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    Duece WANTED ***crimes against humanity*** APPROACH WITH CAUTION


    SPINDLING OF UNARMED SCHOOL CHILDREN; MURDER OF U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; CONSPIRACY TO MURDER U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; ATTACK ON A FEDERAL FACILITY RESULTING IN DEATH








    Aliases: Deuce, D1ckhead, CokSmoker, TurdTickler, Abu Abdallah

    DESCRIPTION
    Date of Birth: 1984
    Hair:Black
    Place of Birth: Saudi Arabia
    Eyes: Brown
    Height: 6' 4" to 6' 6"
    Complexion: Olive
    Weight: Approximately 130 pounds
    Sex: Male
    Build: Thin
    Nationality: Saudi Arabian
    Occupation: Unknown

    Remarks: Deuce is the leader of a terrorist organization known as ChodeLickers, "The Base". He is left-handed and walks with a cane.
    Scars and Marks:
    None
    CAUTION

    DEUCE IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 2004, SPINDLING OF UNARMED IRAQI CHILDREN. THESE ATTACKS INJURED OVER 56 SCHOOL CHILDREN. IN ADDITION, DEUCE IS A SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
    CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT JJGOLD.
    REWARD

    The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to 25 million points for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Deuce. An additional 2 million points are being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
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    Deuce is a good guy but that shit is funny

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    Deuce nice fukkin chin

    Your a good looking guy

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    SPINDLING OF UNARMED SCHOOL CHILDREN; MURDER OF U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; CONSPIRACY TO MURDER U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; ATTACK ON A FEDERAL FACILITY RESULTING IN DEATH


    **UPDATED PHOTO





    Aliases: Deuce, D1ckhead, CokSmoker, TurdTickler, Abu Abdallah

    DESCRIPTION
    Date of Birth: 1984
    Hair:Black
    Place of Birth: Saudi Arabia
    Eyes: Brown
    Height: 6' 4" to 6' 6"
    Complexion: Olive
    Weight: Approximately 130 pounds
    Sex: Male
    Build: Thin
    Nationality: Saudi Arabian
    Occupation: Unknown

    Remarks: Deuce is the leader of a terrorist organization known as ChodeLickers, "The Base". He is left-handed and walks with a cane.
    Scars and Marks:
    None
    CAUTION

    DEUCE IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 2004, SPINDLING OF UNARMED IRAQI CHILDREN. THESE ATTACKS INJURED OVER 56 SCHOOL CHILDREN. IN ADDITION, DEUCE IS A SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
    CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT JJGOLD.
    REWARD

    The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to 25 million points for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Deuce. An additional 2 million points are being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-28-15 at 03:17 PM.

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    Excel, watch out, I'll put two in your hat, cuz.

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    no one will stop you deuce, please do.
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    Duece is a hamburger

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