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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Waiters who ask me how is my dinner when my mouth is full with food.
    I did a lot of work at a restaurant including waiting tables. One thing we learned was never ask "how is everything?"

    The rule was make yourself visible, make a little eye contact. If something is wrong, they will tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayroy25 View Post
    police cars that follow u all the way home for no apparent reason.
    Indeed, what annoys me most by this is that for the entire time you have to keep one eye on your speedometer as you know they will jump at any chance to pull you over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I hear ya. And what about the douchebag who cannot merge onto a highway via a entrance ramp. By the time you hit the end of that ramp you better be at highway speed ready to merge in. You stupid mother fukers who hit the end of the ramp doing 25 cause you are a pussy who doesn't know how to drive are just fuking everyone else up. You cannot merge into 60 MPH traffic doing 25, Get that through your thick fuking skull. One of two things normally happen...

    Option 1.) you merge in anyway and almost get rear ended by highway traffic who has to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting your retarded ass.

    Option 2.) You become one of those fuking idiots who come to a dead stop at the end of the ramp waiting for a huge clearance while fuking up everyone behind you from merging normally. Fuk you , I hope you get gonorrhea and die!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey360 View Post
    Indeed, what annoys me most by this is that for the entire time you have to keep one eye on your speedometer as you know they will jump at any chance to pull you over.
    they did this 2 my gf as she was pikin me up at my moms at 430 am. we new he was watchin outside the devolupment with lights off but we didnt know where. we def stopp completely at stop sign. all this after he followed her to my moms. we pull out then outa nowhere pulls us over. he said there been complaints for people rolling thru stop sighns. ass hole its 430 in the morning. so we got a warning. my ass go do ur actual job and stop harassin pig

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    posters that get pissed off at threads about "what pisses someone off" and posts about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post

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    Waitresses that can't pour a half a cup of coffee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingToad View Post
    Waitresses that can't pour a half a cup of coffee!
    lol i waitered briefly and why THE FUKK DO PEOPLE CARE? they would complain when i poured them 3/4 cup of coffee, DUDE STFU I DO NOT CARE IF I WASTE SOME COFFEE, IF YOU DO NOT DRINK IT ALL IT WILL BE ALRIGHT OK!?? Not to mention half the people you pour half a cup of coffee 4 want some more later ANYWAYS.

    SO SHUT UP, AND TAKE A FULL CUP OF JOE U BASS TURD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    lol i waitered briefly and why THE FUKK DO PEOPLE CARE? they would complain when i poured them 3/4 cup of coffee, DUDE STFU I DO NOT CARE IF I WASTE SOME COFFEE, IF YOU DO NOT DRINK IT ALL IT WILL BE ALRIGHT OK!?? Not to mention half the people you pour half a cup of coffee 4 want some more later ANYWAYS.

    SO SHUT UP, AND TAKE A FULL CUP OF JOE U BASS TURD!
    I don't drink coffee, so i could care less. Countless times I've had a meal with people, they needed it exact for their balance of sugar, cream, and other nonsense. So when a witless moron pours a whole cup when person specifically asked for 1/2, it becomes a pain when person looks for an empty glass to pour excess in. The person whines about coffee not being right and waiter whines about having to find an empty cup. It makes it unpleasant and annoying for the innocent bystander.

    DO ME A FAVOR, EITHER BRING AN EXTRA EMPTY GLASS, SAY YOU RAN OUT OF COFFEE, OR POUR IT RIGHT THE 1ST TIME SO I WON'T HAVE TO HEAR EVERYONE WHINING YOU BASS TURD!

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    People that have children when they are nowhere near properly financially equipped to deal with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingToad View Post
    they needed it exact for their balance of sugar, cream, and other nonsense. So when a witless moron...
    Sounds to me that the witless person is the guy who can't fvcking eyeball proper amount of cream and sugar for their coffee. Are they even coffee drinkers? Unlikely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingToad View Post
    I don't drink coffee, so i could care less. Countless times I've had a meal with people, they needed it exact for their balance of sugar, cream, and other nonsense. So when a witless moron pours a whole cup when person specifically asked for 1/2, it becomes a pain when person looks for an empty glass to pour excess in. The person whines about coffee not being right and waiter whines about having to find an empty cup. It makes it unpleasant and annoying for the innocent bystander.

    DO ME A FAVOR, EITHER BRING AN EXTRA EMPTY GLASS, SAY YOU RAN OUT OF COFFEE, OR POUR IT RIGHT THE 1ST TIME SO I WON'T HAVE TO HEAR EVERYONE WHINING YOU BASS TURD!
    hmmm is doubling the amount of sugar, cream and non-sense really that hard?

    If this is something they whine about they really should just end themselves and save everyone the trouble of having to deal with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    Sounds to me that the witless person is the guy who can't fvcking eyeball proper amount of cream and sugar for their coffee. Are they even coffee drinkers? Unlikely.
    thank you, at least someone understands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domestic View Post
    People that have children when they are nowhere near properly financially equipped to deal with it.
    This irks me too, a friend of mine says he and his girl are trying for a baby, thing is she lives about 70 miles away from him, they see each other about once every fortnight, they both live with parents, the guy is unable to get credit due to debt, he also doesn't work and claims benefits and to add to that he is about to go back to college for two years because he cant find a job.

    I understand sometimes things happen and its not planned but to actually plan to have a baby under such circumstances is just idiotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey360 View Post
    This irks me too, a friend of mine says he and his girl are trying for a baby, thing is she lives about 70 miles away from him, they see each other about once every fortnight, they both live with parents, the guy is unable to get credit due to debt, he also doesn't work and claims benefits and to add to that he is about to go back to college for two years because he cant find a job.

    I understand sometimes things happen and its not planned but to actually plan to have a baby under such circumstances is just idiotic.
    that's crazy, I hope you told him what you thought of it ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    that's crazy, I hope you told him what you thought of it ??
    I didn't unfortunately, some people are just not worth openly disagreeing with, he's the type that can't take any critcism.

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    When people say "I could care less," it's "I couldN'T care less" for crying out loud. Get it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adlai View Post
    When people say "I could care less," it's "I couldN'T care less" for crying out loud. Get it right.
    Oh and people who point sh*t out like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid View Post
    posters that get pissed off at threads about "what pisses someone off" and posts about it.
    Posters that get pissed off when posters get pissed off at threads about "what pisses someone off" and posts about it..

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    a few of my least favorite things- waiting in line,people who stare,know it all's, the guy at work who always complains and only talks about work, lending out a 20 and then having to ask for it back when its been too long.

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    i can't tell you how many times i've been hit in the achilles by strollers and never recieved an apology for it

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    People who still argue that they're right even when you have shown them the proof that they're wrong.

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