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    My 1st HS Football Game Is Friday Night

    1. 7:00PM
    2. Named starting Right Guard
    3. Defensive Tackle
    4. Playing Both ways

    Pep rally Thursday, school starts today, all I am going to do is have some books in my hand and walk the hallways a little so people see me. One of players got me fake ID tag. Then off to track and then practice, have smart phone to post.


    Lots of guys gambling on college games that is all we talk about in locker room, I have a local bookmaker come into the locker room and take bets.

    The guys love me, I am re living my childhood, a chick 5-3 like 190 loves me but she is too young so we cannot date.

    Yesterday I go into the locker room with two black broads in their 30's and guys go crazy. One guy asked me if I am a pimp. It is like North Dallas Forty here.

    I love it!!

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    After reading JJ's posts I can't help but think of the lyrics to "XTC - Making Plans For Nigel". Replace "Nigel" with "Hank Webber" or "JJ Gold" and you'll see what I mean.

    We're only making plans for Nigel
    We only want what's best for him
    We're only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel just needs that helping hand

    And if young Nigel says he's happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his world

    We're only making plans for Nigel
    He has his future in a British steel
    We're only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
    Yeah

    And if young Nigel says he's happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his world

    Nigel is not outspoken
    But he likes to speak
    And loves to be spoken to (in his world)
    Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)
    Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)

    We're only making plans for Nigel
    We only want what's best for him
    We're only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel just needs this helping hand

    And if young Nigel says he's happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his world

    We're only making plans for Nigel
    We only want what's best for him
    We're only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel just needs this helping hand

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    JJ - I never thought I would say this but..."SEEK HELP"!

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    "5-3 190" damn thats fat!

    Later

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    Quote Originally Posted by capitalist pig View Post
    "5-3 190" damn thats fat!

    Later
    maybe she is a weeble wobble

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    4. Playing Both ways
    We already knew that.

    Also nice to know you have some scruples about you, JJ. Obtaining a fake ID, playing high school football at your age and bringing bookies into a high school locker room okey dokey with you, however you draw the line on dating a girl that's too young. Classic!

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    JJ you are too much dude! You make me laugh with all your stupid shit. You need to get a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    We already knew that.
    AHAHAHAHAHA now that comeback is classic!!!


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    [QUOTE=Willie Bee;335719]We already knew that.

    QUOTE]


    Knock out punch right there; didn't think Slick Willie had it in him but that my friends is SOLID GOLD

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    Got my jacket also, wearing it now. We are at Yonkers for simulcasting. I took 2 players with me.

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    JJ scored his 1st letterman jacket

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    Just like Art Schlister you will be in the huddle checking out your pager for the score of the Rutgers game instead of concentrating on the play.

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    Hey JJ for a small price I will outfit your helmet with a shield that will display scores....


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    there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin
    of course he is not pulling this off.. it is a complete joke.. but very entertaining..... JJ has way to much time on his hands though!

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    that story is hillarious. I applaud your post JJ, you are probably one of the coolest people i know. I don't find much funny, but that story is classic.

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    You need to write a book, and make some loot. Then again, you will gamble that all away.

    Keep up the good stories JJ, and good luck in the game.

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    Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.

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    5' 3'', 190. yeah i donno, she weigh more than me and i am way taller than her. more cushion for the pushin.

    i wonder what jj will post next. maybe one of the parents report your ass to the police?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.
    Don't lie, you were shooting roids up his ass. A little something called mangoo, full of protein.

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    good stuff, JJ
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    unreal

    professional story teller

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    he has become more in touch with reality in the past year

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    Archie that was a true story

    Amazing, I fukked up and got discovered though, It was a fantasy of mine to go back to HS and play football and i partially lived it.

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    did you save any of the notes that the 5'3 190 lb chick passed you? I bet it smelled like perfume.........and buritos


    Man, if I could go back and play any HS sport, It would definately be football, and then maybe basketball..... thirdly I'd pick women's field hockey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Playing Both ways
    this would explain so much

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    I almost pulled it off

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    I would wreck house in a high school football game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I would wreck house in a high school football game.
    I was actually talking to someone about this last week. If I was a starting LB right now at a local high school, I would be all state and prob get offers around the country to D2 or D1A schools.

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    I'd get wrecked once I got on campus at a D1 school

    old man strength, and fading speed and agility might let you dominate 16 and 17 year olds

    but it would be game over after that.....

    Deuce think of the hot HS cheerleader AND Milf trim we'd pull wearing our varsity jackets while cruising the strip

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    I fukked up..if I played one game it would of been some feat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I'd get wrecked once I got on campus at a D1 school

    old man strength, and fading speed and agility might let you dominate 16 and 17 year olds

    but it would be game over after that.....

    Deuce think of the hot HS cheerleader AND Milf trim we'd pull wearing our varsity jackets while cruising the strip
    Ya, I'd get crushed at a D1 school likely. Give me an entire year of training I might be ok to play at a MAC school or Conf. USA.

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    JJ, you need to do an SBR football vid similar to the old basepaths classic vids.

    screaming from the sidelines at the various SBR posters you have playing at all the positions.

    I'd like to see BobbyFk at quarterback

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