1. 02-17-23 03:58 PM #1
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    DonkLand Road Show: Daytona 500 2023

    vid from yesterday or so, time begins to blur over here in Daytona.....

    fighting a tad bit of a hangover, let me know your stone cold locks for the 500.....

    in the meantime, I throw a few vids in this thread:




    anybody here in town, let me know........
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  2. 02-17-23 04:03 PM #2
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    from last night:

    poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:


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  3. 02-17-23 04:11 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    from last night:

    poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:


    Right

    No wait… you can pile the pussy up in the bed of the truck.

    LEFT
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  4. 02-17-23 04:41 PM #4
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    can't believe Dangles didn't ask about the mother-in-law's cans

    we are backing Ross Chastain 16-1

    get em Donker
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  5. 02-17-23 05:12 PM #5
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    Who's your driver Donk?
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  6. 02-17-23 05:14 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    from last night:

    poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:


    Truck. Can throw a mattress in the back and really hammer that shit down. My buddy calls his truck the “Fukk Truck”
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    Joey Logano is my stone cold lock for Sunday.
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  8. 02-17-23 08:08 PM #8
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    Hey Donker why do you think the Fords dominate this race the past couple years???
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    i like alex bowman donk.my dog pk. is erik jones.
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  10. 02-17-23 08:48 PM #10
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    So far

    Trucks
    Zane Smith +1200 and Ben Rhodes +1200
    Zane > Chase Elliott +105
    Rhodes > Majeski -115

    Xfinity
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    Hey Autodonk,
    Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    So far

    Trucks
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    Zane > Chase Elliott +105
    Rhodes > Majeski -115

    Xfinity
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    Hey Opti are you running any NASCAR Contests this year? Cheers mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post

    Hey Opti are you running any NASCAR Contests this year? Cheers mate.
    I wasn't going to, but will play if someone else will do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    Hey Autodonk,
    Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??
    maybe she had a badonadonk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    I wasn't going to, but will play if someone else will do it.
    I should contact LT and see what the story is.
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    Donkers!
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    I vote for the 66 Donk but the TRIM would prefer the GT hands down
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    Donker!!

    I always love a good Donkland Roadshow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    Hey Autodonk,
    Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??
    nice try Stallion she drives an F-Type
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  20. 02-18-23 02:52 PM #20
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    Wheres the pussy pics?
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    Daggles you have enough pussy pics
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    Diggityhotdog is always horny and looking for action! Wish I had his sex drive..


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  23. 02-18-23 04:30 PM #23
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    Gaucher, I need more for my collection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Daggles you have enough pussy pics
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    Gaucher, I need more for my collection.

    Mind ya biz, sir.
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  28. 02-19-23 10:22 AM #28
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    sorry for the delayed response, but trying to recoup after wild night in daytona beach last night, post xfinity race.....

    will post a few vids, hopefully, before heading over to the track in about an hour.....

    Let's go racin' boys!!!!!


    pretty cool 3-d commemorative tickets...
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  29. 02-19-23 10:23 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    Hey Autodonk,
    Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??

    no, just that asian bitch I nailed who can't get over me... her name was Sum Yung Ho.......
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  31. 02-19-23 10:34 AM #31
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    Pussy pic donk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Pussy pic donk?
    first, another poll.......

    had to buy the wife a sexy daytona tshirt last night so she could chop the bottom half off for today, to nestle her dd's into it with just the right amount of underboob.........

    I made the purchase of one of these, let's get the sbr crowd's response as to which of these three you'd prefer to see huge dd's trying to bust out of at any given second:

    top turquoise or bottom camo:





    or the red one:






    I'll take an incognito of her beautiful, gorgeous, succulent rack at some point in the race today and reveal which I chose!!!!
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  33. 02-19-23 11:12 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Pussy pic donk?
    Wow… Slayer is a HORNDOG!
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  34. 02-19-23 11:30 AM #34
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    so, diggity, two questions:

    1. which t shirt of the three above would you want to see a dd rack trying to bust out of?

    and

    2. which do you think I chose last night, while half drunk and thinkin' about titty fukkin'?
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  35. 02-19-23 11:43 AM #35
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    35$ for a Tshirt!

    I'd go camo
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