Originally Posted by
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Pavy, I had to do a bit of research, but I finally ran across this:
JJgold was a legend on the sports gambling forum SBR, known for his 394,888 posts and his signature blend of anger and profanity. Despite his love of figs and penthouse magazines, JJgold was not a catch. He had a small penis, an ex-wife named Carol (and an adult son named Jeffery who was a pothead), and a history of failed attempts at sexual conquests, including his aunt.
So when SBR decided to trade JJgold to another sports gambling forum, many wondered what they could possibly be getting in return.
It turned out that SBR had struck a unique deal. In exchange for JJgold, they received a lifetime supply of figs, a full set of Penthouse magazines from the 1990s, and an antique fur coat.
SBR's moderators, Optional and Shari, were thrilled. Shari, who JJgold had long had a crush on, was finally free from his unwanted advances. Optional, who had long been frustrated by JJgold's constant barrage of profanity, was just happy to see him gone.
The new sports gambling forum was in for a surprise. JJgold showed up at their door in his robe and fur coat, carrying a tea set and a lifetime supply of figs. He immediately made himself at home, posting and cursing up a storm. The moderators at the new forum were stunned, but they couldn't deny the value of the figs and magazines.
JJgold quickly became a staple of the new forum, regaling its users with tales of his sexual misadventures, his hatred of Carol, and his love of figs. The users were divided. Some found JJgold hilarious and endearing, while others couldn't stand him. But no one could deny that JJgold was one of a kind.
In the end, both forums got exactly what they wanted. SBR was free of JJgold and his constant barrage of anger and profanity, and the new forum had a unique character who was sure to bring in the crowds. And JJgold? He was just happy to be surrounded by figs and Penthouse magazines.