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    Things that piss you off

    Post your spewing hatred of people/things you run into during everyday life.

    I will share my annoyances with you on a daily basis. I could write an entire book just on other drivers antics. This thread is not just for other drivers though.

    I think I will start off with people who do the speed limit in the fast lane. I think that they are number one on my list of most hated. It seriously should be part of the driving test....

    Question 1.) If you are driving in the left hand lane and there is no other automobiles in front of you but there is a line of cars behind you, what should you do?

    No multiple choice on this one. I'll fill you in on the answer. GET THE FUK OUT OF THE WAY! If you have no one in front of you, you should be in the right lane . You are the people that cause accidents by everyone slamming on their brakes because you are fuking up the flow of traffic. Fuk off and die!

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    a little "what grinds my gears" segment

    u no wat really grinds my gears? you america. **** u!(family guy)

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    They are helping to police the highway and keep people going the speed limit or under. They are almost as good as a police officer. They should make you happy, not pissed off. I suggest we give these people a helpful citizen award.

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    People that go to the cinema area of the gym then decide they want to talk to their buddy during the whole movie.

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    People who super-size their orders at McDonald's and when they throw away their trash half the fries are not eaten.

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    people that care more about money than their own children

    people that are worried about what everyone else is doing

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    people who match my offers with 5 cents or 28 cents. What the **** is the point of even betting. I wish they had a minimum. I'd rather have no match than getting change. It's like tipping your server nickels and quarters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    People who super-size their orders at McDonald's and when they throw away their trash half the fries are not eaten.
    going along with this, people who order diet drinks with their super-sized meals. its like trying to be healthy but half assing it

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    people driving while on the cell phone, reading the paper and drinking coffee at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    going along with this, people who order diet drinks with their super-sized meals. its like trying to be healthy but half assing it
    These are the same fat fuks at the buffet that eat like 12 piled up plates of food and then have the balls to bitch about their weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    going along with this, people who order diet drinks with their super-sized meals. its like trying to be healthy but half assing it
    well it's better than not having a diet drink rite? Just because they are ordering a diet drink does not mean they are claiming to go on a diet. I know a few people who actually like the taste of diet pop better, I think that is crazy but its what they like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Post your spewing hatred of people/things you run into during everyday life.

    I will share my annoyances with you on a daily basis. I could write an entire book just on other drivers antics. This thread is not just for other drivers though.

    I think I will start off with people who do the speed limit in the fast lane. I think that they are number one on my list of most hated. It seriously should be part of the driving test....

    Question 1.) If you are driving in the left hand lane and there is no other automobiles in front of you but there is a line of cars behind you, what should you do?

    No multiple choice on this one. I'll fill you in on the answer. GET THE FUK OUT OF THE WAY! If you have no one in front of you, you should be in the right lane . You are the people that cause accidents by everyone slamming on their brakes because you are fuking up the flow of traffic. Fuk off and die!
    In most states this is grounds for a traffic ticket. The offense is "failure to stay right." It is based on a distance traveled (think it is 3mi in NY) w/o overtaking another motorist.

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    Got into trouble 2 years ago at my job and almost got fired. My union hooked me up with a last chance agreement. Basically, it's like probation. Gotta be good, no call outs, can't be late, all that petty shit. Could only call out for emergency and have good a excuse with documentation. Lasts for 2 years and is over on April 12th. The agreement was not in the computers only on paper. We get a new supervisor a few months ago and she has no clue about it. Only way she can find out about it is to call human resources and have them dig it up. So I called out a few times. She won't know, right? Well lastnight, my dikhead of a friend who is also a supervisor, who I fukin bust my ass for so all the mail gets done, work through breaks and lunches when he's in a jam, go to the store for him to so he can stuff his fat diabetic ass, tells her, "You know he's on a last chance agreement". FUKIN DIK!!!! Now she's all up on it looking for the documents and calling me in the office telling me she's gonna look into it. 400 POUND FAT FUK!!! FUK YOU!!! Now my job at the PO could be in jeopardy. 5 days left to go after 2 years and I would be in the clear and he does this shit. THAT IS WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW!!

    Thanks for listening. I needed that.

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    ouch Jiggy that sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    ouch Jiggy that sucks
    Sure does. I calmed down for most of the day but now I'm worked up again. Fuked up part is I thought he was my boy. He's not even a full pledge supervisor. He's a 2O4B (AKA - acting supervisor) that they pulled out of craft cause they are short handed. UGGH!!! I'm gonna go do some bong hits!!!

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    Slow moving people annoy me period

    Non thinkers annoy me also

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Slow moving people annoy me period

    Non thinkers annoy me also
    completely agree with JJ here.

    ahh slow moving people that is one of mine, nothing worse than when your stuck behind some fukk moving 1 mph

    so many people also believe EVERYTHING they are told, its pathetic, they never think to question it whatsoever.

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    Internet Tough Guys

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    everything

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    hot women avatars, it just reminds me of another hot chick that I'm not banging
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    Country music

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    Waiters who ask me how is my dinner when my mouth is full with food.

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    Guys who make threads like "Things that piss you off" piss me off

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Waiters who ask me how is my dinner when my mouth is full with food.
    or 3 seconds after they gave it to you.

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    When I pull up to a drive-thru at a fast food joint and they ask to take my order before my car is even stopped!!! Haven't even glanced at the menu yet!!! WTF!!!

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    Kids under 10 on airplanes, it should be mandatory any child under 10 needs to be sedated before the plane takes off,JMO.

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    People who buy the jumbo size bottle tylenol pills with 1000 pills per bottle at Sam's Club that expire in 12 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    People who buy the jumbo size bottle tylenol pills with 1000 pills per bottle at Sam's Club that expire in 12 months.
    Thats a bargain for us drinkers.

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    jerks who dont pull into the intersection when turning left on green lights with oncoming traffic

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    People who scream when they lift weights at the gym like they are in labor.

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    police cars that follow u all the way home for no apparent reason.

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    losin a bet cuz 70% free throw shooter cant make his fukin shots

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    goin 35mph in a 40.like 40 isnt slow enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicorn7 View Post
    jerks who dont pull into the intersection when turning left on green lights with oncoming traffic
    I hear ya. And what about the douchebag who cannot merge onto a highway via a entrance ramp. By the time you hit the end of that ramp you better be at highway speed ready to merge in. You stupid mother fukers who hit the end of the ramp doing 25 cause you are a pussy who doesn't know how to drive are just fuking everyone else up. You cannot merge into 60 MPH traffic doing 25, Get that through your thick fuking skull. One of two things normally happen...

    Option 1.) you merge in anyway and almost get rear ended by highway traffic who has to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting your retarded ass.

    Option 2.) You become one of those fuking idiots who come to a dead stop at the end of the ramp waiting for a huge clearance while fuking up everyone behind you from merging normally. Fuk you , I hope you get gonorrhea and die!

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