1. 02-13-23 03:21 PM #1
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    Keep it G, How much you spending on Valentines day?

    Spending less than $20, Got some chocolates & Roses for my lady. Thank goodness she not materialistic & money hungry. What you guys doing for your significant other?
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  2. 02-13-23 03:25 PM #2
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    Nice, if you can get roses for under 20 bucks.
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  3. 02-13-23 03:38 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Nice, if you can get roses for under 20 bucks.
    He'll grab a couple plastic ones @ the Dollar Store. She'll be thrilled.
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  4. 02-13-23 03:39 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    He'll grab a couple plastic ones @ the Dollar Store. She'll be thrilled.
    I don't do fake anything. Have fun with your palm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    I don't do fake anything. Have fun with your palm.
    Have fun scarfing some of those Hershey kisses 'chocolates' you sprung for her, J.P. Morgan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Have fun scarfing some of those Hershey kisses 'chocolates' you sprung for her, J.P. Morgan.
    Don't be mad I get pussy and you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Don't be mad I get pussy and you don't.
    A Fleshlite isn't really considered 'pussy', J.P. -- regardless of what the Adult Store clerk told you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    A Fleshlite isn't really considered 'pussy', J.P. -- regardless of what the Adult Store clerk told you.
    How original. I'll be balls deep while you surf SBR. Enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    How original. I'll be balls deep while you surf SBR. Enjoy.
    Congrats... and good on you for using scotch tape for your c0ckring, that indeed saves $.

    Likewise... please enjoy your silicon sleeve, your plastic roses for ambiance, and your Hersey kisses for your post-nut snack. YOU DO YOU, J.P.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Congrats... and good on you for using scotch tape for your c0ckring, that indeed saves $.

    Likewise... please enjoy your silicon sleeve, your plastic roses for ambiance, and your Hersey kisses for your post-nut snack. YOU DO YOU, J.P.
    Nobody cares. Have fun rosy palm.
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    You keep responding and were extremely butthurt from my innocuous, obvious joke to Opti. I clearly struck a nerve, while not even intending to. OH, YOU CARE 💯 You care a lot.
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  14. 02-13-23 04:50 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    You keep responding and were extremely butthurt from my innocuous, obvious joke to Opti. I clearly struck a nerve, while not even intending to. OH, YOU CARE  You care a lot.
    You contribute nothing. Just asked a simple question and you being a blow hard with no lady. Don't know why you came at me like you did.
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  15. 02-13-23 05:09 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    You contribute nothing. Just asked a simple question and you being a blow hard with no lady. Don't know why you came at me like you did.
    Oh, look... the guy that doesn't care is proving my point, again. You care so much it's HURTING you 💯--- Listen, puss... this is PT... you can't be a candya$s (as you obviously are) and survive round these parts. You're softer in mind than your BF's dikk.

    I made a light, innocuous joke, numbnutz (to Opti). I didn't come after you, you weakling-of-mind. The day I actually come after you is the day you run home to your 2 mommys. Capische?

    Btw, I absolutely GUARANTEE more peeps know me round here than your p@nsya$s. I bona fide never heard of ya, pal. BUT, I sincerely wish you well in your humping of Suzie on Valentine's night (you seem like the kinda guy that would name your Fleshlite, "Suzie". Amirite?)

    Now... show everybody how much you don't care, again, and respond yet again in 3... 2... 1......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Oh, look... the guy that doesn't care is proving my point, again. You care so much it's HURTING you --- Listen, puss... this is PT... you can't be a candya$s (as you obviously are) and survive round these parts. You're softer in mind than your BF's dikk.

    I made a light, innocuous joke, numbnutz (to Opti). I didn't come after you, you weakling-of-mind. The day I actually come after you is the day you run home to your 2 mommys. Capische?

    Btw, I absolutely GUARANTEE more peeps know me round here than your p@nsya$s. I bona fide never heard of ya, pal. BUT, I sincerely wish you well in your humping of Suzie on Valentine's night (you seem like the kinda guy that would name your Fleshlite, "Suzie". Amirite?)

    Now... show everybody how much you don't care, again, and respond yet again in 3... 2... 1......
    Enjoy the circle jerk with Gaucho
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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Enjoy the circle jerk with Gaucho
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  19. 02-13-23 05:50 PM #19
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    I think the OP had the Eagles last night. Last $20 left in his gambling account to by chocolate and roses for his lady. I saw a guy once stealing roses from the graves and selling them on the street for $10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I think the OP had the Eagles last night. Last $20 left in his gambling account to by chocolate and roses for his lady. I saw a guy once stealing roses from the graves and selling them on the street for $10.
    Ahhh... no wonder 209/J.P.'s estrogen is flowing so heavily today, pavy... YOU NAILED IT. Poor lil fella; Mahomes bent him over so far last night, he had flashbacks to the night he went to San Fran's Power Exchange with FightinIllini, and he played the Indian Chief in a Village People bl0wbang. Yep, no wonder he's still shook, today.

    Thing is, if he had won his bet last night, Suzie mighta got a candy chocolate upgrade from Hersey's kisses to maybe a bag of Peanut M&M's (Family Size... woo hoo!). *Maybe*
    Oh well...
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  22. 02-13-23 06:39 PM #22
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    I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift
    I was gonna say: SHARP... but the Aussie guy that likes convertibles and befriends rando peeps in Compton beat me to it.

    Btw... that ONE gift: o/u $20 big smackeroos (that's the thread precedent).
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Wife got me 2 new MyPillows. Say what you want about Mike Lindell's politics, the man makes a hell of a pillow.
    Agree, got 2 myself... the pillows are on fleek*
    But, yeah... Lindell is a loon.

    Then again, I'd expect nothing less than fine craftsmanship from the thousands of under-age Hugo Chavez clones that are making the pillows in a sequestered prison camp in Venezuela for $1 a day (along with those voting machines, o'course).



    *on fleek was in vogue ~2013 or so when Hugo Chavez died, so, seemed appropriate to use the term here
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    DOJer ran 209 out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift
    this is better than a super bowl win
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