presumably sit in the same seat that Lou Piniella gives his post-mortems after one-run losses. No word on whether Cub-friendly reporters will be invited to ask the questions.
    For more information, email wrigleyexperience@cubs.com

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    Cubs suck, **** the cubbies

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    would not pay that amount to hang out with those losers.

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    unreal what money can buy these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    would not pay that amount to hang out with those losers.

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    For a mere $7,500, a Cubs' fan will get batting Tips from Ernie Banks and Billy Williams, a custom made Cubs' uniform, a chance to take batting practice off Rick Sutcliffe, a day in a private suite for a Cubs-Reds game on Aug. 8, a one-day contract and a chance to play in a game on the actual field on Aug. 9, when the Cubs will be in San Francisco.

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    I guess the season is over already so who cares what garbage they trot out there August 9.

    Are they flying on the team plane as well? Assuming these people are from the Chicago area, they'll have to fly to San Fran after the game on the 8th to play on the 9th.

    If you went out after the game with some players you might be able to get some pretty nice tail. Could be well worth $7,500.

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    Cougar....are you thinking that the people will actually get to play in the cubs/san fran game?

    I think you mis-read it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Cougar....are you thinking that the people will actually get to play in the cubs/san fran game? I think you mis-read it
    For a mere $7,500, a Cubs' fan will get batting Tips from Ernie Banks and Billy Williams, a custom made Cubs' uniform, a chance to take batting practice off Rick Sutcliffe, a day in a private suite for a Cubs-Reds game on Aug. 8, a one-day contract and a chance to play in a game on the actual field on Aug. 9, when the Cubs will be in San Francisco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Cougar....are you thinking that the people will actually get to play in the cubs/san fran game?

    I think you mis-read it

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    I was just reading the part where it said in a game on the actual field.

    Perhaps I did, just not sure how else to interpret that.

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    I think play in a game on Wrigley..not a actual Cubs game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    For a mere $7,500, a Cubs' fan will get batting Tips from Ernie Banks and Billy Williams, a custom made Cubs' uniform, a chance to take batting practice off Rick Sutcliffe, a day in a private suite for a Cubs-Reds game on Aug. 8, a one-day contract and a chance to play in a game on the actual field on Aug. 9, when the Cubs will be in San Francisco.
    fascinating, should be really dumb.

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    I would interpret it as such...

    they will play in a game with other "fantasy players" at wrigley on aug 9, while the cubs are playing in san fran....

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    what the fuk does a one day contract and and a chance to play in a game on the actual field on Aug. 9, when the Cubs will be in San Francisco mean to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I would interpret it as such...

    they will play in a game with other "fantasy players" at wrigley on aug 9, while the cubs are playing in san fran....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I would interpret it as such...

    they will play in a game with other "fantasy players" at wrigley on aug 9, while the cubs are playing in san fran....
    this is obviously the correct answer

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    can you imagine the Cubs having to send 5 guys to minors and have 5 guys go on waivers to clear room on the 25 man roster because ten old rich guys ponied up 7,500 bucks?


    yeah it would be a great move for the cubs

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    I think Arch is right, but man it would be funny.

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    I actually did somthing like this a few years back, it was pretty fun

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    wow glad every average day cubs fan has that kind of money laying around....

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    Guys, it means you can play in a game at Wrigley Field. You'll be able to do that because the Cubs won't be there that day.

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    play against who? how many people are going to pony up 7500 bux? LOL

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    hell after the game you might even make the team!!!!!!!!!!

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    Brock, a game with a bunch of people willing to pay $7,500. I'm sure there will be enough people to form a game.

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    Brock, for the "game" they have some ex players, and stadium staff (think the 19 year olds you see running around in the polo shirts) added in to make sure there are even groups. They didn't even play the real rules. everyone got a time at bat each inning and outs weren't counted. it was pretty silly...I'd like to go to one of those week long fantasy camps down in florida or wherever, where people take the game seriously

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    Would be great if some washed up player signs up and actually comes into a live game.

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    i want to do this, but 7500? i should be getting a hooker and blow for that price.

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    its worth the 7500

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