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    She's probably his hitting coach with arms like that.

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    and that is why he is having an AWFUL season....such regret with him and hill on the Fantasy team, both within first 12 rounds...........AWFUL

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    looks like bo jackson with a wig
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    and that is why he is having an AWFUL season....such regret with him and hill on the Fantasy team, both within first 12 rounds...........AWFUL
    statement above continues into this year as well..both are terrible....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lyon804 View Post
    I simply dumbfounded that a MLB player would resort to this.. If you need to have a black chick then get a hot ass black chick. His wife is just some run of the mill porch monkey that I could score. Nothing sweet about this..

    Lind is white trash

    It would almost be better being an openly gay player than being with that dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacocakes View Post
    looks like bo jackson with a wig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Probably right.

    P.S. Don't get married.
    Most of the guys on this board risk paralysis when their cow wives get on top while knocking a slightly chubby girl some other guy is with

    That said this guy is a millionaire pro athlete, I mean I can understand fuckin it bc shes got a wet spot but marrying that when you could date a model? I mean c'mon Lind what fuckin dirt does that shemale have on ya
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    The other players wife is hot. Totally expected. I'll bet the blow jays give Lind a lot of shit for dating the knuckle dragger.

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    year old post bump, did they even get married

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    they got married I guess still are probably

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    Maybe now he'll bulk up and actually start hitting HR's with all the KFC they'll be eating???

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    what is the point of being a star athlete if you cannot score awesome pussy

    she must be reaming him daily , bizarre

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    She must have pics of him taking a big yellow bananna up the ass.

    Freaking weirdo

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    statement above continues into this year as well..both are terrible....
    Are you saying Adam Lind is having a terrible season this year? Do you know what terrible is?

    http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7859

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    Adam Lind married Aunt Jemiama

    They should call that boy Bisquick hahahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    what is the point of being a star athlete if you cannot score awesome pussy

    she must be reaming him daily , bizarre
    Theres no telling what is goin on here, but she must treat him like absolute God, I mean he must walk in and get handed a plate of fried chicken that he eats while she licks his asshole everyday, there is just no tellin, I am truly baffled at this, and he plays for Toronto as well, I mean he had to fuckin seek that ho out amongst all the fine ass Canuck babes, its not like he plays for Oakland where shes prolly an 8 or 9

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    , I mean he must walk in and get handed a plate of fried chicken that he eats while she licks his asshole everyday



    She hands him a plate of grits, fried chicken, gravy, butter biscuits, and watermelon and then starts chomping on his azzhole. Hahahahha.

    She was the team whore he picked up in triple A Nigeria.

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    I was on the phone with somebody when I read that just laughing my ass off and they were wondering what the hell I was laughing at. Couldn't control myself. Thanks.

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    your right , toronto is major pussy paradise

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    I was on the phone with somebody when I read that just laughing my ass off and they were wondering what the hell I was laughing at. Couldn't control myself. Thanks.


    I gotta give Lind the credit

    The jokes are just on automatic at this point

    I heard they got married at the Toronto zoo where she grew up

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    I heard for their first date he took her to the movies. They saw planet of the Apes. When Marky Marky bent over and kissed the monkey Adam Lind just leaned over and planted a smoocher on his date's lips.

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    Lind passed on this



    For this


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    The other blue jays are dating
    models
    Miss Canada
    Miss California
    Miss Florida
    Miss America

    Adam Lind is dating the 53rd runner up for Miss Uganda

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    He used to be embarassed about dating her. He'd bring her over to his house in the dark of the night and cover up her teeth and eyeballs and hope the neighbors wouldn't see.

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    he could def do better... she must be good in the sac

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    mabey she put on a couple lbs after they got married leave the guy alone


    have you seen romeros gf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    Are you saying Adam Lind is having a terrible season this year? Do you know what terrible is?

    http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7859

    i did not check any stats when i made that statement, simply assumed that it continued as havent heard shit bout him this year lol

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    3.75/10
    *3.74 for being married to a MLB player*

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    Im not so sure Lind is the only dude in that relationship, she looks like the kind of girl might have a little bonus for ya in the sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Lind is white trash
    Mathdotcom sent me

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    Mathdotcom sent me

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    She looks like she's ready to race at the Belmont....NAAAAAAAAAAA--------

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    Since everyone is dating ms. Nevada or ms. Arizona., please let mr Lind be happy with his choice of filet minon.

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