1. #1
    jjgold
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    How Much You Worth???

    Hate to brag but here are my figures as of 3 weeks ago

    CD's.....$5500
    Stocks ..$2100
    Electronic equipment...$10,000
    Savings Account....$1350

    A few loans but covering them fine with side work

    Now many laughing but for a gambler THIS IS VERY GOOD

    Most guys like -$50,000 or so I feel I am well off here

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    MartinBlank
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    No house?

    No car?

    No IRA?

    JJ---yesterday you told someone you could buy them 10x over. The balance sheet you listed couldn't buy a new car.

    I am calling bullshit. JJ---a man as "sharp" as you, has to have some real estate.

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    Flying Dutchman
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    -23,500 Euros, but my father is worth over 7 figures ...

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    jjgold
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    Marty my point is I assume and probably correct most gamblers in the red and I am not

    My van is worth About $150 or so, old but can fukkin fly

    I rent

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    Flying Dutchman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman View Post
    -23,500 Euros, but my father is worth over 7 figures ...
    ...Russian Rubles

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    forgot to add in your monthly stipend from your mommy and daddies trust fund to you

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    forgot to add in your monthly stipend from your mommy and daddies trust fund to you

    Common LOW BLOW

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    dbnmln
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    i just got payed today, so i'm worth a couple hundred for 2 weeks until next paycheck.

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    WileOut
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    enough but not enough.

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    pico
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    have about 30 dollars in my BkofAma savings account. i don't trust those jew bankers.

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    i'm in the green, but not by much lol, i gots sum work to does

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    No house?

    No car?

    No IRA?

    JJ---yesterday you told someone you could buy them 10x over. The balance sheet you listed couldn't buy a new car.

    I am calling bullshit. JJ---a man as "sharp" as you, has to have some real estate.
    Notice how Marty sidesteps the question

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Common LOW BLOW
    This must be true if It's a low blow JJ Gold.

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    $45.76

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    Funny thread


    JJ, you are correct though, you are far better off then the majority of people that gamble everyday.

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    nenad
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    5500 in cds lol thats big collection

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    Great thread.

    Right now I am finishing school and for the first time in my life am in the red.

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    Fishhead
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    Since you asked........


    A tad over $1,000,000

    It could be 99 cents in a week though, so nothing to feel relaxed about.

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    jjgold
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    I was right so far

    guys living day to day

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    statnerds
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    Equity in House ~$30K

    IRA $5K

    Stocks $2K (at one time was $15K. long story as to why i lost $11K on NCC)

    Savings $3K

    probably can't list these on my balance sheet:
    5Dimes $1,500
    Betonline $800
    Bookmaker $500
    Carib $700

    funny money $335

    more than some, less than most, but working on it.

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    Many gamblers live paycheck to paycheck with no savings account. I got over 100k in fidelity Contrafund, but I can't touch it till I retire or leave my company.

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    I have about 2.5k points. So what is that something between $160 - $200.

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    My coveted cattle jacket $500

    leather chair $300

    flat screen monitor $200

    mink coat $1200

    2 pink rings $350 each

    12 cowboy hats (imported from texas) $35 each

    2 stain glass lamps $50 each

    cordless phone $35

    50 cd's of great mixing dance music $890

    2 pair wide cuffed jeans (waste 52) $80 each These paints are classics (Travolta use to where same type

    5 Pair sweat pants $70 each

    Hush puppies $45

    golashes $25

    snow shovel (leather handle) $50

    bow-n-arrow set $500

    deer head $80

    bullet proof vest $350

    old revolver classic $700

    74 Plymouth still for sale $1000

    female doll with all the right openings for enjoyment $600

    satellite phone $1200

    300 adult videos $500

    workout books $20

    chewing gum (Big Red) 10 cents a pack quanity 3000

    pipe $45

    Bay City Rollers Picture $500

    tank tops $10 each

    roller blades $50

    skate board $5

    boots $50

    20 bottles of windex $100
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    MJT1212
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    Is that market value for your electronic equipment, becuase that stuff tends to plumet when it leaves the store.

    Also, get some more money in stocks and out of the other financial instruments. I'm a finance major and can help you make some money if you want. What stocks are you in now? I have some solid, winning suggestions if you want them.

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    Compaq

    pink rings and hushpuppies

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    im worth zero

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    -164 SBR points


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    ngates815
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    45-50K in home equity
    4 Cars (64 Galaxie, 09 Jeep, 03 Subaru wrx, 01 mazda) All paid off.
    snowmobile/4wheeler paid off.
    6K in stocks.
    2K in bonds.
    2K checking acct
    5K savings acct.

    1200 in bodog...always take out some when I hit about 3K

    24 years old. I try not to gamble all my money away, and never drop below 1500 in my checking because, that's what the mortgage is, and always want to have at least that in my account.

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Compaqdork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    45-50K in home equity
    4 Cars (64 Galaxie, 09 Jeep, 03 Subaru wrx, 01 mazda) All paid off.
    snowmobile/4wheeler paid off.
    6K in stocks.
    2K in bonds.
    2K checking acct
    5K savings acct.

    1200 in bodog...always take out some when I hit about 3K

    24 years old. I try not to gamble all my money away, and never drop below 1500 in my checking because, that's what the mortgage is, and always want to have at least that in my account.
    Great start sir

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    Fishhead leading by far, Gates second and I am 3rd. Compactor you broke fuk.

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    keyboarding
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    My girlfriend's best friend is worth millions, so faking my own kidnap for the ransom could get me $1,000,000 easily.

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    A few thousand until VCU gets beat tonight!

    I knew I shouldn't have let my bookie be my financial advisor

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    pavyracer
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hate to brag but here are my figures as of 3 weeks ago

    CD's.....$5500
    Stocks ..$2100
    Electronic equipment...$10,000
    Savings Account....$1350

    A few loans but covering them fine with side work

    Now many laughing but for a gambler THIS IS VERY GOOD

    Most guys like -$50,000 or so I feel I am well off here
    CD's.....$5500
    Stocks ..$2100
    Electronic equipment...$10,000
    Savings Account....$1350
    JJ's Spreadsheet -$33,000

    So you are in the red for (5500+2200+10000+1350)-(33000)= -$13950

    How is this good?

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    bout tree fiddy

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