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    I have just fukking died and gone to Hell I wish this on know one what I saw,,I can't even begin to explain it it was so awful I tell ya AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    Point is I know the way my hair is it does look like a fukkin horseshoe but one does not have to write about it because she has a crowd in the fukkin peanut gallery.

    Its hard to accept being bald and do not need the piling on.

    Shame on you New Zealander

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    New Zealanders have a tendency to fuk sheep
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Point is I know the way my hair is it does look like a fukkin horseshoe but one does not have to write about it because she has a crowd in the fukkin peanut gallery.

    Its hard to accept being bald and do not need the piling on.

    Shame on you New Zealander
    JJ, serious question. I know the horseshoe is there to blend in with the rug, but do you ever go out without a rug or hat on, showing the real life world that horseshoe?

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    JJ shave your head and walk amongst the public proudly,, it will do you good

    Ask Shari she will tell ya and she just might even make you that fukkin sandwich......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    JJ, serious question. I know the horseshoe is there to blend in with the rug, but do you ever go out without a rug or hat on, showing the real life world that horseshoe?
    I go out without a rug a lot, wear hats, etc

    I just need to shave it all off one of these days

    Horse Shoe look actually is a status symbol around here that your Jewish and under a lot of stress so no one bothers you.

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    R U Jewish?

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    Yes acer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes acer!!
    Have you outnumbered non Jewish Americans yet?

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    No Acer........Jews are smart and well read with the ability to be very verbal.

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    What's going on in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I go out without a rug a lot, wear hats, etc

    I just need to shave it all off one of these days

    Horse Shoe look actually is a status symbol around here that your Jewish and under a lot of stress so no one bothers you.
    Bullshit, the top of your head has never seen sunlight.

    If you do come to your senses and live exclusively commando, send my your rugs. I need some disguises.

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    yup jews are very verbal, i have a jew dentist that always try to talk my ear off. i always try to slip out but he never shut his yapper

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    I don't have many dealings with Jews. Tried to fuk a Jewish girl once, but her cootch stunk! I jumped & told her I had an appointment & left

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    what are you scratching your head at JJ?

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    The heat makes his head itch from the glue on his rug.

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    I just discovered I had poison ivy on my left foot!

    Now I'm gonna really have to watch my penis in the shower

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    heres what jjs horeseshoe will look like in 5 years


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I don't have many dealings with Jews. Tried to fuk a Jewish girl once, but her cootch stunk! I jumped & told her I had an appointment & left
    I'll try to avoid the Jewish women.

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    Dorky, it's already there and then some, minus the grey.....

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    JJ has less hair than that guy

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    This is JJ



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    This is JJ



    A reverse horsehoe.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    I'll try to avoid the Jewish women.
    I love Sarah Silverman

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I love Sarah Silverman
    She's a Jew? Now i really hate her. Why so many Jewish comedians?

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    i find her to be an annoying bitch.

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    She's funny as hell & she's hot! Stealthy, you wouldn't know funny if it bit your clitoris

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    Winona Ryder is Jewish.

    She was my pick in the "who would you like to fuk" thread.

    Long live the Jewish! Orale Guey, Illini!!

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    **** you profit, that award has already gone to your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    **** you profit, that award has already gone to your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Winona Ryder is Jewish.

    She was my pick in the "who would you like to fuk" thread.

    Long live the Jewish! Orale Guey, Illini!!
    I have nothing against Jewish women by any means, I just haven't met that many

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    New competition for betpoints:

    Ring toss with horse shoes on JJ's head
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    I know the Jewish make up over 60% of the comedic industry

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    **** you profit, that award has already gone to your head
    you know I love ya stealthy!

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